A Fun Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic
Ara: Yeah! Wesa backos!
Y.Ara: Uh huh. You know aibou you sound like Jar Jar binks sometimes like that you know.
Ara: Point being what now?
Y.Ara: *Shakes Head* Never mind. Just get on with the fic.
Ara: OHKAY! Yami, care to do the honors?
Yami: *Is wondering why he was still here* Uh okay. Ara and her yami do not own Yugioh. Thank Ra!
Ara: *Glares* Don't start that again Yami.
Yami: Eep
Y.Ara: And thanks to the reviewers. And from saving us from the terrible people of doom.
Ara: YUP! Here ya go! CANDY FOR ALL *Gives reviewers candy*
Yami: Where does she get all that candy?
Y.Ara: Her autouress powers give her unlimited candy.
Yami: *Smiles* SWEET!
Ara: What ya want some Yami? Here ya go! *Hands Yami candy* And on with the fic! ^_^
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Scene: Tea, Ryou, Tristan and Joey are all um, not awake. Thanxs to Bread 'N' Butter and WildAnimeMoon (Who have lotsa candy *winkwinkREVIEWnugdenugde*) Everyone else are helping themsevles with candy, and other thingies.
Ara: AWRIGHTIOMASA! Wake up and sit down everybodies. *No one listens* HELLO! *Still nothing* FRUIT BOWL COOKIE!!!!!
Everyone: *Awake and sit down....also sweatdrop*
Ara: Shank you. Now new tapes for watching. *Grins evilly* But first a quote.
Everyone: Quote? Ara: Yup, ya have ta learn somethin beside good blackmail material. *Ahem* Half of the world are idiots, and the other half is smart ehough to take advantage of them.
Everyone: *Silence*
Bakura: Wait, when did you turn smart?
Ara: When I feel like it person, don't make me take out Mr. Clubby!
Everyone: O.o Mr. Clubby?!
Ara: *Brings out club from nowhere* Yeah, Mr. Clubby, got a problem wit that peeples?
Tea: *Whispers to Yami* She's absoulutly crazy. I bet she never has any friends.
Ara: *Hears* DONT'T TALK TO YAMI LIKE THAT!!!!!! DEMON! *Bashes Tea on head with Mr. Clubby* I do have friends thank you very much, I'm surprised you do.
Tea: X.x x.X X.x
Ara: Now since she so gladly volunteered, she'll be first!
Tea: NO!
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Tape 4: The Dance Of DOOM!!!!!
Scene: (Yeah I'm going to do these stupid things for whatever reason you guys come up with) A dance studio where Tea is practicing and warming up for a duet.
Judge person: Tea Gardner and Partner.
Tea: Yeah! *Grabs Partner and goes onto stage* Ok let's go! *Starts dancing with Partner*
Music: *Plays*
Tea: *Dances and accidentily elbows Partners gut* *Whispers* Opps sorry *Keeps dancing until kicks Partner in shin* Opps *Keeps dancing until whacks Partner in the head* Sorry *Keeps dancing until Kicking him where the sun don't shine*
Partner: *Collaspes on floor*
Tea: *Trips on him and her butt lands on his chest, her legs get his nose and eyes while her arm gives him a charlie horse (I do that to my dad alot Soooooooo fun^_^) Oh good golly gosh! What have I done, oh I'm so sorry! Let me help you! *Tries to lift him by the neck butt losese grip and Partner falls off stage* Oh dear.........
*Hears police and ambulance sirens in distance*
End Tape
Ara: And he is still in a coma.
Tea: But that was a year ago!
Ara: My point.
Everyone: *Slowly backs away from Tea*
Ara: OHKAY! On to the next tape I believe.
Y.Ara: Why so soon aibou?
Ara: Cause I don't feel like talking.
Y.Ara: *Sweatdrop* I see.
Ara: This ones about Ryou, brought in by Bakura.
Bakura: YES!
Ryou: NO!
Ara: MAYBE!
Everyone: *Sweatdrops*
Ara: Here we go! *Puts in tape*
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Tape 5: Not So Much Fun In The Shower
Scene: Bakura has a camcorder and he is in the wash room, cakiling evilly. He had a dye container in one hand and the shampoo bottle in the other.
Bakura: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Pours dye into shampoo container and puts it back on the shower hanger thingy* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ryou won't know what hit him.
