Interview With An Eerie Eiri Yuki

A Fan Fic by yours truely, Major Ivan Raikov AKA JB teh Assassin

Take Note:YAY! Chapter 5! Whoo! It's a miricle! Let's see...anything importain I need to discuss? Can't think of anything, except I might change the title of this ficcy because, well, it kinda doesn't go with the ficcy that much anymore. Unless, I can somehow find a way to intertwine the title in the story then in just the beginning. So did you guys like the chapters in Aiko's and Ryuichi's POV? I kinda had a hard time writing Ryuichi's POV because I totally forgot he was a baka, and the fact that Shuichi and Ryuichi act pretty much the same. Stupid. If you really pay attention you can kinda see how his POV goes from using larger intellectual words...to smaller more simple words. I was too lazy to go back and change every thing. Even if he may be a moron on the outside he could be intellegent on the inside. -LOL- -Ish randomly reminded of a piccy of Yuki I drew with snide comments on it- Well, here's the latest chapter, so enjoy!

Chapter 5

Ryuichi was startled awake by the loud, ear shattering ring tone of "Sleepless Beauty", that kept repeating over and over. Slowly, he sat up and collected himself, not paying attention to the diguised Tatsuha or Shuichi passed out near him. He fished in his pockets for his cell phone until he found it. Immediately a loud, angry voice that he knew very well began to yell at him.

"Ryuichi! Where in God's name are you! I've been trying to get a hold of you all night and all morning! You had me worried sick! I'm...I'm sorry...I shouldn't yell at you. Just tell me your...okay?"it was Aiko's loud rantings.

He was quiet for a minute then he spoke with a raspy voice.

"No, no...it's my fault. I should have called you and told you what was going on. I'm such a moron. I deserve to get yelled at. Anyway, I'm at Yuki's house. You wouldn't believe what happened."

"Oh God, you killed Yuki...I hate him, I despise him, but I don't want him to be dead."

"No! God no! I didn't kill him. I just came to beat him up, you know. And his boyfriend and younger brother was here in disguise. I thought his brother Tatsuha was Yuki because they look like clones. Well they were big fans of Nittle Grasper...and me...and we hung out. They were a pretty cool bunch of kids. We got wasted and I totally forgot about everything. Really, really, sorry about that."

"I...understand. I know that you like to go out and do things too. Not always hang around a lamo like me all the time. Wait...did you say Yuki had a boyfriend? What was his name?"

Ryuichi felt something tickling his crotch so he looked down and Tatsuha was lying face down on his crotch. He forgot about what had almost happened last night. His pants were still unzipped, but that was as far as it got. Tatsuha probablly passed out after he unzipped Ryuichi's pants, because Ryuichi could see his boxers where his pants were unzipped and not his dong. His little friend was just moving around and it was tickling his crotch area. (LOL Awkward silence...)

Afterwards Ryuichi jumped up and screamed like a little girl, zipping his pants in the process. He caused a chain reaction, Tatsuha jumped up and screamed like a little girl, then Shuichi jumped up and screamed like a little girl.

"Ryuichi? Ryuichi? Are you alright? What's going on?"she said over the phone, but Ryuichi didn't hear her because he wasn't paying attention.

"Shut the hell up, all of you dammit! Why in fuck's name is everyone screaming!"Tatsuha said trying to impersonate his brother as best he could.

Tatsuha was sitting on the couch at the opposite end of Ryuichi, then there was a swift flash and Shuichi was lying in his lap like a cat.

"I'm not in the mood, Shuichi. Go to hell."he sounded exactly cold hearted like Yuki normally did.

Shuichi got all whiney.

"B-But...Yuki...you were being all nice...and now your being all mean! Why? Why can't you be like that all the time?"

Tatsuha shoved Shuichi out of his lap then stood up and walked outside. Shuichi fell on the floor and started crying then he rushed to Ryuichi and clung on to his leg, looking for comfort from him. Ryuichi looked down at Shuichi a bit confused, then he remembered he had Aiko on his cell phone.

"Shit! Shit! Sorry! Sorry! I forgot! Aiko, is it all right if I bring Shuichi over to your place with me? He kinda needs somewhere to hang out for a while because Tat...I mean Yuki's being an asshole to him."

"Shuichi? Why does that name sound familiar? Yuki's boyfriend..."

"Shuichi Shindo. He's the vocalist for Bad Luck. I took you to an Ask concert and they were the opening band. Their slowly but surely gonna be popular. Bad Luck's already signed with NG."

"OH! Okay, I know who your talking about. Yeah, I liked those guys. Sure I guess, since I won't have to leave for work till later. But if he still wants to stay even if I'm gone that's fine too. Well, I'll let you go because I need to finish my laundry. I'll see you in a few."

"Okay, see ya later, Aiko."

He hung up then closed his cell phone and put it in his pocket.

"R-Really...Ryuichi-san...I can come with you? YOUR SO AWESOME!"

