Now, to find the stupid boiler room along with that psycho. Yay psycho! So anyway, Rebecca went off to go find the boiler room. "Where the hell is that boiler room?" she asked herself. She then saw that the stairs were right in front of her. Oh. She SO knew that.
Well, anyway, Rebecca tried to climb down the steps slowly because she knew that they were very fragile and the boiler room was quite a long way down from where she was. But, we must remember, that it's MY job to make Rebecca's life in the spirit world miserable, even though she's awesome. Plus, it happened in the movie.
So, as Rebecca was softly singing "Moonlight Densetsu" to herself and carefully climbing down the stairs, a step broke in half. Oh goodie. She fell over and had to run down the steps as fast as she could so she wouldn't lose her balance or break any more of them. Then, Rebecca crashed into a wall.
"I'm okay," she said to herself faintly. Just then, the window above her opened and Rishid started smoking in her face. Since when did he smoke? Ah, who cares. So, anyway, Rebecca slowly moved against the wall away from Rishid. Ew, he smelled bad. Then he went back inside to go annoy the customers.
"Phew!" exclaimed Rebecca, obviously tired out. "Look, there's the boiler room!" She sprinted down a few more steps and came face-to-face with the door. Unlike Chihiro, she was NOT going to stand around that door all day. Rebecca hastily opened the door and ran inside.
The boiler room was really hot and stuff (duh, what did you expect?). It took Rebecca a few minutes to adjust to the temperature. In the middle of the room was a boiler... thing. I seriously don't know what you would call it, and I don't care. So now it will be referred to as the boiler thing.
All around little Kuribohs were dropping coal into the boiler thing. Rebecca was wondering what the heck they were doing. Then, sitting in a chair by the boiler thing, she saw AN UGLY OLD MAN RUNNING THE PLACE. Hold on a second, it was just Bakura. Bakura was pretending to work, but he wasn't and was playing GameBoy instead.
Now, any normal person would have been polite and would have kindly asked for a job. After all, they didn't know what Bakura was capable of. Unfortunately, Rebecca was not one of those people.
"Hey, you!" she called. Bakura turned his head at her. "Yeah, you! What the hell is going on here?"
Bakura was annoyed by being talked to so rudely, especially by an eight-year-old. "What do you want?" he hissed. "Can't you see I'm trying to work here!" He quickly shut off his GameBoy and put it in his pocket.
"I'm looking for a job! DUH! What else do you think I want?"
"You? A job?" Bakura laughed at the tohught. "That's hilarious! I already have all the workers I need! I put a spell on a couple of Kuriboh cards and now they work for me, whether they like it or not!"
"Too bad I don't give a crap," replied Rebecca. "Now can you please give me a job?"
"STOP WHINING!" Bakura demanded. "There's no work for you here. If these Kuribohs stop working, the spell will wear off. Then I'll actually have to do something with my life besides plotting my revenge on the Pharaoh."
Rebecca blinked. Well, this sucked. Now bored, Bakura whipped out his GameBoy and began playing again. Rebecca looked around and spotted a Kuriboh being crushed by the weight of the coal it was carrying. Feeling non-selfish for a bit, Rebecca went over to help it. She picked up the coal and dragged it over near Bakura.
"What do I do with it?" she questioned, not wanting to mess up anything. She already got Bakura pissed.
Bakura glared at her. "Finish what you started!" Rebecca had no idea what he was talking about until she spotted the Kuriboh dropping their coal into the boiler thing.
"Aw peas," she said to herself as she walked over to the boiler thing. Bakura was checking his nails. The weight of the coal almost made Rebecca drop it numerous times. When she reached the boiler thing she saw that there were flames coming out of it. Oh goodie!
The blonde-haired girl went as close as she could to the boiler thing without falling into it or getting burned. She quickly threw the coal in there and retreated back to safety.
The Kuribohs noticed Rebecca throw the coal in and wanted her to do their jobs, too. They soon dropped coal on themselves and hoped that Rebecca would help them.
"You idiot!" Bakura snapped at Rebecca. "Now they all want you to do their dirty work! Because of you, the spell may wear off!"
Rebecca backed slowly away from Bakura. Wow, this guy was a hypocrite. He said to throw the coal in and now he was yelling at her. Retard. How was she supposed to know that the Kuribohs would take advantage of her? Hmm?
So yeah, Bakura kept yelling at her while the Kuribohs walked away to go watch TV. Then Mai waltzed in and Bakura shut up. FINALLY.
"Hey, boiler man," she said, walking over to him. "I brought... FOOD." She dumped a tray of raw meat on his lap and walked over to the Kuribohs.
