A Fun Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic
Ara: Welcome people to a fun Yu-gi-oh fic!
Yami Ara: *Rolls eyes* Very original aibou.
Ara: Thanks yami ^_^
Y.Ara: O.o
Ara: Anywhosa, we have to do the disclaimer thingymabober, thingy. So, Bring forth the prinso.....uh, the contestant please yami.
Y.Ara: *Sighs* Fine *Snaps fingers and Yami appears out of nowhere*
Yami: Where I am? *Glances at Ara and Y.Ara* Who are you?
Ara: Your in my fanfic and I'm Ara and this is Yami Ara. You're here to do the disclaimer thingy.
Yami: And why would I want to do that?
Ara: *Brings candy out of nowhere and holds it up* How about now Yami?
Y.Ara: Aibou! Stop bribing people with candy for crying out loud!
Yami: *Grabs candy and stuff half of it in his face* Ara doesn't own us. If we did, no one would watch us.
Ara: YAMI! *Brings a club and starts chasing him*
Y.Ara: *Sighs* On with the fic, I suppose. *Watches Ara chasing Yami*
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*Ara and Y.Ara were in some sort of stage place thing waiting for the Yugioh gang to show up*
Ara: Hey! You maybe wondering why your reading this...
Y.Ara: Maybe they thought it was going to be good.
Ara: Shut up. Anyway, we've invited the Yugioh gang over here to see some weird things. Some people recorded them when they were being themselves and not on the show and brought to us to show the people.
Y.Ara: And we're showing them to you, and everyone in the Yugioh cast.
Ara: And they better hurry up. My sugar level is getting low.
Y.Ara: Aibou you haven't had any sugar today.
Ara: Your right, I'm air high today. *Starts dancing, bouncing off the walls and such* ^_^
*Yugioh cast comes in and watches Ara going crazy*
Kaiba: What's with her?
Y.Ara: She's air high.
Everyone: AIR HIGH?!
Ryou: How do you stop it?
Y.Ara: Don't know, never tried. Too scared.
Bakura: Yeah, right. Let me try. *Brings a mallet out of nowhere and smacks Ara on the head*
Ara: @_@ BAKURA!!!! *Brings out a club and hits him on the head*
Bakura: I NOW KNOW WHY!
Y.Ara: Why don't we start before a war goes off.
Ara: *Pouts* Fine. Everyone, take a seat.
Everyone: We're seated already.
Ara. Oh, well, uh.
Y.Ara: The reason their here.......
Ara: OHHHHHHH!!!! 'K! The reason we brought you here is because.....We got you alllll on tape when your off the, um, thing, and we are going to broadcast it!
Kaiba: Ha, yeah right, you can't have all of us. I'm always the same.
Y.Ara: Well, since you so kindly volunteered. Ara, put in Kaibas tape.
Ara: *Evilly grins* Coming up! This is a tape of, Kaiba, giving to us by, MOKUBA.
Kaiba: *Stares in disbelief at Mokuba* Mokuba! Why did you do THAT?!
Mokuba: *Brings out a bag of candy* She gave me this for the tape. Sorry! *Eats some candy*
Y.Ara: I told her she shouldn't keep on bribing with candy. *Shakes head*
Ara: ON WITH THE TAPE! *Puts in VCR*
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Tape 1: Kaibas Obsession
*Kaiba goes into his limo with a big paper bag, Mokuba follows and gets in the back seat*
Kaiba: Drive James.
*James hits the gas and drives until a little country side and then gets out*
Kaiba: Finally. Time for some relaxation. *Puts a tape into the portable wide screen TV*
Voice on TV: GOOD MORNING BOYS AND GIRLS. Are you ready to do some singing?
Kaiba: YEAH! GO BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Places a Barney cap on his head*
Barney+Kaiba: I love you, you love me. We're a great big family......(I won't give you the rest for I want you all to have some strand of sanity after this)
Mokuba: HMPH *Holds in laughter*
Kaiba: All right! *Takes out the tape and puts in a CD* *Sings* DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW, DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO......(Once again, that is all I am putting, I still can't believe I remember all of this o.O)
Mokuba: HMPH, HMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
Kaiba: WHA?! *Glances over and notices Mokuba with a video camera behind the back seat* MOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: Se..Se..SETO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
End Tape
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Joey: Tha....That was soooo, FUNNIE!!!
