The French Party
Hosts: Saturn and Sarah
Guests: Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Sesshoumaru, Rin, Koga,
Where: Saturn's house in Feudal Japan
Saturn: Okay, everybody thanks for coming to our party.
Sarah: Yeah, what she said.
Inuyahsa: Feh…what the hell are Sesshoumaru and his miniature girlfriend doing here?
Sessie: I, unlike you dear brother, would not lower my-self to mate with someone of such a young age.
Saturn: Stop fighting, or I'll have to kick all your asses!
Miroku: My dear Saturn, I never knew you to be so open with your male party guests.
Sango, Sarah, Saturn, and Kagome: Hentai
Sango: (slap)
Sarah: Dinners served.
All: (walk over to large table stacked with ribs, ramen, chips, fish, cookies, chocolate, raw meat and among many other things)
Saturn: (takes lots of ribs; sits on the floor)
Sango: (takes food and joins Miroku)
Kagome, and Inuyasha: (eat ramen and talk quietly)
Shippo, and Rin: (get a lot of junk-food and talk together)
Koga and Sessie: (take their food and sit down as far away from Inuyahsa as possible)
Sarah: (takes ribs and a large glass of strawberry milk; sits on the floor close to Sessie)
Sarah: All be advised; do not attempt to disturb Saturn while she tends to her ribs. Anyone that does not heed this warning will be at a loss of limb… or two. So all enjoy your food.
Everyone: (eats and talks together; except for Sessie that is)
Koga: (tries to snatch Saturn's ribs…)
Saturn: Jackass. (Stares at an unconscious Koga, lying on the floor) That's what you get for trying to take my food!
Kagome: He never listens does he?
Shippo: Nope, big, fat idiot.
Sarah: Lets play a game. (Everyone hesitantly gathers around after finishing their meals)
Koga: (sits by Saturn, as if tempting her)
Rin: Lets play truuuth or
Shippo: Dare
Sessie: I will not lower myself to play such a childish game.
Rin: (puppy-dog-eyes) Please.
Shippo: Yeah, please.
Sessie: 'I lost before I've even begun' Fine.
Saturn: Inuyasha- Truth or Dare
Inuyasha: Feh… Dare
Saturn: um… you either wear this gorgeous see-through black dress or… French kiss Mister High and Mighty, over there. (An evil grin escaped on her features
Inuyasha: (sweat-drops, while he stands up) Bitch. (He puts on the dress, trying to get it over quickly)
Saturn: I know I am, thank you! Now, spin.
Inuyasha: No fucking way!
Miroku: That dress really does bring out the color of your eyes. Might I ask…
Sango: (slap)
Koga: Hey, mutt face, where's your boyfriend?
Saturn: Why Koga, didn't I tell you?
Koga: Tell me what?
Saturn: Your Inuyasha's dinner date!
Koga: What the Hell?
Inuyasha: Feh…(speeds out of the dress and turns green on the face 'sickening felling') Sesshoumaru, truth or dare?
Sessie: Dare, for I, unlike you show no fear nor can I be disgraced.
All girls: (bursts out laughing)
Inuyasha: You must French kiss one girl of your choice… or I'll choose for you. Better not be Kagome or I'll tear him limb from limb.
Sessie: Hmm… not his wench, nor Rin… Saturn, Sango? Weak humans, except…
Inuyasha: Hurry up, Bastard. Oh, and the girl must kiss back.
All girls: (went buggy-eyed) What?
Sessie: uh… (Stands up and walks over to Kagome & Sarah)
Kagome and Sarah: (sweat-drop)
Inuyasha: (puts his hand on the hilt of Tetseiga)
Sessie: (used his tail and pulled Sarah up to him) uh…(kissed Sarah harshly and thrusts his tongue into her mouth)
Sarah: Omigosh, omigosh, omigosh …um… yummy. (Hesitantly kisses back, but soon find it to her liking).
Sessie: What the hell is she doing… I think I'll keep this up even after the game…um… (Reluctantly, pulled away for air)
Everyone else: (wide-eyed)
Saturn: Damn, you two held a record of three whole fucking minutes, get yourselves a damn room!
Sessie: Bitch (went back to his seat) Rin, truth or dare.
Rin: Truuth…
Sessie: What's the one thing that you desire?
Rin: Rin wants a mommy.
Kagome: Aaaah, poor kid.
Shippo: It's okay Rin. Wanna play?
Rin: Yeah. (Walk off with Shippo to play)
Koga: Truth or Dare, Kagome.
Kagome: If I choose dare, I'll be forced to kiss him… or worse. Truth!
Koga: Damn. Why won't you be my woman?
Kagome: I already told you Koga, I'm nobody's property and besides I kinda already like someone else… (Turns into tomato)
Inuyasha: (equally red as his lover to be)
Koga: Stupid mutt face…
Kagome: Sarah, truth or dare
Sarah: Truth
Kagome: Choose one guy in here that you wouldn't mind being left alone with for a couple of hours.
Sessie: Damn… choose me… Why'd I think that… me…
Inuyasha: she'll choose my idiot half-brother…
Koga: Sesshoumaru… Or…
Miroku: (groped Sango, through the quietness)
Sango: (slap; unconscious Miroku fell to the floor)
Kagome: So choose already.
