Interview With An Eerie Eiri Yuki

A Fan Fic by yours truely, Major Ivan Raikov AKA JB teh Assassin

Take Note: Chapter 4! Each new chapter, is like conqering a new country! Very difficult and strenuous! I actually liked writing in Aiko's point of view in the last chapter, so I think I'm going to write in Ryuichi's point of view this chapter. I probablly shouldn't have said anything. But oh well, it's not like I gave away anything. So I hope you'll enjoy it. I keep getting uber confused trying to remember everything when I wrote the part near the end of this chapter. So I hope I was write. And some parts I just wanted it to be like that. I can't explain it more because I would spoil what you need to read at the end of this chapter.

Chapter 4

It had been about a month and a half since Aiko's "incident" with Yuki. Strangely enough, it seemed he had disappeared from the world of men. He hadn't been heard of or seen any where since that day. His mention was on the news a few times, only to say that he had strangely disappeared, everyone wondered where the rat bastard had went. Not as if he had been kidnapped for a hefty ransome. At any rate, it has been nice takin care of Aiko for K-san. I know K-san would be proud of me. Those pricks at the hospital are really fuckin pissin me off. They won't say anything about K-san. I might have to go in there with out a disguise. But even so, I think they already know who I am. Regardless, still not letting me know anything on his condition. I assume if they're not telling us whether he's dead or alive, he must be alive. Hang on, K-san...Aiko and I are praying for you.

I pretty much abandoned living at my house for a month and a half up to today, living at Aiko's, taking care of her, doing my part for my buddy K-san. Once every week Tohma-san stops by to visit, mainly with me, but he's also been very nice to Aiko, offering her front row seats to any NG bands. It's very weird, Tohma's not all that friendly to complete strangers, not an asshole, but neither friendly. Perhaps it was his obligation to me...or K? I don't know. Noriko stops by once in a great while, but I don't really like that skank all that much. But, she's been extremely supportive of Aiko, taking her out shopping and what not. I wonder what's brought these changes in Tohma and Noriko?

Today Aiko got out of work early because someone called in a bomb threat on their building. Which was fully investigated, but it seemed a hoax. So she came home beat, flopped her shoes off, and plopped down on her leather couch. Poor Aiko-chan... I walked over to her and stood infront of her and smiled real big like I always do everyday to make her feel better. There was a strained frowing look on her face, but as soon as I smiled it turned into a tired half smile.

"Could you massage my shoulder's please, Ryu-chan? They've been hurting me all day."she asked me.

"Sure, no problem."I answered.

That was the first time ever she called me chan, for some reason I felt special. I'm not sure why, I know she just meant it in a friendly way...but I couldn't help thinking different. I mean, I wasn't attracted to her or anything, she was K's. Well...technically they were only dating...but I still had a cha...no! Don't think like that! Ryuichi, she doesn't love you, she loves K. Or does she? I don't know, I shouldn't think about it at all anyway...

She leaned forewards a bit so I could have access to her shoulders, then I walked behind the couch and reached my arms out and began to massage her shoulders. I felt her stiff, strained muscles melt under my finger tips as they worked their magic. She even let out a big relieved sigh. For some reason I bent my head down closer to hers, to the side of her head. The smell of coconut moose tickled my nose, it was a pleasent smell, it smelled really good. The funny thing is...I hate coconuts. Then suddenly her head tipped back limply as it rested on the plush back on the couch, it made me jump, it scared the living hell outta me. It seems she had passed out from exaughtion and my shoulder massage. Her face looked so peaceful and angelic when she slept...she was so...so...beautiful.

I walked around to the front of the couch and lie her down, then I went upstairs and grabbed a pillow and a blanket. I placed the pillow under her head very gently and then I covered her up with the blanket. It was only noon, so I guess she didn't want lunch.

Afterwards I left her a note saying I went out for some "errends" and I'd be back soon, so she wouldn't worry. I normally would have left my cell number, but she already knows it by heart. Probablly because I'm her idol...When we were living together for the first three days, I think, she was like any normal Nittle Grasper/Ryuichi fan...out of control. After those three days she started acting normal, treating me like a normal human being.

I grabbed a light denim jacket and put it on then left. I drove over to Yuki's house in my car, Aiko'd have a cow if I used her Jag. It wasn't any use, I tried really hard not to go to Yuki's everyday and beat his ass...but...I couldn't stop the erge anymore. My fists were banging on the double doors and I was screaming like a fuckin Japanese bastard.

"Get your fucking God damn fucking scrawny ass out here! Or I'm gonna bust these fucking shitty ass doors and rip your dick off and make you eat it!"I screamed through the door.

(I can't member if Yuki had a gate...I think he did, but Shuichi got in his driveway with no problem so I don't think there was one.)

I'm normally not violent at all, but Yuki sparked a dormant fire inside me and now everytime I'm reminded of him I think of only one thing...kick his fucking ass to the moon.

I waited for a few minutes and I was just about to start banging on the door again when I heard the sound of footsteps coming towards the door. The door slowly opened and a scruffy looking, really tired looking Yuki stood there, not even fully awake.

"What the hell...do you want?"he yawned.

I punched him the the face, it seemed to wake him up more and he cowered before me and got on his hands and knees, as if I were some kind of god that chose to give him life or death at my will.

"Damn, don't fuckin piss your pants, you pansy. I'm not gonna kill your ass. I just wanted to put you in the hospital like K and Aiko."I kicked him in the ribs.

Yuki grunted loudly and held his ribs, squirming in his place.