Tristan: Oh MAN Kaiba is more of a weirdo then we thought!! Thanks Mokuba!
Bakura: I'm going to be scared for life
Yugi: Kaiba, you have such a soft spot. Yami: This is going to be great blackmailing. *Smiles deviously*
Mokuba: *Glances at Kaiba nervously* Uh oh....
Kaiba: Mokuba.......
Ara: Looks like Kaiba's going to blow a blood vessel, or vain, or his brother.
Tea: Ara, that was mean.
Ara: Yeah, and?
Tea: You should never insult a friend....
Ara: HEY! He isn't a friend and watch your mouth or you'll be next.
Y.Ara: Maybe we should get on with the next flim aibou. Before war breaks out.
Ara: Mostly everyone's still laughing though. Could you do somethin? Pleasesa?
Y.Ara: *Sighs* Fine. But only once. *Snaps fingers and a tsunami comes out of nowhere and splashes everybody*
Joey: HEY! This is my best shirt.
Bakura: And now I have to comb my hair.
Mai: So do I, so don't complain
Everyone else who has big hair: SO DO WE!!!
Ara: Uh, you may have overdone it just a wee bit yami.
Y.Ara: Oops.
Ara: Oh well. EVERYBODY GET SEATED FOR THE NEXT ONE!
Everyone: *Gets seated*
Ara: This is for Weevil fans who hate him because he's a complete idiot and, um, *Thinks hard* how do I say this.......A @#?!%@ A-hole.
Everyone: O.O
Y.Ara: On with the show. *Puts the tape in the VCR*
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Tape 2: Weevil's 'Little' Problem
*Weevil is in the park looking over his deck on a bench*
Weevil: *Smiles like he usually does* He he he he bugs are the greatest creations in the world. Soon they will over run the humans and take over the world. With me as their king. My precious...(I just realized that he acts like Smeagle or as mostly everyone knows him by Golem, a bit ne?) Bugs.
*A kid comes with a butterfly net and a jar of bugs, trips over a branch and collapses, breaking the jar*
Kid: WAHHHHHH!! MOMMA! *Cries until his mother comes and takes him away*
Weevil: *Notices some of the bugs were making their way towards him* Ah.. Ah...BUGS!! NOOOO! Get away! Getawaygetawaygetaway!!!!! AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Their everywhere! MOMMY! HELP! *Runs away, screaming like a girl*
Ara: *Was taping Weevil* Yikes. That guy has issues. Plus a loud voice. Ouch!
End Tape
Everyone: *Silence*
Yugi: How the heck did he stand the digital duel monsters?
Bakura: He certainly has a pair of lungs.
Ara: That was completly random so we are just going to go to the next tape about TRISTAN!
Tristan: WHAT?!
Ara: *Puts tape in*
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Tape 3: Tristans friend
*Scene is the park where Weevil just left and Tristan comes in with a shoebox. He sits on the bench and opens it*
Tristan: *Opens box* I'm sorry about the box master, it was to protect you from those assassins you were talking about. *Takes out a red brick with a purple cape around it*
Brick: ........................
Tristan: No need to thank me master, I just thought you wanted to look outside for a while before your royal bath.
Brick: ..........................
Tristan: You want me to show you the park?
Brick: ...........................
Tristan: *Stands up* Okay! *Walks around*
Brick: ..........................
Tristan: Oh those? They are baby swings for babies. Do you want to try it?
Brick: .........................
Tristan Okay! *Puts the brick in the swing and starts to push it*
Brick: ........................
Tristan: Higher master?
Brick: ..........................
Tristan: Okay! *Pushes higher*
Brick: *Falls out and lands on Tristans head*
Tristan: X.X
Y.Ara: Well, uh, end?
End Tape
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Tristan: *Chases Ara and Y.Ara* I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Ara: Y.Ara: HALP!
Yugi: I guess that's it.........
Joey: I wonder who are the next victims? *Ponders ponders*
Y.Ara: READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Ara: AND HELP US!!!!!!!! The next ones are Joey, Tea and Ryou!
Joey+Tea+Ryou: WHAT! *Joins chase*
Y.Ara+Ara: AHHHHHHHHH!!!
Ara: Welcome people to a fun Yu-gi-oh fic!
