Mai entered the room once again because she felt like it. Suddenly, Otogi came running in and ran over to Rebecca and Mai. "HEY, GUESS WHAT!" he cried.
"What?" Mai asked boredly. "Another way for you to make my life miserable?"
"Yup!" Otogi replied. "Today, you get to clean the grossest bath in the whole bath house! Isn't that fun?"
Mai's jaw dropped open. "You're kidding me, right? That bath is REVOLTING!"
"I kid you not!" Otogi stuck out his tongue. "Sucks to be you! Ahahahahaha!" Rebecca wondered what the heck they were talking about.
"Why do you have to act so childish?" Mai sighed. She grabbed Otogi by the ear and flung him across the room. Rebecca stared at her in shock. How did she learn such cool moves like that! She's not allowed to be cool! Mai saw Rebecca staring at her. "Oh, it's nothing," she said with a wave of her hand.
Mai led Rebecca out of the room and to where the tub was. Rebecca had to carry all of the equipment which almost made her fall over a couple of times. As they were walking, random people started laughing at them. Mai growled at them and whacked each of them with a hammer.
When they finally reached the bath, both Rebecca and Mai had to cover their noses from the stench. "This is disgusting!" cried Rebecca. She dropped all of the equipment on the ground and peered into the tub. The sight made her naseous. It reminded her of Yuugi.
Mai and Rebecca grabbed some sponges and jumped into the empty tub. There was slime all over the walls of it. It was very cheerful. Mai and Rebecca both gagged. They attempted to scrape off the slime when Mai threw down her sponge.
"This is going to take days!" she complained. "Otogi is INSANE! Why do I always get stuck with the crappy jobs?"
"Because you just do," said Rebecca as she jumped out of the tub to sweep away the straw. Mai was making absolutely ZERO progress so it looked like she had to do everything herself.
A minute later Otogi poked his head in the cubicle. "Uh-oh, Mai, looks like a guest is coming. You better hurry up!" he snickered.
And indeed, wandering the streets was a filthy stink spirit covered in grime. It faintly looked like the figure of a person, but barely. Outside people were trying to drive it away, but it didn't work because they soon passed out from the stench. It was worse than Honda's gym socks. In his room, Yami Malik was watching what was going on and started cursing the stink spirit out.
Anyway, back to Rebecca and Mai. "This is ABUSE, I tell you, ABUSE!" Mai yelled while stomping her foot.
"Whoa. Rage," remarked Rebecca. "You need to calm down, sista."
Mai glared at her. "Look, you need to go down to the foreman and get a herbal soak token from him. It should clean up the bath pretty easily and look like we actually cleaned it but we didn't. No one'll notice."
"OKAY!" Rebecca replied. "But, uh, what's a foreman?"
A couple of minutes later Rebecca found herself looking for the "foreman". He was probably some freaky dude who had a strange obsession with fish. And boy was she right. You see, the foreman was Ryouta.
"Hey, freaky dude who has a strange obsession with fish!" greeted Rebecca. Dude, this girl needs to lear how to be polite.
"Yes?" asked Ryouta, who was busy giving out bath tokens to practically everyone he greeted, except Rebecca.
"I need an herbal soak token!" exclaimed Rebecca.
"I'm not giving YOU an herbal soak token!" Ryouta snapped.
"Dude, YOU'RE SO RASCIST!" Rebecca started crying. "I really need that token!"
"SCREW YOU," Ryouta said as he handed out tokens to more people.
Rebecca was dabbing her eyes with a tissue when Jounouchi appeared in front of her. Ryouta couldn't see him because he wasn't cool enough. Jounouchi had a buncha tokens in his hand and held them out to Rebecca.
"I ONLY NEED ONE, DAMMIT!" screamed Rebecca. Ryouta thought she was out of her mind (and rightfully so).
"Oh, okay," said Jounouchi. He handed her the token she needed and skipped away.
"Thank you!" Rebecca shouted after him. Ryouta stared in shock and started yelling at Rebecca. Rebecca walked back to the tub that she was pretending to clean.
"Yay! You got the bath token!" exclaimed Mai as she hugged Rebecca. She took it from Rebecca's hand and examined it. "You got a really good one too, Becca!"
"Get off me!" Rebecca whined as she released herself from Mai's grip. "And yes, I got a good one because I am awesome."
"Like, yeah!" yelled Mai as she opened up a hidden door somewhere in the cubicle. There was a string which she hooked the token on to and pulled. "See? That goes straight to that psycho, Bakura, and he gives us water! Isn't that cool!"
"No," replied Rebecca. Suddenly, a piece of the wall folded out and water started pouring from it into the tub. She glanced at it and wondered what she was supposed to do.
"Oh, yeah, when it's done filling up the tub, pull on the string to make it stop." Mai pointed to the string hanging down from the end of the thing that was pouring water into the tub.
"Okey dokey!"
