If Harry Potter took place in the 60's

by gymnast92

What the wizarding world may have been like in the 60's. Will Voldedude and his meat eaters ever peace out? Maybe if we do the hustle enough.

What may have happened if Harry Potter took place in the 60's.

Chapter 1

I do not own rights to Harry Potter! If I did I would be much richer!

One morning at Hogwarts before the students had to leave for their morning classes the head master (Dumblemon) had to make an announcement.

"There had been a sighting of Lord Voldedude and his Meat Eaters on school grounds".(everyone gasps), "We all know his mission is to put meat into our vegetarian dishes, but do not fear! Our totally rad house elves will inspect all our food for beef! We will not eat our animal friends"! What a totally far out dude, Harry thought. There was a dramatic pause and then everyone clapped. "Also I am very pleased to see that each of you is wearing our new uniforms, I thought a neon colored shirt of your choice, a tie died headband and bright orange pants would be very stylish!"

Then the students had to leave for their morning classes. The seventh years had transfiguration first. "Today class", began Professor McGonagall, "we will learn to transform ordinary hair into cool afros"! "Hermione, I see you've got a nice start".

Hermione blushed from such a kind compliment. Draco Malfoy called out "Professor, your platform boots are totally far out".

"Why thank you Mr.Malfoy". She continued "Okay first Shampoo your hair and DO NOT CONDITION, I REPEAT DO NOT CONDITION! Then spray Funky Do's hair spray onto your hair, use at least 205 squirts! Then she said " Grandiorit" and all the supplies that they needed for afros was right in front of them.

By the end of class everybody had totally righteous afros. Then they headed off for defense against the dark dudes.

Professor Lupin (who recently returned to Hogwarts) was waiting in the classroom for them. He began "We all know that Lord Voldedude has been sighted on school grounds.(everyone gasps) what you do not yet know is his weakness. Dancing, especially disco. So therefore we will learn the hustle today. It's a very modern dance but, I think rad mons like you will catch on quickly. Ron raised his hand

"Yes Ron" said Professor Lupin.

"I'm not very good at dancing" he replied.

"Me too" said Harry.

"It's alright" said Professor Lupin. He used a nonverbal spell to move the desks away from the center so they would have room to dance. By the end of class everyone new the hustle. Then they set off for lunch.

During lunch Hagrid ran in screaming "I totally just saw Voldedude and his not rad Meat Eaters".

"Where?" asked Dumblemon.

Before Hagrid could answer Lord Voldedude stormed in and stared at everyone. Dumblemon somehow played started playing the song "We are family". Then everybody started to do the hustle. Voldedude and his meat eaters couldn't resist, they had to join in. Soon Voldedude and his meat eaters forgot why they were there so when the music stopped they went home and took a nap.

The End!