"Glad to be out of that hellhole," Rebecca said to herself. She started walking around, and soon walked into a big-arse door. "Wow!" she exclaimed. "This big-arse door must lead to Yami Malik!" Rebecca then began to press the door bell violently.
"Come in!" screamed a voice from behind the door.
"OKAY!" answered Rebecca cheerfully. The door opened and Rebecca was pulled in by a mysterious force. "Wheee, this is FUN!" She was pulled through numerous hallways before she was thrown into Yami Malik's study. She fell flat on her face.
After getting up, Rebecca cheerfully greeted Yami Malik. "HI!" she yelled. Yami Malik didn't look up from his desk. Rebecca got ticked off. "Hellooo? I JUST SAID HI TO YOU! AT LEAST LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!"
Bad idea.
Yami Malik looked up and gave her a firece glare. The glare was so sharp that it made Rebecca shiver. "What do you want, human?" he hissed, his words as cold as ice.
Rebecca gulped. "Um... I'm looking for a job," she answered meekly. She stared down at her shoes.
"A job, eh?" Yami Malik chuckled and smiled evilly. "That would be impossible. You're just a puny human! What work could you possibly do?"
"But, please!" Rebecca persisted. "I really need a job!"
"I told you - no! You couldn't last a day in this bath house! You probably never worked a day in your life!" Yami Malik chuckled to himself.
"Please, mister! I need that job!" cried Rebecca. She couldn't believe this! She came all this way just to be told off by a guy with too much hair gel! No way!
"Shut up!" Yami Malik ordered. He sealed her lips shut with some magic. Rebecca tried to open her mouth but failed. "Pathetic child." Yami Malik smirked. "Now excuse me while I get back to my work." He looked down at his desk and continued a detailed pencil drawing of himself. Ego much?
So, Rebecca just sat there for a minute or two and started looking around. She spotted three ugly heads with the face of Yami Yuugi. "Hey, they look just like my dad!" she thought to herself happily. The heads started hopping around and acted creepy.
Yami Malik then started a lecture on how Yuugi sucked, on how Malik sucked, and how the bath house smelled. He unzipped Rebecca's mouth. "Why are you here?" he asked coldly.
"CAN YOU GIVE ME A JOB! PLEASE!" she screamed.
"DON'T START THAT AGAIN!" shouted Yami Malik. There was then more screaming, but it wasn't coming from Rebecca or Yami Malik.
"Look what you did!" screeched Yami Malik. "You made Noa lose at his video game!"
"Eh?" asked Rebecca, who was confused.
Yami Malik then ran into the other room. Distant sounds of crashing, a match being lit, fire burning, and something being tossed out a window into the river were heard. "That'll teach that PS2 to mess with you!" said Yami Malik as he walked back into the study.
"Please, mister, give me a job!" pleaded Rebecca.
"Fine! I'll give you a job just to shut you up!" Yami Malik spat. He used his magic to whip out a contract and it flew towards Rebecca. "Sign your name at the bottom." While Rebecca was signing the contract, Yami Malik began sweeping up the ashes from the floor.
"Yay! I have a job!" Rebecca cried happily. She handed Yami Malik her contract.
"Your name's Rebecca Hawkins, eh? What a nice name." He snorted. "Too bad it belongs to me now!" Yami Malik cackled as he used his magic to grab Rebecca's name off the paper. Rebecca watched as the lettering flew to his hand. "Your new name is Becca now. Got it?" Rebecca nodded, wondering what just happened.
"Oh, and one more thing," Yami Malik said as he walked up to Rebecca. "This is a very high-class place I'm running here. So if you mess anything up-" He put his Sennen Rod to her throat, "-you'll meet death."
Rebecca gulped and nodded. A minute later Mokuba entered the room. "You called?" he asked.
Yami Malik nodded. "Take her downstairs and get her a job."
"Will do," replied Mokuba. He turned to Rebecca. "What's your name?"
"Rebecca. DUH!" answered Rebecca. "Oh, wait, no. It's Becca."
"Becky, come with me," Mokuba ordered, and Rebecca followed him out the door and into the elevator.
"So, Mokuba," Rebecca started. "WHASSUP!"
Mokuba didn't answer her. Instead, he stared at the wall of the elevator. Wow, I never knew walls were so interesting.
"Wow, you need to work on your manners!" exclaimed Rebecca as the elevator stopped. Mokuba didn't reply because in this scene I must portray Mokuba to be the cold and heartless bum Haku was in this scene.
They soon reached a room where many people who lived in the bath house were gathered. Some people covered their noses when Rebecca walked in because she still "smelled of human".
"Okay, who wants her?" asked Mokuba, already knowing what the answer was going to be.
"We're not taking her into OUR department!" cried Anzu, who was a Yuna. All of the other Yuna agreed with her.
Otogi and Honda were sitting behind a desk. "Eww, we don't want her either!" exclaimed Honda.
"I have an idea!" shouted Otogi. "Give her to Mai!" Everyone else seemed to agree because they didn't want her either.
Mai, who was standing in the corner, turned around towards Honda and Otogi. "What! I'm not taking her!" she yelled. Rebecca saw Mai and remembered that it was the same girl from earlier.
"No one else wants her. Looks like you're stuck with her," teased Honda.
"Ugh, fine," sighed Mai. She motioned towards Rebecca. "Get over here!"
"OKAY!" replied Rebecca as she ran over to Mai. Mai covered her ears because this kid was too damn loud. They then walked through the door that was conveniently behind them.
"omg!" Mai spazzed. "I like, can't believe you pulled it off! wtf!"
"... Huh?" asked Rebecca.
"I like, never thought you could get a job here, omg!" Mai answered. "You're like, such a puny wimp, omg, and like, I never thought Yami Malik would give you a job! wtf I'm sooooo happy!" She then hugged Rebecca, which made Rebecca feel weird because she didn't like random people hugging her.
"Well, anyway, this is where we sleep and stuff," said Mai as she led Rebecca into a room with hard wood floors and lotsa drawers against the wall. Mai walked up to the drawers and started searching for clothes for Rebecca. Rebecca stood in the middle of the room and thought she was cool. "This is WAAAYYY too big!" whined Mai as she was going through the outfits. "And so is this one, and this one, and this one..." Rebecca decided to watch Mai throw all of the clothes from the drawer out onto the floor.
"HERE WE ARE!" announced Mai as she pulled out an outfit way too small for Rebecca. Rebecca sighed.
"Let ME get one of those tacky outfits in my size," suggested Rebecca as she pushed Mai away. Mai stared at her. Rebecca soon found her size. "YAY go me! And now I don't feel good!"
"Oh, what a shame. HERE, I HAVE SOME MOTRIN!" exclaimed Mai as she handed Rebecca some medicine. Rebecca eyed the medicine suspiciously and then drank it.
"What's all the racket!" demanded Shizuka, who was sleeping in one of the sleeping bags on the ground.
"The new girl doesn't feel well. DUH!" answered Mai in a matter-of-fact tone.
"I so knew that..." muttered Shizuka as she went back to sleep. Then everyone went to sleep because they could.
MEANWHILE, in a dark room at the top of the bath house, Mokuba, Yami Malik, and his stupid bird were playing poker.
"Well, I guess I better get going to who-knows-where, ne?" asked Yami Malik.
"Yup!" replied Mokuba, smiling.
"DON'T LOOK AT ME WITH THOSE EYES!" screamed Yami Malik. He then wrapped his pretty cape around himself and jumped out the window. His little deformed bird thing with the creepy Yami Malik head followed. Mokuba shrugged and went downstairs.