Redneck Spongebob
Spongebob Squarepants
Here To Be Spongy
Copyright 2005 Krabs
Records
Written by Daniel
Croxton(without permission by Wilson/Rich original writers of the
song)
I ain't never been the
Squidward type
No I don't drink that
champange I'd rather blow bubbles all night
In a club, or at the
Krusty Krab, or in my pineapple all day
I got posters on my wall
of Gary, Patrick and Sandy
Some people look down on
me, but I don't give a riff
I'll just get my net and
my specs and go hunt Jellyfish
Chorus
Cause I'm a redneck
spongebob I ain't no high class sponge
I'm just a product of my
rains, and I just have a lot of fun
I keep my pineapple clean
all year long
And I know all the words
to every Sally Shellfish song
So here's to all my
buddies, I've been keepin it Spongy
Let me get a big Sponge
Yah from the Redneck Sponges like me
Sponge Yah
Pictorial Secrets, those
pics are real nice
But I can find the same
dang thing at the Barg'n Mart half price
I still look good, just as
good, as those pics on TV
No I don't need no
designer pics to make women want me
Some people think I'm
silly, a weird sponge next door
But I'm having a good time
here, who can ask for more?
Chorus x2