Chapter 6- Cows, dead, dying, heads, outside, mmm...ham A/N: Do not read if you can't handle gore (or cows blowing up)

Katie and Alex slept soundly in their dorm, but Katie soon woke up to the sound of foot steps outside the door. She opened the door she saw Dumbledore pacing back and forth, but he was wearing a diaper. He paced back and forth mumbleing a few more times.
"Hey Dumbledore, do you need help?" Katie asked.
"I told you I'm Voldermort"
"Okay fine. Do you need help 'Voldermort"
"Cows, dead, dying, heads, outside, mmm...ham"
Katie nodded then ran out the common room and down the hall. She ran down the marble stairs and outside.
Outside there were thousands of cows, have with their heads blown off and others that were about to explode. One cow's eyes bulged and it mooed loudly, then it's head exploded. Katie stared in astonishment. "They're fake." said Dumbledore/Voldermort standing behind her.
Katie looked at him, then back at the cows.
"Cool!" she shouted.
"Interesting"
Katie and Dumbledore/Voldermort looked behind them, only to see Alex.
"Du..I mean Voldermort, why are you wearing a diaper"
"What do you mean? I'm not wearing a diaper!" He looked down "My god why am I wearing a diaper?" "Unhand him!" shouted an all to familliar voice. They turned around to see Harry Potter standing there with his wand raised. "Don't you usually say 'unhand' when someone's being captured?" Alex asked. Harry shrugged. "I'll use my wand. I'm not afraid to!" he said. "I'm scared now!" Katie yelled sarcasticly. "That's it, I'm tired of your mouth." Harry said.
"Fine then," Katie said. "I challange you to a duel."