Shuichi jumped up and clung onto Ryuichi's chest, crying tears of joy.

Ryuichi just sat there embarrassed.

"No problem, kid. You better go ask Yuki before we leave, because I'm leaving right now."

Slowly Shuichi stopped crying, and he got off of Ryuichi and stood up.

"Wow! I never thought I'd get to hang out with my idol! Yuki won't care, he'd probablly be happy that I was leaving so he could work on his novel with out me bothering him."

"Oh, well, we'll tell him that your leaving before we go then."

Ryuichi stood up and walked to the door and put his shoes on, Shuichi did the same. When they walked outside Tatsuha was standing by the door smoking a cig. Tatsuha looked over at Shuichi and took a puff of the cig.

"Where the hell are you going?"Tatsuha said exactly like Yuki would.

"I'm...I'm going with Ryuichi to his girlfriend's house."Shuichi said very quietly.

"Good. I won't have your little ass bothering me while I'm working. Get the hell out already." he took one last puff of the cig before flinging it onto the ground, stepping on it.

Shuichi whined like a little puppy then Ryuichi directed him to his car, Ryuichi unlocked it then got inside, then Shuichi got inside the passenger's side.

"So why is Yuki always like that? Why does he treat you so badly?"Ryuichi asked curiously.

"Yuki's just misunderstood. That's all, he can be really nice sometimes."Shuichi replied quietly.

"Still, that's not right to treat his lover like that. He's a romance novelist, I can't understand how he couldn't be more compassionate. But, whatever I guess. Wait...she's not my girlfriend...she just...uh...my friend."

Then Ryuichi drove off, watching Tatsuha for a moment in his rear view mirror until he disappeared.

"God...your so cool Ryuichi-chan..."

Ryuichi blushed a little and scratched his head with one hand.

"Oh, uh, thanks. Hey, aren't you the vocalist from Bad Luck?"

It grew quiet for a moment then Shuichi looked at Ryuichi with large sparkling eyes.

"Y-Yes, I am! You've heard of Bad Luck! Oh my God! That's so awesome!"

"Well Tohma told me about you guys the other day when he called me."

(I kinda forgot when Ryuichi saves Bad Luck's or rather Shuichi's ass when he freezes on stage at his first real concert. I can't recall when alot of things happened when, so things might be a little messed up, so bare with me please. Instead I'm kinda just implementing here...so it might be a tad different from the manga. Hahaha...I almost forgot that Shuichi already knew that Ryuichi knew Tohma because Tohma and Ryuichi were in Nittle Grasper together. LOL I hate Noriko! Ew.)

Ryuichi pulled into Aiko's driveway early in the morning (7 in the morning I guess) and parked next to her Jag convertable. He got out of the car and waited for Shuichi to get out then he locked the car. Afterwards he walked over to the door and unlocked it with his copy of the key to her house on the same keyring as his car keys and he opened the door and stepped inside. Ryuichi meekly followed after him holding on to the back of his shirt.

Aiko was sitting on the couch with a lap top in her lap, typing up an article for the newspaper she worked for. (Ha, ha. She works for an inanimate object. Shut up, you know what I mean!) Ryuichi walked over to Aiko with Shuichi clinging onto him. He smiled at her and Shuichi peeked at her from behind Ryuichi, still clingly onto him.

"Your up pretty early, Aiko-chan. Working on an article for the paper?"Ryuichi said.

She didn't really say anything, she was too transfixed on her lab top typing away.

"Aiko-chan? I brought Shuichi, don't you want to meet him?"

She let out a slight growl.

"Go to hell. Don't bother me...go somewhere else."she snapped at him.

Ryuichi cringed backwards and left the room with Shuichi still clung onto him. He went into an entertainment room with a huge flat screen tv, a 53' incher. There was a PS2 hooked up to it, and this huge rack of videogames next to the big screen. There was another big rack of movies on the other side of the big screen. A hidden surround sound system was hooked up to the big screen, the speakers were hidden until you pushed a button and they'd slide out of the ceiling or where ever they were installed. A huge subwoofer was in the back of the room. There was a nice big couch infront of the big screen with leopard fur on it, and two black recliners on both sides of the couch.

Shuichi let go of Ryuichi and ran to the couch and jumped on it, giggling madly like a girl. Ryuichi smiled and walked over to the couch and sat next to Shuichi. Once Shuichi calmed down he looked at Ryuichi with a sullen face.

"Is she always so mean like that? It's creepy because she totally reminded me of Yuki. He's always on his lab top telling me to go piss off or something. If Yuki were a woman he'd be that lady."

Ryuichi's head drooped a little.

"Well...no...she's normally not like that. That's the first time she's ever done that. I wonder why she got like that..."

"Yuki's like that when he has a dead line and he has to haul ass to get a chapter done or finish a book or something. So maybe she's on a tight dead line?"

