Chapter 4- follow the sandwich
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As they entered the hall a while later, Alex was still threatening to use the Imperius curse on Hermione. "Just let me use the curse!" Alex yelled.
"Ali, no" Katie screamed back.
"Oh will you please shut up" said a first year who just got sorted into Ravenclaw.
"Yes, please sit down." said Dumbledore.
Katie and Alex took their seats at the Slytherin table as Dumbledore begain his speech.
"Welcome first years" he started.
Proffesor Snape, head of Slytherin house, and teacher of potions, stared at Dumledore glumly.
"First of all I'd like to say," he continued. "Well I'd like to inform you actually, that the forest is-" Dumbledore stopped as he looked as his plate. There was a small piece of paper with neat hand writing that said: 'follow the sandwhich'. Suddenly a sandwhich apeared on the plate. He glanced at it, then he continued his speech. "The forest is out of bounds to anyone who does not wish to die a slow and painful death."
Proffesor McGonagall (head of Gryffindor house) suddenly remembered that there had been sightings of Voldermort in that area.
"And..." Dumbledore's voice trailed off as he looked at the sandwich. "mmm..is that...ham?". He went to grab the sandwich and it moved. He waved his hands at all the tables. "Eat!" he shouted. Again, he went for the sandwich and it moved. He extended his arms, "Here sandwich, sandwich, sandwich! Who's a sandwich? You're a sandwich!"
Everyone stared as he chased it to the door, and caught it and ate it quickly. He held his stomach and turned around to face everyone. "I have to go to the Avondale to buy cigarettes and beer." Dumbledore said as though he was hypnotized.
"Don't mind him" Proffesor McGonagall said "He's been acting like this for sometime!"
"Is he being possesed by Voldermort?" asked a Gryffindor fourth year.
"How dare you speak his name!" Snape spat angerly. "Get out of here now!" She got up silently, crossed the hall, opened the door and stared at what was happening. "Um Proffesor McGonagall!? Voldermort is in the hall and he's just killed Proffesor Dumbledore."
"I thought I told you not to say his name!" yelled Snape. "That'll be a week of detentions, make it two weeks for lying."
"But it's true, Vol..I mean You-Know-Who was out there!"
"Shut up, or it will be three weeks." Snape replied "Now get out of here!"
She turned and left the hall looking hurt.
"Proffesor Snape, Sandra is part of Gryffindor house, that means it's up to me to punish her." Proffesor McGonagall said sharply.
"Umm...excuse me" said Sandra re-entering the hall. "Proffesor Dumbledore is passed out-not dead and now is being beaten with baseball bats by Voldermorts followers."
Proffesor Snape walked out of the hall. Sandra waited nervously. She new what she saw and she was sticking to it.
"Well..." Snape said as he walked back into the hall. "There was NO ONE THERE YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE EXPELLED!"
Proffesor McGonagall grabbed Sandra's arm. "I'll deal with this" she said quietly as everyone stared at Snape. "STOP STARING!" he yelled. "Ok, I saw Dumbledore on the stairs. He said he needed to file paper work in his office. Maybe he's lost it, but he's still here and safe." he continued as he calmed down a bit. What he didn't know was that it was a fake. "Mr. Potter I thought that I told you not to stare, NOW GO SEE DUMBLEDORE!"
Proffesor McGonagall took Harry and Sandra to see Dumbledore, and Snape told them to eat.
The Slytherin table broke out in laughter at Harry's being punished.
"I can't beleive famous Harry Potter is being punished!" yelled Malfoy.
"So he's finally lost it," Katie told Alex. "Dumbledore has Alzhimers."
Alex nodded in agreement as she stared at the new teacher. He was probably for Defence Against the Dark Arts. Their last teacher, Proffesor Lockhart, wasn't that great. 'Peskipiksi Pesternomi' or whatever that useless spell was for rounding up pixies. She hoped that he would be a lot better. Katie cut up her steak, while Alex poked her potatoes with her fork. Malfoy continued to shout things, but this time they were directed toward the Gryffindors.
"Wanna get out of here?" Alex asked. Katie nodded. They both took out their wands. "Serpinsortia" Katie muttered. Suddenly a 20 foot snake shot out of her wand. "That should keep them busy."
They ran towards the doors, but were caught by the head of Ravenclaw house.
"You two get back her now!" he shouted and Alex turned around and pointed her wand at him.
"Tarantallegra!" she shouted. Soon he begain to dance uncontrollably. By that time everyone except the Slytherins were running from the snake. Katie and Alex ran out of the hall as Proffesor McGonagall was about to go down them.
"Alex, Katie Proffesor Dumbledore would like to see you. He says it's urgent. Very very urgent."