Yami Ara: *Rolls eyes* Very original aibou.
Ara: Thanks yami ^_^
Y.Ara: O.o
Ara: Anywhosa, we have to do the disclaimer thingymabober, thingy. So, Bring forth the prinso.....uh, the contestant please yami.
Y.Ara: *Sighs* Fine *Snaps fingers and Yami appears out of nowhere*
Yami: Where I am? *Glances at Ara and Y.Ara* Who are you?
Ara: Your in my fanfic and I'm Ara and this is Yami Ara. You're here to do the disclaimer thingy.
Yami: And why would I want to do that?
Ara: *Brings candy out of nowhere and holds it up* How about now Yami?
Y.Ara: Aibou! Stop bribing people with candy for crying out loud!
Yami: *Grabs candy and stuff half of it in his face* Ara doesn't own us. If we did, no one would watch us.
Ara: YAMI! *Brings a club and starts chasing him*
Y.Ara: *Sighs* On with the fic, I suppose. *Watches Ara chasing Yami*
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*Ara and Y.Ara were in some sort of stage place thing waiting for the Yugioh gang to show up*
Ara: Hey! You maybe wondering why your reading this...
Y.Ara: Maybe they thought it was going to be good.
Ara: Shut up. Anyway, we've invited the Yugioh gang over here to see some weird things. Some people recorded them when they were being themselves and not on the show and brought to us to show the people.
Y.Ara: And we're showing them to you, and everyone in the Yugioh cast.
Ara: And they better hurry up. My sugar level is getting low.
Y.Ara: Aibou you haven't had any sugar today.
Ara: Your right, I'm air high today. *Starts dancing, bouncing off the walls and such* ^_^
*Yugioh cast comes in and watches Ara going crazy*
Kaiba: What's with her?
Y.Ara: She's air high.
Everyone: AIR HIGH?!
Ryou: How do you stop it?
Y.Ara: Don't know, never tried. Too scared.
Bakura: Yeah, right. Let me try. *Brings a mallet out of nowhere and smacks Ara on the head*
Ara: @_@ BAKURA!!!! *Brings out a club and hits him on the head*
Bakura: I NOW KNOW WHY!
Y.Ara: Why don't we start before a war goes off.
Ara: *Pouts* Fine. Everyone, take a seat.
Everyone: We're seated already.
Ara. Oh, well, uh.
Y.Ara: The reason their here.......
Ara: OHHHHHHH!!!! 'K! The reason we brought you here is because.....We got you alllll on tape when your off the, um, thing, and we are going to broadcast it!
Kaiba: Ha, yeah right, you can't have all of us. I'm always the same.
Y.Ara: Well, since you so kindly volunteered. Ara, put in Kaibas tape.
Ara: *Evilly grins* Coming up! This is a tape of, Kaiba, giving to us by, MOKUBA.
Kaiba: *Stares in disbelief at Mokuba* Mokuba! Why did you do THAT?!
Mokuba: *Brings out a bag of candy* She gave me this for the tape. Sorry! *Eats some candy*
Y.Ara: I told her she shouldn't keep on bribing with candy. *Shakes head*
Ara: ON WITH THE TAPE! *Puts in VCR*
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Tape 1: Kaibas Obsession
*Kaiba goes into his limo with a big paper bag, Mokuba follows and gets in the back seat*
Kaiba: Drive James.
*James hits the gas and drives until a little country side and then gets out*
Kaiba: Finally. Time for some relaxation. *Puts a tape into the portable wide screen TV*
Voice on TV: GOOD MORNING BOYS AND GIRLS. Are you ready to do some singing?
Kaiba: YEAH! GO BARNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Places a Barney cap on his head*
Barney+Kaiba: I love you, you love me. We're a great big family......(I won't give you the rest for I want you all to have some strand of sanity after this)
Mokuba: HMPH *Holds in laughter*
Kaiba: All right! *Takes out the tape and puts in a CD* *Sings* DO YOUR EARS HANG LOW, DO THEY WOBBLE TO AND FRO......(Once again, that is all I am putting, I still can't believe I remember all of this o.O)
Mokuba: HMPH, HMHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......
Kaiba: WHA?! *Glances over and notices Mokuba with a video camera behind the back seat* MOKUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mokuba: Se..Se..SETO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
End Tape
Everyone: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Joey: Tha....That was soooo, FUNNIE!!!
