CHAPTER 5 Dumbledore's Got Alzheimers
Katie and Alex saw Dumbledore quietly muttering to himself. They couldn't make out all the words but they could make some out like "Take..world..bow...me..mmm ham"
"Um Dumbledore you wanted to see us." Alex said.
Katie and Alex often did things that could get them expelled, but rarely got caught. They figured they got caught for the time they created a fifty foot squid and let it run loose of Hogsmade. But the one question was why they were being punished now.
"Dumbledore? Is that what you called me?" Dumbledore said breaking their thoughts. He rose his arms, and started swinging them back and forth singing: "You spin me right 'round baby right 'round like a record baby right 'round right 'round"
Alex and Katie stared blankly "You don't like that song?" he said. "Hmm let me think of another one. Imagine me and you and you and me, no matter how they toss the dice it had to be.." The continued singing, but now he was dancing around the room.
Katie put her arm in front of Alex. "Pinch me I must be dreaming"
Alex started to walk away.
"Wait!" Dumbledore yelled. "I have something to tell you. I am...VOLDERMORT"
Alex rolled her eyes "I told you he has alzheimers" Katie said. "And now I know it's true. Ok old man we'll get you some help"
"No I'm fine"
"It's obvious you're not"
"Just promise me that you'll help me take over the...ham! mmm, sorry, take over the world! Ha ha ha! He he he"
"Katie and Alex looked at each other for a sec. "Okay we'll help you" the said together.
"Then the deal is done. Together we'll rule the world! Wizards and muggles beware."