Rebecca stared at her the whole time, wondering what her deal was. At first Mai didn't notice Rebecca, but when she did she stared at her in shock.
"Holy crap!" Mai screamed, pointing at Rebecca. "It's a human!" (A/N: I never understood why Lin was like, "EW HUMAN". She looks just like a human to me. Oo)
"Yeah, so what if I am a human?" retorted Rebecca. "You got a problem with that?"
"Yeah, maybe I do!"
"You wanna take this outside?"
"Let's go!"
"Mai, shut the hell up," Bakura said, ticked off. "She's... uh... my niece! Yeah. And she's looking for a damn job. I don't want the little brat - er... my niece hanging around her all day. So you're going to have to take her to Yami Malik to get a friggin' job."
Rebecca was in total shock that Bakura would help her. Maybe there was some kindness in his heart. Or maybe he was just following the script. Mai stared at Bakura like he was crazy (Too bad he already is crazy...).
"Niece...?" Mai asked. "How the hell can she be your niece? Anyway, I can't bring her with me! Everyone's looking for her! I'll get in trouble!" She then threw some rock candy at the Kuribohs because she forgot to feed them earlier.
"Do you think I care? No," Bakura answered. "Maybe this'll change your mind." He reached into his pocket and pulled out... JOUNOUCHI'S CAR KEYS. He dangled them in front of Mai's face. Rebecca was in the background singing "Can't Get You Out Of My Head".
"How did you get his car keys!" Mai demanded as she was trying to snatch them. Bakura pulled them away from her.
"Not telling!" said Bakura. He actually found them on the floor. "I'll only give them to you if you get that girl out of my face."
"Fine," sighed Mai. She pointed to Rebecca. "Stop singing Kylie Minogue and get over here." Rebecca nodded and ran over to Mai. "Now give me the keys," she orderered Bakura. He tossed them over to her and she stuffed them in her pocket.
Mai began to walk towards the sliding door thing when she glanced at Rebecca. "Oh, you don't need your shoes or socks."
"Why?" asked Rebecca as she took them off and placed her shoes near the Kuribohs. The Kuribohs ate them. Actually, they just hid them.
"I have no clue," Mai replied. "Now move it!" Rebecca ran over to her and they both went through the sliding door thing.
They then walked through some random halls and got up to some weird, non-mechanical elevator. Geez, haven't these people heard of the 21st century? Rebecca and Mai hopped on it (literally) and started going UP, UP, AND AWAAAY!
So, they reached this floor where the elevator ended and switched elevators. However, the Wine Spirit AKA Pegasus WAS STALKING THEM. I have no idea why he was stalking them. Maybe he had a crush on Mai. Well, anyway, Rebecca noticed the freaky, cartoon-obsessed guy and started clinging to Mai.
"Oh, just ignore him. He's the Wine Spirit. Let him be creepy if he wants to," reassured Mai. So Pegasus was creepy because he wanted to be creepy.
Well, they soon reached the elevator when they were stopped by... OTOGI. Rebecca hid behind Mai because everyone was still, "omg human ew".
"I smell a human!" Otogi declared, looking around Mai. "You're hiding her, aren't you?"
"Who said I had a human?" retorted Mai. "Besides, what you're smelling is probably this." She took out Jounouchi's car keys and waved them in front of his face.
"Jounouchi's car keys..." Otogi said dreamily. "Can I... touch them?"
Mai gave him a weird look and shoved Rebecca into the elevator. Pegasus magically appeared in the elevator and decided to bring all the wine he owns with him so he took up the whole thing.
Otogi was trying to snatch the car keys from Mai's hand but he failed every time. "Pull the lever on your left!" called Mai. Rebecca nodded and tried to reach the lever, but couldn't because of Pegasus's stupid wine. After about a minute or two she was able to reach it and pulled it down. Pegasus was singing in the corner. The elevator began moving up.
Otogi was STILL distracted by those car keys! "Ugh, you dumbo, stop trying to steal his car keys!" said Mai and stuffed them down her bra. Otogi gasped in horror and ran away screaming. Mai walked away.
Meanwhile, in the elevator, Rebecca was bored to death listening to Pegasus tell about his stupid Duel Monsters cards. "HOW LONG MUST I BE PUT THROUGH THIS TORTURE!" she cried. Pegasus stopped mid-sentence, and then started talking again.
Suddenly the elevator stopped and its doors opened. Pegasus stepped outside, looked around, and then came back in. "Whoops, wrong floor!" he exclaimed happily. Rebecca wanted to strangle him.
So, she was on the elevator for five more minutes. Those were the longest five minutes of her life. Pegasus just wouldn't SHUT UP. FINALLY they reached the top floor and Rebecca ran out of the elevator.