Sarah: Sessie. (Turned all the way around, avoiding looks to her red face)
Sessie: She chose me… So why am I happy… (Went as red as Sarah)
Saturn: (laughed hysterically at the sight) Maybe we should get you two a room, a special on tomato red couples!
Sarah and Sessie: Damn bitch.
Sarah: Saturn, your turn and you better choose dare.
Saturn: Fine, dare.
Sarah: I dare you to French kiss Koga for 4 minutes…
Saturn: 4 fucking minutes, are you insane?
Koga: hmm… 4 mins. Mouth to mouth… hmm…
Sarah: Or, you can try and subdue Inuyasha; as in saddle him and French him… fronts only, unless you want to go further, then by all means. You fucking, bitch got what you deserved…
Saturn: (gag-eyed, with mouth halfway open) uh… So she's got some fight in her after all, fucking, psychotic, bitch…
Sessie: hmm, I wouldn't mind that, with Sarah… what the hell… I despise my demon-side… I know, I live for it…
Kagome: Please no, please no… not Inuyasha…
Inuyasha: She better choose that mangy wolf…
Saturn: 'sigh' Out of respect for the unsaid relationship between Kagome and Inuyasha 'gulp', I'll choose Koga…
Inuyasha: What relationship?
Koga: (howled)
Sarah: So the wolf likes Saturn, funny… huh…so hurry up already. Oh, and I'm timing you.
Saturn: (came over to Koga and bent down)
Everyone else: (watching them) hurry up already!
Koga: (pulled Saturn down in his lap and Frenched her as if there was no tomorrow)
Saturn: what the hell… um… no, not good
Saturn and Koga: (still kissing)
Koga: she tastes so… um… (Let out a small growl as he shifted Saturn in his lap)
Saturn and Koga: (still kissing)
Saturn: um… damn, how much longer… this isn't half bad… what the hell! I'm losing it… still ok, though… arrrg…air
4 minutes later…
Koga and Saturn: (panting for breath) air… um…next time…
Saturn: Well, I've had better.
Koga: Yeah, right.
Saturn: Yes, I am right.
Miroku: (finally awake) Let's play Spin the Bottle. (Grins evilly at Sango)
Sango: (smiles while thinking that she wants him to be unconscious again 'no talking or groping')
Saturn: (chugs a root-beer while watching Koga's stunned face) Here's a bottle.
Koga: manners… she'll be my un-lady like lady… haha, only to make her see, from whatever view, or whatever place to view it from…
Everyone: (reluctantly agreed)
Saturn: OK… rules are you have to kiss them on their face-cheeks only!
Kagome: (spins the bottle and lands on Koga) uh-oh
Inuyasha: (growled loudly and possessively)
Koga: (snickering through his teeth)
Kagome: (leans over and kissed Koga)
Koga: (kissed by Kagome; grabbed her and was on top of her in a matter of seconds. He then kissed her, trying to make it even deeper.)
Inuyasha: Get your fucking ass of my Kagome. (Grabbed Koga and threw him off of her.) You okay?
Kagome: Yeah.
Inuyasha: Why'd you let him do that?
Kagome: I didn't. He pinned me down. (Made a pouting face)
Inuyasha: Feh… (Reached over and pulled Kagome into a light kiss, and then into his lap).
Saturn: Protective much? Oy, Koga if you is still conscious spin.
Koga: (spun and landed on Sarah, he quickly reached over and kissed her on the cheek)
Sessie: (growled softly at the scene) Mangy mutt, better not try anything… why do I still care?
Sarah: (spun and landed on Miroku; kissed him as quickly as possible before he did anything)
Miroku: Why does he watch me so? (Spins and lands on Sango)
Sango and Miroku: (turn red, remembering past memories)
Miroku: (kissed Sango, picked her up and carried her out of the room 'with no complaints or smacks on her part')
Sessie: I believe this 'thing' goes to you (inwardly smirked)
Sarah: (blushed, as her hand brushed Sessie when taking the bottle, she spins the bottle and it lands on Koga.)
Saturn: Perfectly lovely…Payback…
Sarah and Saturn: (Sarah moves closer to Koga as Saturn moves closer & goes up behind her, she pushes her into Koga and pulled the top string of her kimono so all of it came off, with NOTHING underneath.
Sarah and Koga: (Sarah instantly covers herself with her hands)(they both turned red)
Saturn: That's what you get when you mess with me, the Queen Bitch!
Sessie: (walks over to Sarah as she fiddles with the ties of her kimono; pulls his outer kimono off and drapes it over her 'covering her up… kinda')
Sarah: (smiles as she's being helped)
Sessie: (walks past Saturn, with Sarah, and growls)
Saturn: She should have stopped… you 2 look good together… MATES!
Sessie: (swiped at Saturn, sending her crashing into Koga…)
Saturn: Shit, you stupid fucker
Sarah: Now, who's the Queen Bitch… thank you Sessie…um…
Inuyasha: (took Kagome and followed Sesshoumaru & Sarah outside)
Koga: (laughs as he looks down at Saturn 'Sesshoumaru stopped short of her skin when he swiped at her' she was completely naked, and unconscious)
Koga: (howls)
THE END
Written by: Saturn & Sarah