"Please...Ryuichi-san,"he said in a strange way "don't hurt me...I'm not Yuki..."

I was kinda confused, and in such a rage I hadn't listened to any of his pleading really. So I took a step back and looked down at him as he slowly collected himself onto his feet.

"I...I'm his brother, Tatsuha...he had me dress as him so that he could go on his trip with out being bothered...as I look just like him and all...I even died my hair blonde...Whatever the reason is your here, Yuki's gone for a while. You could talk to Shuichi if you want...he's here...somewhere... Wait, your Ryuchi! OH MY GOD YOUR MY IDOL! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH? COME IN! COME IN!"

This kid, after he had time to look at me, was all spazing out, I didn't wonder why. I knew. It was obvious, God, I'm not that stupid. I just stood there for a moment then he grabbed me by my arm and drug me inside Yuki's house. Of course, I didn't have low expectations of his house. After all it was the Eiri Yuki.

Tatsuha screamed like a fan girl and clung onto my arm in a death grip, then he nuzzled the side of his face against my shoulder. I just shuddered a little and shook my arm viciously trying to get him off me. But my rage had gone away for now and I was back to my normal self. He was creeping me out. I shook as hard as I could but he wouldn't come off as if he were glued onto me. After I frantically shook him he let go then grabbed my ass! What the hell anyway? Then he was hugging me from behind...then I saw Shuichi...I knew him a little because I saved his ass at his first concert. He was slowly walking along, drowsy, rubbing his eyes, he stopped for a minute then yawned stretching his arms out. Then he looked at me and spazzed out worse then Tatsuha, he ran at me and hugged me in the front. Great, now I was sandwiched inbetween two guys, I was a gay sandwich.

It wasn't so bad because they were both cute...but it was kinda weirding me out. Kinda reminded me of the time Tohma and I...yeah...

"HEYWHOWANTSMYAUTOGRAPH?"I said in a quick panic.

They both let me go and they were freaking out.

"Ohh! Ohhh! We do! We do!"they both said.

"Uhm...go get some paper or something then..."I said.

"OKAY! YAY! PAPER! PAPER!" Shuichi said overly estatic and he and Tatsuha ran out of the room and came back with paper and a pen.

"ME FIRST! ME FIRST!"they were both saying really loud and annoying.

I walked over to a table and placed the two piece of paper on the table and uncapped the pen. I wrote my name on both of the pieces of paper and as soon as I was done they snatched the papers up and hugged it to their chests. Then they ran away and I assume they musta stashed my autogrpah away somewhere because they came back empty handed. They were standing like right next to me invading my bubble...it was kinda weird, but it didn't bother me. They looked at me with a sparkle in their eyes.

"S-So what did you want to ask me?"Shuichi said in this really cute friendly voice

"I just want to know where Yuki is. I have some business with him."I replied to Shuichi.

A dorky confused look appeared on his face, and Tatsuha shifted his body and looked a little nervous.

"Wh-Wha? Your so funny, Ryuichi-san! He's right here. Oh! I bet he invited you over for a surprise for me! Since he's really good friends with Tohma, and of course you and Tohma are best friends too. Oh Yuki! You've been so good to me lately! It's weird how much you've changed!"Shuichi looked at Tatsuha with these sappy luvy dovy eyes.

"Huh, are you on crack, Shuichi? That's Tats..."I was cut off.

Tatsuha lunged forewards and grabbed my balls really hard and I fell to the floor crying, scrunched up in a ball.

I think Yuki had his brother dress up as him to keep Shuichi and everyone away from the real Yuki, and I would have blown his cover. He's got a strong grip though because my balls feel like dust.

After my nuts felt better we hung out and I kinda forgot about Aiko. Shuichi had to leave to go do some stuff at NG, so it was just me and Tatsuha hanging out.

"Sorry about earlier...my brother had me dress up as him to keep everyone out of his hair while he was out of town. He said if I did you'd come over. So I was all like hell yeah, Yuki! I knew he wasn't lying because he's friend's with Tohma and Tohma was in Nittle Grasper with you."

"It's alright...I didn't know. Lucky you said something else I probably would have crippled you."

God knows how long I stayed over there, but we shit around for a long time until Shuichi came back later. Then all of us shit around and we went out and I bought them a bunch of alchohol. Man, did we all get plastered. Shuichi passed out some time because I noticed him lying on the floor sleeping at some time during the night. Tatsuha and I were singing drunkenly to Nittle Grapser songs as we stumbled around and I fell on the couch.

"H-Hey! Ryuichi! Where'd you...go? All'sssssss I can see areeeeeee squiglieSSSSSSSssssssss..."Tatsuha sounded all muffled and weird.

Then I think he fell ontop of me after tripping on the couch, I felt something fall ontop of me, but I couldn't see or hear too well from being so damn wasted. I looked up and there was a big fleshy squiggly head infront of me, but it has to be Tatsuha because there was some blonde in those squigglies. Shuichi had pink hair.

"Ryuichi...you are sooooooooooooo...fuckin hot..."I didn't understand too well what he said, I was half awake and could see mostly squigglies.

I opened my mouth to speak and he kissed me, I even felt his tongue sloppily play with mine, I didn't pull away though. This is where it got really hazy and I don't remember too much. I think I kissed him back with my tongue...then...uh...I think he attemped to give me a blowjob because I felt my pants being unzipped, but I passed out after that.

YAY! It's over! Well this chapter is. I felt in a more super Gravitation oriented type mood. WHEEEEEEEEEE! Stay tuned for chapter 5! Woot!