After Malik gets high
KG: Sup ya'll...in my freshmen year of high school I found out that souherners don't say ya'll...I guess I'm still a Vegas girl ...but any way this idea came to me 2 months ago and I had to put it up...I am dedicating this to DIS, Cat, and Dreadlockedpencil for they are my favorite humor writers and showed me the definition of strange and abnormal...so Malik tell them what this one shot fic is about and the disclaimer.
Malik: KG doesn't own YGO...this fic is about a strange love between me and one part of my body...remember this is happening after I get high...
KG: So let the fic begin.
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" Malik I told you to stop going out drinking with Bakura and Ryou...Do you think I like being called by a strip club saying that my brother is fucking a pole instead of the dancer?" Ishizu said while trying to get her brother from off her back. She put him on his bed and headed out. " Now go to bed." She said closing the door unware of what was gonna happen after she closed the door.
Malik sat on the bed moving back and forth and looking around like something was after him, and then it happened.
"Malik?" Someone said close by.
" Huh? Who are you? What do you want?" Malik said rasing the blanket up to him.
" I am your lover."
" Ok..." Malik said then saw something moving below the covers. He yanked the covers up to find his foot." -- my foot?" Malik said irritated.
" Actually I like to be called Footsy...and I love you." Malik's foot said then kissed Malik.
" o.o Ok...I have lost my mind...and my foot kissed me."
" FOOTSY!"
" Right...Footsy...-- why are you talking?"
" Because your moving your lips to make me talk...can I have eyes and mascara?"
Malik got off his bed and got on his right foot for his left contained Footsy. He started to hop to Ishizu's room, when he got to her room he started to gag at the pink walls and the barbies. " Yuck no wonder she don't want me in her room...its sick." He then went to a dresser and found some make up. " All we have is black...is that ok?"
" Yes now pull up a chair for me and make me pretty."
Malik pulled 2 chairs for him and Footsy. " I'm gonna do your eyes first." He then got some black mascara and put some on the top of his foot. After about 10 minutes he found some of Ishizu's hair and taped it to his foot. " You know footsy...(hiccups) your a very sexy woman...I love my sister...I wanna do things that I can never do to my sister..."
" o.O Malik what are you doing to me...OMG RAPE RAPE!" Footsy yelled.
" Shut up woman i just want to feel you..." Just then Ishizu came in the room. " O.o oh shit...HELP ME ISHIZU...MY FOOTS RAPING ME!" Malik said making his foot feel on him. " Oh ra its cold and clammy!" He said as Ishizu walked toward him and then picked him up.
Ishizu carried him downstairs and called the 1-800-My-Brother-Is-Having-Sex-With-His-Foot hot line. After about 10 minutes the parmedicts came and put Malik in a staight jacket and took him to the nut house.
They tossed Malik in the cell and then the unthinkable happened. "Malik..." Someone said.
" Oh ra...not again..."
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KG: Wow I actually have an idea for another chapter...o.O please read and review...i dont believe i wrote that...it came out weirder than i had intended.