"I'll go get us breakfast, k?" Mai then walked away to go get breakfast or whatever.
The tub was filling up pretty fast, so Rebecca was just about to pull the string when Jounouchi waltzed in. "What do you want?" she moaned.
"I'm looking for my car keys," Jounouchi growled. "And some food would be nice!" he said in a completely different tone. Rebecca was creeped out. The guy was still wearing that Sailor Moon mask for goodness sakes!
"Hmm, well, I know Mai has your car keys, and I'm not sure where to find some food in this place, so hah," replied Rebecca.
"Where's Mai!" demanded Jounouchi. He really needed his car keys!
"She went that way," said Rebecca as she pointed him in the right direction.
"'Kay, thanks! Oh, yeah, I have more bath tokens." Jounouchi offered the tokens to Rebecca but she shook her head.
"I don't need them! I told you - I only needed one!"
"Well, too bad!" said Jounouchi as he chucked them at her head and then wandered off to go stalk Mai.
"Ow! My stomach lining!" cried Rebecca as the bath tokens hit her. She was about to put them in a basket that randomly appeared when she realized that the tub was overflowing. "Oh crap."
What a loser! What an idiot! What a retard! What a nematoad! Hahaha, nematoad. Rebecca didn't like the nematoad comment very much and kicked the side of the tub. All she ended up with was a sore foot. That was very intelligent. Then Rebecca remembered the task at hand. She climbed onto the tub, fell over, and climbed up it again. She pulled down on the string and the water flow stopped.
"Yay! Go me!" Rebecca cheered. She started dancing. "I rule! I rule! I ru-" Then she fell off the tub and into the floor, head first.
As Rebecca was getting up off the floor, Otogi peeked his head into the cubicle. "Your guest is here!" he announced, amused.
"Oh goodie! I've been looking forward to this all morning!" remarked Rebecca sarcastically.
"Of course you have!" said Otogi with a smile on his face. He patted Rebecca hard on the back, which caused her to lose her balance and fall over.
"Hey!" she snapped. "Rude much?" She had been watching too much Totally Spies lately. Otogi didn't feel like answering so he just silently led her into the other room.
"YOUUUU!" screamed Yami Malik, pointing at Rebecca accusingly as soon as she walked into the room.
"Yeah, what about me?" asked Rebecca, confused.
"Umm... YOU HAVE TO GIVE THE STINK SPIRIT A BATH! HAHAHAHAHA! Hahaha! Ha... ha... ha..." Yami Malik stopped when he realized he was the only one laughing.
"Mhmmm..." said Rebecca, trying to ignore Yami Malik. "So, where's the guest, anyway?"
"Oh, there he is!" exclaimed Otogi, pointing at the door. Sure enough, the stink spirit was trying to enter the bath house. Some random frog people were trying to shoo him away but it just wasn't working. The stink spirit eventually came inside, which made everyone sad because it was really hard to look at.
"Err... welcome the nice customer, Becca!" urged Yami Malik.
"Okay..." replied Rebecca in a faint voice. She felt that she was going to pass out from the smell. "Welcome to our bath house, sir. Would you be interested in a bath?" she asked. 'Cause, boy, you really need it, she thought to herself.
The stink spirit nodded, and dumped a bunch of slime that was supposed to be money into Rebecca's hands.
"Now go lead him to the bath!" Yami Malik barked.
"Will do!" exclaimed Rebecca as she led the stink spirit out of the room and to where the baths were.
"Poor girl," remarked Yami Malik. "Wait a second, it's not like I care! BWUAHAHAHAHAHA!" He then choked on a Cheerio.
The stink spirit grossed everyone out in the bath house because it was, well, gross. Rebecca was pretending that she was yawning when she covered her mouth, but she was really covering her nose. Of course, no one noticed this because they were all staring at the stink spirit in all of its ugly glory.
"Hi! I'm sexy!" announced the stink spirit. Everyone stared at it and then went back to what they were doing. Rebecca led the stink spirit into the cubicle and it got into the tub. Rebecca was just about to leave when the stink spirit peered over the tub.
"I NEED MORE WATER," it demanded.
"OKAY!" replied Rebecca. She hoped that she was going to get paid for this. She grabbed her bucket of bath tokens and walked over to the door in the wall or whatever. She fished around in the bucket for a good bath token, grabbed it, hooked it on to the string, and pulled down. Almost instantly, a piece of the wall folded out and water began pouring into the tub. "Woah, he's fast," Rebecca muttered to herself, refering to Bakura.
"How did she get all those tokens!" Yami Malik hissed. He randomly appeared upstairs with Ryouta at his side. He peered down at Rebecca and the stink spirit.
"Hey, I didn't give them to her!" exclaimed Ryouta.
"Of course you didn't..." Yami Malik mumbled, as if he didn't believe him.