"Hm, you know you might be right. Well, if she ever finishes that article I'll introduce you to her when she's not being evil. Anyway, do you want something to drink?"

"Yeah, that'd be good! I wanna get this icky vomity beer taste out of my mouth. So some water would be fine."

Shuichi smiled a big Shuichi smile, then Ryuichi smiled back at him.

"Sure, no problem."

He got up and left going to the kitchen, leaving Shuichi alone in the entertainment room. Shuichi got up and started going through the movies and games, but he made up his mind and watched a tape of a live Nittle Grasper concert. Ryuichi came back with a glass of water for Shu and he handed it to him and sat next to him.

"Why the hell are you watching that? Change it!" Ryuichi looked at Shu and scowled.

Shuichi whined and gave Ryuichi big chibi eyes.

"Do I have to? I don't want to...okay...fine..."

Poor little Shu-chan sighed then slowly got off the couch and stopped the DVD, took it out and put it back into its case and onto the rack. He browsed though the rack for something to watch. Then he grabbed DVD and popped it in and pushed play on the remote, afterwards plopping down into Ryuichi's lap. Ryuichi just blinked a little and looked at Shu.

"So Shuichi...what did you put in?"

Shu blinked.

"I dunno...it looked like a good movie...and I never heard of it before. She's got a bunch of gaijin DVD's, not alot of Japanese ones."

As soon as the movie played both of their eyes went wide and they stared in surprise and shock. The surround sound speakers had come out of thei hiding places and they were blairing loudly, but not too loudly of sex noises. Baka Shuichi had put in a gaijin porn movie, not being able to read english and all... But of course, neither one stopped the movie. They were both perverts, but almost anyone had a bit of pervert in them.

Not too soon after while they watched the porn, Aiko had finished her article and heard the noise, but she couldn't tell what it was. So she turned her lap top off and closed it, setting it on the couch. Then she went to the entertainment room to see what they were watching. Of course she hadn't really paid attention to the noise as she approached. As soon as she stuck her head in and saw the TV her eyes went wide and her mouth dropped open.

"What the hell are you guys doing watching porn this early in the morning?"she said loudly so they could hear her.

They both looked at Aiko startled and somewhat embarassed.

"It's not what you think!"Ryuichi answered.

She just smiled at the both of them.

"It's alright...it's not big deal...we'e all adults here. We can have a big porn marathon all day if you want."she winked at Shu and Ryu.

The poor guys just stared at her wide eyed and thei faces redded like hell.

"I'll get my porn stash, I can't stay all day, I don't have to go to work for a few hours anyway."

Then Aiko was gone again and she went to her room and got out this huge box fom under her bed and she brought it back to the entertainment room. She wasn't shy at all about anything of a sexual manner, but it seemed Shuichi and Ryuichi were. So she picked out a new porn and started it up. And they spent about three hours watching porn together. About after 2 seconds of the beginning of the marathon Ryuichi and Shuichi had already gotten boners. So it was a bit awkwards spending three hours sitting there on the couch watching porn...with one girl and two guys...

Sometimes during the movies she had gotten all ready for work, befoe she headed out she peeked in the room with a big smile.

"Don't you guys be having big orgies in my house while I'm gone unless I'm here!"Aiko joked.

Since the incident with Yuki she had become much more open with her sexuality with her friends. Then she was off for work. So now it was just Ryuichi and Shuichi...watching porn...

"That was just awkwards...she's never been really open like that with sex stuff..."Ryuichi said quite surprised.

"Oh...yeah...it was kind of weird...shit...it's nine now right? Shit! I have to go to NG! Damn it, Sakano-san and Hiro ae going to be pissed that I'm late!"Shuichi said all paniced.

He got up in a flash and ran out the door, making sure he grabbed his shit.

Ryuichi just blinked then went back to watching porn, atleast he could wank off now...which he probablly really needed now. Then there was a knocking at the door so Ryuichi paused the movie then went and answered the door.

"Ryuichi, is Shuichi here? The dumb shit has to go to NG..."it was Tatsuha.

"He just left actually...I'm just hanging out here by myself now...Aiko went to work just a few minutes ago."

Tatsuha's eyes got all big and sparkly.

"Ryuichi-san...can I...can I come in and hang out with you until Shuichi gets back?"

Ryuichi sighed, but then smiled at him.

"Sure...I could use some company anyway."

Of course Ryuichi hadn't been paying attention, but he had a bulge in his pants from getting an erection from watching porn...

"R-Ryuichi-san...what were you doing?"

Tatsu had taken a glance at Ryu's bulge, but looked away quickly.

"Oh...er...we were having a movie marathon..."he coughed and blushed a little.

Well since you bastards have been waiting forever for the fifth chapter here it is, but it's not finished...I wasn't gonig to put it up till ti was finished. But I thought I'd be nice and put it up anyway for ya guys/ So enjoy the new and undone chapter!