IT WAS NOW MORNING. Mokuba went down to Rebecca's room and started to wake her up. "YO! Meet me outside in five if you ever want to see your parents again."
Rebecca was half-asleep but she heard what he had said. GEEZ, WHAT IF SHE DIDN'T FEEL LIKE VISITING HER STUPID PARENTS REALLY EARLY IN THE MORNING! But then she remembered that it was essential to the story line so she HAD to go. She sighed, got dressed, and went downstairs to the boiler room.
"Thank goodness he's asleep," Rebecca thought to herself as she eyed Bakura snoring. She then looked down at her feet and saw that the Kuribohs had brought in her shoes. YAY! She huggled them and swiftly put on her shoes.
"HASTA LA VISTA!" she called. The Kuribohs then all made those cute little Kuriboh-like noises. Rebecca waved to them and walked out the door.
She walked up the steps as fast as she could without breaking any, like last time. Whoo, bad flashback. When she reached the bridge Jounouchi was standing in front of her wearing all black and a Sailor Moon mask. Rebecca sighed. He wasn't fooling anyone.
She walked right past him while he just stood there like a retard. When she reached the end of the bridge she looked back to see if he was following her but he disappeared. Oh well. Rebecca turned around and saw Mokuba right in front of her face.
"HI MOKUBA!" Rebecca screamed. Mokuba put his hand over her mouth.
"What don't you understand about keeping a low profile?" he hissed. He then pulled his hand away from her mouth.
"I dunno," replied Rebecca. She blinked. "But omgg! I missed you!" She hugged Mokuba and he tried to release himself from her grip. "This place is SOOOOO weird!"
Mokuba finally managed to pull himself away from Rebecca."Well, the place is being run by Yami Malik. What do you expect? Anyway, I wanted you to meet me here because I want to show you your parents." He walked up to the gate that was on the other side of the bridge and motioned her to follow him.
"Well, maybe I don't want to see my parents," Rebecca thought to herself. But she decided not to be difficult and to go along with the script so she tagged along behind him.
As soon as they entered the gate, there were flowers, flowers, and more friggin' flowers. Rebecca sneezed. "Damn allergies," she said to herself. Mokuba then started to walk really fast so Rebecca had to run to keep up with him. "HEY, SLOW DOWN!" Rebecca yelled. Mokuba didn't feel like noticing so he just kept walking his fast walk.
"VOILA. THE PIG PEN," Mokuba announced as they reached it.
"I know that's the pig pen, stupid!" retorted Rebecca. She rushed into the open building to go find her parents. She looked all over for them but couldn't recognize any of them.
"They're in the first pen," said Mokuba, pointing to the first pen.
"Yeah, I knew that," stated Rebecca as she walked over to it. Her parents were fast asleep because they felt like it.
"They ate too much," announced Mokuba. "So now they're sleeping it off."
"Ohness," replied Rebecca. "How do you know all of this crap, anyway?"
"I have my ways."
"Oh, okay," She turned to the pig pen. "Now I must yell at them." Mokuba nodded. "HEY, YOU LITTLE BEEPS! IT'S ME, BECCA! DUHHH! HOLY BEEP I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU BEEPING ATE LIKE THAT! NOW DON'T GET ANY FATTER OR THEY'LL BEEPING EAT YOU! OR WORSE, I'LL BEEPING EAT YOU!" She then ran out of the building because she's smart.
Now, excuse me while I switch scenes. Okay, there we go.
Rebecca and Mokuba were sitting outside somewhere in the garden. Mokuba then started rambling about capsule monsters when he realized that he had to follow the movie.
"Y'knooowww, it's like, the weirdest thinnngggg," said Mokuba. "'Cause like, I can't remember my name, but I can remember yourrrsss."
"That's great," replied Rebecca, playing with a Tamagotchi she found in her pocket. She didn't even look up from it.
Mokuba tried to grab her attention again. "Look, I have your clothes!" he yelled, waving them in the air.
"My clothes!" Rebecca screamed and she seized them from Mokuba. However, she accidentally punched him in the face and knocked him to the ground. Ow, that's gotta hurt. Well, a minute later, Mokuba got off the ground and brushed himself off. He started rubbing his face where Rebecca punched him.
"You should be thanking me for all of my hard work!" he demanded.
"Oh, thanks," Rebecca muttered boredly. She started fishing through her pockets to find a miniature teddy bear and a goodbye card attacked to it. "Awwww, my goodbye card!" She started reading it:
Dear Rebecca,
Screw you.