Downstairs, Rebecca was having a hard time with the stink spirit. It was demanding her to brush its teeth, wash its hair, and file its nails. "What the beep!" Rebecca demanded. "You don't even have any teeth!"
"DON'T QUESTION ME!" shouted the stink spirit. "I'm a paying customer, AND YOU WILL BRUSH MY IMAGINARY TEETH!"
Rebecca sighed and started brushing the stink spirit's imaginary teeth. "This is SO beyond dumb..." she muttered to herself.
"Oh, yeah, and floss them too," said the stink spirit.
Rebecca twitched. "HOW CAN I FLOSS YOUR TEETH WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE ANY!"
The stink spirit shrugged. "I dunno."
"Whatever." Rebecca growled and pretended to floss the stink spirit's teeth. Suddenly, she pricked herself on something. "Ow!" she cried. "What the heck!" Rebecca looked in the stink spirit's mouth and found a thumbtack. "Why the hell do you have a thumbtack in your mouth!"
"Beats me," replied the stink spirit, shrugging again. "Can you get it out? It's so annoying."
"Sure..." answered Rebecca with a twitchy smile on her face. She pulled the thumbtack out of the stink spirit's mouth and a buncha other crap followed. Soon the whole room was flooded with ugly and smelly stuff, like old gym socks, garbage that was supposed to be taken out two weeks ago, a hideous looking car, and some demented old Furbies from 3 years ago. Then water splashed everywhere and everyone got soaked. "THIS SUCKS!" cried Rebecca.
"Wait, what just happened?" Yami Malik asked Ryouta. He wasn't paying attention because he was polishing his Sennen Rod or something.
"Um, Rebecca found a thumbtack in the stink spirit's mouth, and she pulled on it, and a buncha crap came out," replied Ryouta, trying to make sense of what happened.
"Oh, okay."
"I LIKE FISH!"
"That's nice."
Back downstairs, Mai started skipping over to the cubicle where Rebecca was. "HI BECCA!" she called enthusiastically while holding her food from McDonald's. "I GOT BREAKFAST!" Then she realized that a buncha ugly stuff now covered the ground and water flooded everywhere and ew. "Becca, what the hell did you do!"
"I didn't do anything!" shouted Rebecca. "It's all the stink spirit's fault!" She looked around for the stink spirit but it magically disappeared. Actually, the stink spirit was really Seto Kaiba, who was now standing in the corner over there brushing the mud off his clothes.
"When did you get here!" Rebecca snapped at Kaiba. He stared at her.
"I was here the whole time," Kaiba replied cooly. "Oh, and thanks for getting that mud off me and crap. I don't know why some kids thought it was funny to pelt garbage at me..."
"Wait a second!" Yami Malik yelled as he jumped down from the balcony thing. "YOU'RE the stink spirit!"
"Yes I am! Geez!" snapped Kaiba. "You people keep pestering me!"
"OMG IT'S SETO KAIBA!" squealed Anzu and a buncha other Yuna. Anzu randomly decided to become a rabid fangirl one day. They began running towards him when Yami Malik kicked them out of the way.
"Get back to work!" Yami Malik barked and then they walked away and did whatever they had to do. He then cleared his throat. "Anyway... GUESS WHAT! REBECCA, WE'RE RICH! Since Seto Kaiba was our customer and we gave him such GREAT care he will give us a crapload of money! So now I shall hug you!" So then he hugged Rebecca and started hopping up and down. Rebecca wondered if he was drunk.
"Who said I was giving you any money?" asked Kaiba, confused. "Remember that slime I dumped in Rebecca's hand? That was supposed to be money."
"YOU LIAR!" screeched Yami Malik. "You will give us money, AND YOU WILL LIKE IT!"
"Ugh, fine!" Kaiba reached into his pocked and pulled out a wad of money. "Happy!"
"But don't I need this awful-tasting ugly thing for later on in the story?" whined Rebecca.
"Oh, sorry, I lost it," said Kaiba. "But you can have this chapstick instead."
"I LOVE CHAPSTICK!" screamed Rebecca, grabbing the chapstick from Kaiba's hand and stroking it lovingly against her face. Everyone gave her a weird look.
"I GOT MONEY!" shouted Yami Malik triumphantly. He was really slow. But that's okay.
"I shall be leaving now," announced Kaiba, and walked out of the bath house.
"HASTA LA VISTA!" Rebecca shouted after him.
"Oh look, our food died," Mai remarked when she noticed that the food in her hand had turned all icky. "But, hey, look! There's french fries on the floor!"
"Wow, she's right!" Shizuka exclaimed, and started picking up the french fries from the floor. "I haven't had these in a while!"
"Ew, that's so gross!" yelled Rebecca. "It was on the friggin floor!"
"So?" asked Shizuka, munching on a couple of fries. Rebecca stared at her.
"EVERYONE, GET BACK TO WORK!" Otogi and Honda barked. They then tried to push people away from the french fries and kept them all to themselves.