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As they entered the hall a while later, Alex was still threatening to use the Imperius curse on Hermione. "Just let me use the curse!" Alex yelled.
"Ali, no" Katie screamed back.
"Oh will you please shut up" said a first year who just got sorted into Ravenclaw.
"Yes, please sit down." said Dumbledore.
Katie and Alex took their seats at the Slytherin table as Dumbledore begain his speech.
"Welcome first years" he started.
Proffesor Snape, head of Slytherin house, and teacher of potions, stared at Dumledore glumly.
"First of all I'd like to say," he continued. "Well I'd like to inform you actually, that the forest is-" Dumbledore stopped as he looked as his plate. There was a small piece of paper with neat hand writing that said: 'follow the sandwhich'. Suddenly a sandwhich apeared on the plate. He glanced at it, then he continued his speech. "The forest is out of bounds to anyone who does not wish to die a slow and painful death."
Proffesor McGonagall (head of Gryffindor house) suddenly remembered that there had been sightings of Voldermort in that area.
"And..." Dumbledore's voice trailed off as he looked at the sandwich. "mmm..is that...ham?". He went to grab the sandwich and it moved. He waved his hands at all the tables. "Eat!" he shouted. Again, he went for the sandwich and it moved. He extended his arms, "Here sandwich, sandwich, sandwich! Who's a sandwich? You're a sandwich!"
Everyone stared as he chased it to the door, and caught it and ate it quickly. He held his stomach and turned around to face everyone. "I have to go to the Avondale to buy cigarettes and beer." Dumbledore said as though he was hypnotized.
"Don't mind him" Proffesor McGonagall said "He's been acting like this for sometime!"
"Is he being possesed by Voldermort?" asked a Gryffindor fourth year.
"How dare you speak his name!" Snape spat angerly. "Get out of here now!" She got up silently, crossed the hall, opened the door and stared at what was happening. "Um Proffesor McGonagall!? Voldermort is in the hall and he's just killed Proffesor Dumbledore."
"I thought I told you not to say his name!" yelled Snape. "That'll be a week of detentions, make it two weeks for lying."
"But it's true, Vol..I mean You-Know-Who was out there!"
"Shut up, or it will be three weeks." Snape replied "Now get out of here!"
She turned and left the hall looking hurt.
"Proffesor Snape, Sandra is part of Gryffindor house, that means it's up to me to punish her." Proffesor McGonagall said sharply.
"Umm...excuse me" said Sandra re-entering the hall. "Proffesor Dumbledore is passed out-not dead and now is being beaten with baseball bats by Voldermorts followers."
Proffesor Snape walked out of the hall. Sandra waited nervously. She new what she saw and she was sticking to it.
"Well..." Snape said as he walked back into the hall. "There was NO ONE THERE YOU IDIOT! YOU'RE EXPELLED!"
Proffesor McGonagall grabbed Sandra's arm. "I'll deal with this" she said quietly as everyone stared at Snape. "STOP STARING!" he yelled. "Ok, I saw Dumbledore on the stairs. He said he needed to file paper work in his office. Maybe he's lost it, but he's still here and safe." he continued as he calmed down a bit. What he didn't know was that it was a fake. "Mr. Potter I thought that I told you not to stare, NOW GO SEE DUMBLEDORE!"
Proffesor McGonagall took Harry and Sandra to see Dumbledore, and Snape told them to eat.
The Slytherin table broke out in laughter at Harry's being punished.
"I can't beleive famous Harry Potter is being punished!" yelled Malfoy.
"So he's finally lost it," Katie told Alex. "Dumbledore has Alzhimers."
Alex nodded in agreement as she stared at the new teacher. He was probably for Defence Against the Dark Arts. Their last teacher, Proffesor Lockhart, wasn't that great. 'Peskipiksi Pesternomi' or whatever that useless spell was for rounding up pixies. She hoped that he would be a lot better. Katie cut up her steak, while Alex poked her potatoes with her fork. Malfoy continued to shout things, but this time they were directed toward the Gryffindors.
"Wanna get out of here?" Alex asked. Katie nodded. They both took out their wands. "Serpinsortia" Katie muttered. Suddenly a 20 foot snake shot out of her wand. "That should keep them busy."
They ran towards the doors, but were caught by the head of Ravenclaw house.
"You two get back her now!" he shouted and Alex turned around and pointed her wand at him.
"Tarantallegra!" she shouted. Soon he begain to dance uncontrollably. By that time everyone except the Slytherins were running from the snake. Katie and Alex ran out of the hall as Proffesor McGonagall was about to go down them.
"Alex, Katie Proffesor Dumbledore would like to see you. He says it's urgent. Very very urgent."