-Teddy
"It makes me so sad," remarked Rebecca sadly. "Hey wait, Rebecca's my name, isn't it!"
Mokuba nodded. "Yup. And you better not forget it, or else you'll become retarded like me."
"Crap, I can't believe I almost forgot my name! I don't want to be retarded!"
"It's okay. You won't turn into a retard just yet. Anyway, I made food!" Mokuba reached into his pocket and pulled out a couple of rice balls. "I made these just for youuu!"
Okay, now Mokuba was starting to creep Rebecca out. But she took a rice ball anyway and started eating it. Suddenly she started choking on it. She chokes a lot.
"Holy crap! What did you put in these things!" Rebecca managed to choke out. She then started crying because she thought she was gonna die.
"Oh, I put a spell on it!" Mokuba replied happily. He then realized that Rebecca wasn't replying because she was almost dead. He decided to perform the heimlech manuever on her and she coughed the rice ball out.
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" Rebecca cried and started whacking Mokuba with a hammer that appeared out of nowhere. This left Mokuba unconcious. She then dragged him away and I decided to switch scenes.
They were back at the front of the bath house and Mokuba was concious (aw poo).
"Well, I shall be seeing you," Mokuba said all formal-like.
"OKAY! See ya! AND DON'T TRY TO KILL ME NEXT TIME!" shouted Rebecca. She skipped off happily when she decided to look back. Wow, this girl has a bad habit of looking back. Well, anyway, she then spotted a Blue Eyes White Dragon flying around.
"HOLY CRAP!" Rebecca exclaimed. "Mokuba's a dragon AND HE NEVER TOLD ME!" She then started crying and went back downstairs to the boiler room. There she fell asleep because she can.
A couple of minutes later the Kuribohs stole her shoes and stuff. Then, an hour later, Bakura woke up, saw Rebecca, and stuffed her into a cabinet. He hoped she would suffocate.
Later Mai found out what Bakura did to Rebecca and stuffed HIM into the cabinet. Then she forgot about him, stole Rebecca away, and went back to pretending to work.
Soon the day tured ugly and icky because it started to rain. Yami Malik came flying back to the bath house along with his freaky bird because he didn't want his hair gel to wash out. Plus, he didn't trust all those crazy people in the bath house without him. Especially Pegasus.
Rebecca and Mai were sorting through the drawers and having "girl talk".
"Ohemgee, I think Mokuba might like me," Rebecca said. Inside, she applauded herself for rhyming.
"SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT MOKUBA! YOU KEEP TALKING ABOUT HIM AND IT'S DRIVING ME INSANE!" shouted Mai. She was soooo over-dramatic. Rebecca had never even mentioned Mokuba before.
The two girls (well, rather, an eight-year-old and a twenty-four-year-old) walked downstairs to go clean the floors. Rebecca started messing with the tokens that said a worker was in or out when Mai pulled her away.
Rebecca began washing the floors with the other girls while Mai walked away and did something. I forgot. Rebecca then started to trip over her own feet because she couldn't clean well enough. The other girls were cleaning much faster than she was but that's okay.
As Rebecca was squeezing the water out of the cloth she was using into a bucket, Mai came up behind her randomly. "Geez, Becca, haven't you ever worked a day in your life!" Rebecca jumped up in shock. Stupid Mai. Always scaring people with that creepy hair of hers.
"Yes, no, maybe so," replied Rebecca childishly, which made sense because she's a child. "I am NOT a child!" Yes you are. Now shut up and do as I say. "Yes ma'am."
Mai randomly walked away AGAIN to go watch I Love Lucy.
Rebecca sighed. She was annoyed that she actually had to do WORK. She walked over to the sliding door and opened it to dump a bucket of water. Standing outside the door was Jounouchi wearing that corny Sailor Moon mask again.
"Geez, if you're gonna wear a Sailor Moon mask, at least wear a Tuxedo Kamen one!" shouted Rebecca. Jounouchi just stood there. He was sooo smart. "Anyway, do you wanna come into the bath house? I need to pretend that I actually care about you getting soaked in the rain."
Jounouchi wasn't pay attention at the time (when does he?) so everything went through one ear and out the other. Rebecca was stupid and left the door open for him. NOT GOOD. She went back to working and Jounouchi walked into the bath house, looking around for food (and his car keys).
CatGirl: Well, I guess that's it for chapter four. Oo It was fun making Rebecca go all Kodocha-style on Mokuba. xD Gosh, I love that show.