*Five minutes later*
Ryou: *Goes in bathroom and takes a shower*
Bakura: *Laughs evilly*
*One minute later*
Ryou: *Girly scream* BAKURA!
Bakura: *Grabs CC from table and dashes to washroom door*
Ryou: *Comes out with towel around his waist, his hair died a NEON green colour* Bakura I'm going to kill you!
Bakura: *Laughs evilly* Don't worry Ryou. It'll come out in about two weeks!
Ryou: *Eyes widened* TWO WEEKS!!!!!! BAKURA DIE!!!!! *Chashes Bakura with a toilet brush*
Bakura: AHHHH THE TOILET EXTERMINATOR GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!! *Does a girly scream*
End Tape
Yugi: Is that why you were away from school fr two weeks?
Ryou: *Nods*
Joey: THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!
Tristan: Better then Kaibas.
Kaiba: Better then yours Tristan.
Tristan: *Shuts up*
Tea: That was not X.X *Got hit by Mr. Clubby*
Ara: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mokuba: So much violence......
Ara: SO? *Gives candy to Mokuba*
Mokuba: What so? *Eats candy* What violence?
Ara: *Pets Mokys head* Good Moky. More candy for you.
Moky: YEAH!
Kaiba: Hey I do not want a sugar high brother.
Ara: So?
Yami: TOMB ROBBER SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL! TOMB ROBBER SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL! TOMB ROBBER SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL! TOMB ROBBER SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL! *And on and on times a few thousand*
Bakura: Grrrrrr! DIE PHARAOH!!!!!!!
Ara: STOP! *Whacks Bakura with Mr. Clubby*
Bakura: X.X
Ara: YEA for me and Yami. Here Yami! *Gives Yami and Yugi candy*
Yami: YEAH! *Eats candy*
Yugi: But I didn't do anything! *Eats candy anyway*
Ara: You get candy when Yami gets candy.
Yugi: But what about when he does the disclaimer?
Ara: Oh yeah! Here ya go! *Gives him more candy*
Yugi: YEA!
Joey: Question, how come no one is sugar high?
Ara: Don't know. Don't feel like typing everybody sugar high.
Y.Ara: Fine, on with the next tape, we've delayed enough.
Ara: No we haven't!
Y.Ara: It's been a page and a bit aibou.
Ara: Point being what now?
Y.Ara: FINE DELAY ALL YOU WANT!
Ara: *Looks sad* Sowwie yami. *Hugs Y.Ara* We dosees next tapeie now.
Joey: PLEASE MORE DELAY!!!!!!
Everyone: NO!
Ara: YEA! *Puts in tape*
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Tape 6: The Dream Talker Scene: Joey walking around town doing nothing.
Joey: *Does nothing*
Ara: *Walks up to Joey in disguise* Hello person, would you like to try this expreament?
Joey: What exprement Ara?
Ara: I am not this 'Ara' you speak of I am someone else!
Joey: Who else says 'Hello person'
Ara: Grrrrr. *Knocks Joey out with Sleep Spray and drags him to a science table* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now we will see what he dreams of! *Puts a metal thing on his head and stares at a TV screen*
In Dream TV vision: *Joey prancing along in a field chasing a butterfly* YEA! *Butterfly disappears and turns into a chocolate bar, he grabs it and eats it* Yum! *Scene changes into a gingerbread village and he is now eating everything in sight* Mmmmmm, gingerbread.....Mmmmmmmm, icing....Mmmmmm, sprinkles.....Mmmmmm, candy cane.*And so on and so forth**Scene changes and he is back in the field chasing a gigantic pizza flapping like a butterfly* HEY GIGANTIC PIZZA!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!
Ara: Well, that was interesting. WAKEY WAKEY JOEY!! *Uses Unsleep spray on Joey and he wakes up*
Joey: NO! My pizza! *Cries*
End Tape
Kaiba: Only mutts sleep with dreams like that. Joey: KAIBA!!!
Ara: Here Joey. *Gives Joey Mr. Clubby*
Joey: *Grins evilly and chases Kaiba* DIE YOU RICH BOY!!!
Y.Ara: Does every chapter have to end with someone being chased?
Ara: SURE ^_^
Yami: Who are the next people Ara?
Ara: Uh........How about the reviewers decide because I'm stumped.
Y.Ara: That means major reading and reviewing people.
Ara: Yup! See ya next time and vote for the rest of the people for victims!
Ara: Yeah! Wesa backos!