Tristan: Oh MAN Kaiba is more of a weirdo then we thought!! Thanks Mokuba!
Bakura: I'm going to be scared for life
Yugi: Kaiba, you have such a soft spot. Yami: This is going to be great blackmailing. *Smiles deviously*
Mokuba: *Glances at Kaiba nervously* Uh oh....
Kaiba: Mokuba.......
Ara: Looks like Kaiba's going to blow a blood vessel, or vain, or his brother.
Tea: Ara, that was mean.
Ara: Yeah, and?
Tea: You should never insult a friend....
Ara: HEY! He isn't a friend and watch your mouth or you'll be next.
Y.Ara: Maybe we should get on with the next flim aibou. Before war breaks out.
Ara: Mostly everyone's still laughing though. Could you do somethin? Pleasesa?
Y.Ara: *Sighs* Fine. But only once. *Snaps fingers and a tsunami comes out of nowhere and splashes everybody*
Joey: HEY! This is my best shirt.
Bakura: And now I have to comb my hair.
Mai: So do I, so don't complain
Everyone else who has big hair: SO DO WE!!!
Ara: Uh, you may have overdone it just a wee bit yami.
Y.Ara: Oops.
Ara: Oh well. EVERYBODY GET SEATED FOR THE NEXT ONE!
Everyone: *Gets seated*
Ara: This is for Weevil fans who hate him because he's a complete idiot and, um, *Thinks hard* how do I say this.......A @#?!%@ A-hole.
Everyone: O.O
Y.Ara: On with the show. *Puts the tape in the VCR*
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Tape 2: Weevil's 'Little' Problem
*Weevil is in the park looking over his deck on a bench*
Weevil: *Smiles like he usually does* He he he he bugs are the greatest creations in the world. Soon they will over run the humans and take over the world. With me as their king. My precious...(I just realized that he acts like Smeagle or as mostly everyone knows him by Golem, a bit ne?) Bugs.
*A kid comes with a butterfly net and a jar of bugs, trips over a branch and collapses, breaking the jar*
Kid: WAHHHHHH!! MOMMA! *Cries until his mother comes and takes him away*
Weevil: *Notices some of the bugs were making their way towards him* Ah.. Ah...BUGS!! NOOOO! Get away! Getawaygetawaygetaway!!!!! AAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Their everywhere! MOMMY! HELP! *Runs away, screaming like a girl*
Ara: *Was taping Weevil* Yikes. That guy has issues. Plus a loud voice. Ouch!
End Tape
Everyone: *Silence*
Yugi: How the heck did he stand the digital duel monsters?
Bakura: He certainly has a pair of lungs.
Ara: That was completly random so we are just going to go to the next tape about TRISTAN!
Tristan: WHAT?!
Ara: *Puts tape in*
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Tape 3: Tristans friend
*Scene is the park where Weevil just left and Tristan comes in with a shoebox. He sits on the bench and opens it*
Tristan: *Opens box* I'm sorry about the box master, it was to protect you from those assassins you were talking about. *Takes out a red brick with a purple cape around it*
Brick: ........................
Tristan: No need to thank me master, I just thought you wanted to look outside for a while before your royal bath.
Brick: ..........................
Tristan: You want me to show you the park?
Brick: ...........................
Tristan: *Stands up* Okay! *Walks around*
Brick: ..........................
Tristan: Oh those? They are baby swings for babies. Do you want to try it?
Brick: .........................
Tristan Okay! *Puts the brick in the swing and starts to push it*
Brick: ........................
Tristan: Higher master?
Brick: ..........................
Tristan: Okay! *Pushes higher*
Brick: *Falls out and lands on Tristans head*
Tristan: X.X
Y.Ara: Well, uh, end?
End Tape
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Tristan: *Chases Ara and Y.Ara* I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!!
Ara: Y.Ara: HALP!
Yugi: I guess that's it.........
Joey: I wonder who are the next victims? *Ponders ponders*
Y.Ara: READ AND REVIEW PLEASE!
Ara: AND HELP US!!!!!!!! The next ones are Joey, Tea and Ryou!
Joey+Tea+Ryou: WHAT! *Joins chase*
Y.Ara+Ara: AHHHHHHHHH!!!