Y.Ara: Uh huh. You know aibou you sound like Jar Jar binks sometimes like that you know.
Ara: Point being what now?
Y.Ara: *Shakes Head* Never mind. Just get on with the fic.
Ara: OHKAY! Yami, care to do the honors?
Yami: *Is wondering why he was still here* Uh okay. Ara and her yami do not own Yugioh. Thank Ra!
Ara: *Glares* Don't start that again Yami.
Yami: Eep
Y.Ara: And thanks to the reviewers. And from saving us from the terrible people of doom.
Ara: YUP! Here ya go! CANDY FOR ALL *Gives reviewers candy*
Yami: Where does she get all that candy?
Y.Ara: Her autouress powers give her unlimited candy.
Yami: *Smiles* SWEET!
Ara: What ya want some Yami? Here ya go! *Hands Yami candy* And on with the fic! ^_^
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Scene: Tea, Ryou, Tristan and Joey are all um, not awake. Thanxs to Bread 'N' Butter and WildAnimeMoon (Who have lotsa candy *winkwinkREVIEWnugdenugde*) Everyone else are helping themsevles with candy, and other thingies.
Ara: AWRIGHTIOMASA! Wake up and sit down everybodies. *No one listens* HELLO! *Still nothing* FRUIT BOWL COOKIE!!!!!
Everyone: *Awake and sit down....also sweatdrop*
Ara: Shank you. Now new tapes for watching. *Grins evilly* But first a quote.
Everyone: Quote? Ara: Yup, ya have ta learn somethin beside good blackmail material. *Ahem* Half of the world are idiots, and the other half is smart ehough to take advantage of them.
Everyone: *Silence*
Bakura: Wait, when did you turn smart?
Ara: When I feel like it person, don't make me take out Mr. Clubby!
Everyone: O.o Mr. Clubby?!
Ara: *Brings out club from nowhere* Yeah, Mr. Clubby, got a problem wit that peeples?
Tea: *Whispers to Yami* She's absoulutly crazy. I bet she never has any friends.
Ara: *Hears* DONT'T TALK TO YAMI LIKE THAT!!!!!! DEMON! *Bashes Tea on head with Mr. Clubby* I do have friends thank you very much, I'm surprised you do.
Tea: X.x x.X X.x
Ara: Now since she so gladly volunteered, she'll be first!
Tea: NO!
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Tape 4: The Dance Of DOOM!!!!!
Scene: (Yeah I'm going to do these stupid things for whatever reason you guys come up with) A dance studio where Tea is practicing and warming up for a duet.
Judge person: Tea Gardner and Partner.
Tea: Yeah! *Grabs Partner and goes onto stage* Ok let's go! *Starts dancing with Partner*
Music: *Plays*
Tea: *Dances and accidentily elbows Partners gut* *Whispers* Opps sorry *Keeps dancing until kicks Partner in shin* Opps *Keeps dancing until whacks Partner in the head* Sorry *Keeps dancing until Kicking him where the sun don't shine*
Partner: *Collaspes on floor*
Tea: *Trips on him and her butt lands on his chest, her legs get his nose and eyes while her arm gives him a charlie horse (I do that to my dad alot Soooooooo fun^_^) Oh good golly gosh! What have I done, oh I'm so sorry! Let me help you! *Tries to lift him by the neck butt losese grip and Partner falls off stage* Oh dear.........
*Hears police and ambulance sirens in distance*
End Tape
Ara: And he is still in a coma.
Tea: But that was a year ago!
Ara: My point.
Everyone: *Slowly backs away from Tea*
Ara: OHKAY! On to the next tape I believe.
Y.Ara: Why so soon aibou?
Ara: Cause I don't feel like talking.
Y.Ara: *Sweatdrop* I see.
Ara: This ones about Ryou, brought in by Bakura.
Bakura: YES!
Ryou: NO!
Ara: MAYBE!
Everyone: *Sweatdrops*
Ara: Here we go! *Puts in tape*
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Tape 5: Not So Much Fun In The Shower
Scene: Bakura has a camcorder and he is in the wash room, cakiling evilly. He had a dye container in one hand and the shampoo bottle in the other.
Bakura: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! *Pours dye into shampoo container and puts it back on the shower hanger thingy* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Ryou won't know what hit him.
*Five minutes later*
Ryou: *Goes in bathroom and takes a shower*
Bakura: *Laughs evilly*
*One minute later*
Ryou: *Girly scream* BAKURA!
Bakura: *Grabs CC from table and dashes to washroom door*
Ryou: *Comes out with towel around his waist, his hair died a NEON green colour* Bakura I'm going to kill you!
Bakura: *Laughs evilly* Don't worry Ryou. It'll come out in about two weeks!
Ryou: *Eyes widened* TWO WEEKS!!!!!! BAKURA DIE!!!!! *Chashes Bakura with a toilet brush*
Bakura: AHHHH THE TOILET EXTERMINATOR GET IT AWAY!!!!!!!!!! *Does a girly scream*
End Tape
Yugi: Is that why you were away from school fr two weeks?
Ryou: *Nods*
Joey: THAT'S THE FUNNIEST THING EVER!!!
Tristan: Better then Kaibas.
Kaiba: Better then yours Tristan.
Tristan: *Shuts up*
Tea: That was not X.X *Got hit by Mr. Clubby*
Ara: MUHAHAHAHAHA!!
Mokuba: So much violence......
Ara: SO? *Gives candy to Mokuba*
Mokuba: What so? *Eats candy* What violence?
Ara: *Pets Mokys head* Good Moky. More candy for you.
Moky: YEAH!
Kaiba: Hey I do not want a sugar high brother.
Ara: So?
Yami: TOMB ROBBER SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL! TOMB ROBBER SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL! TOMB ROBBER SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL! TOMB ROBBER SCREAMS LIKE A GIRL! *And on and on times a few thousand*
Bakura: Grrrrrr! DIE PHARAOH!!!!!!!
Ara: STOP! *Whacks Bakura with Mr. Clubby*
Bakura: X.X
Ara: YEA for me and Yami. Here Yami! *Gives Yami and Yugi candy*
Yami: YEAH! *Eats candy*
Yugi: But I didn't do anything! *Eats candy anyway*
Ara: You get candy when Yami gets candy.
Yugi: But what about when he does the disclaimer?
Ara: Oh yeah! Here ya go! *Gives him more candy*
Yugi: YEA!
Joey: Question, how come no one is sugar high?
Ara: Don't know. Don't feel like typing everybody sugar high.
Y.Ara: Fine, on with the next tape, we've delayed enough.
Ara: No we haven't!
Y.Ara: It's been a page and a bit aibou.
Ara: Point being what now?
Y.Ara: FINE DELAY ALL YOU WANT!
Ara: *Looks sad* Sowwie yami. *Hugs Y.Ara* We dosees next tapeie now.
Joey: PLEASE MORE DELAY!!!!!!
Everyone: NO!
Ara: YEA! *Puts in tape*
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Tape 6: The Dream Talker Scene: Joey walking around town doing nothing.
Joey: *Does nothing*
Ara: *Walks up to Joey in disguise* Hello person, would you like to try this expreament?
Joey: What exprement Ara?
Ara: I am not this 'Ara' you speak of I am someone else!
Joey: Who else says 'Hello person'
Ara: Grrrrr. *Knocks Joey out with Sleep Spray and drags him to a science table* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Now we will see what he dreams of! *Puts a metal thing on his head and stares at a TV screen*
In Dream TV vision: *Joey prancing along in a field chasing a butterfly* YEA! *Butterfly disappears and turns into a chocolate bar, he grabs it and eats it* Yum! *Scene changes into a gingerbread village and he is now eating everything in sight* Mmmmmm, gingerbread.....Mmmmmmmm, icing....Mmmmmm, sprinkles.....Mmmmmm, candy cane.*And so on and so forth**Scene changes and he is back in the field chasing a gigantic pizza flapping like a butterfly* HEY GIGANTIC PIZZA!!!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!
Ara: Well, that was interesting. WAKEY WAKEY JOEY!! *Uses Unsleep spray on Joey and he wakes up*
Joey: NO! My pizza! *Cries*
End Tape
Kaiba: Only mutts sleep with dreams like that. Joey: KAIBA!!!
Ara: Here Joey. *Gives Joey Mr. Clubby*
Joey: *Grins evilly and chases Kaiba* DIE YOU RICH BOY!!!
Y.Ara: Does every chapter have to end with someone being chased?
Ara: SURE ^_^
Yami: Who are the next people Ara?
Ara: Uh........How about the reviewers decide because I'm stumped.
Y.Ara: That means major reading and reviewing people.
Ara: Yup! See ya next time and vote for the rest of the people for victims!