A Fun Yu-Gi-Oh! Fic
Ara: So late we update yes?
Y.Ara: Yeah, but thank you to those who put up suggestions.
Ara: And! We will be doing Malik, Isis, and Yugi!
Yami: DO NOT DARE HURT YUGI!
Ara: EEP! Thinks What a sec, you sent in the tape!
Yami: -- No one is suppose to know that Ara.
Ara: OH YEAH! Duh! No must tell Yugi that, or Yami in biggies troubles...Oh and um, the yamis will be in one chapter. You know, Yami Malik, Yami Bakura, and um...the other yami...
Yami: ME YOU BAKA!
Ara: STOP YELLING AT ME!
Yami: STOP YELLING AT ME FOR YELLING AT YOU!
Ara: STOP YELLING AT ME FOR YELLING AT YOU FOR YELLING AT ME!
Y.Ara: STOP THE BOTH OF YOU!
Ara&Yami: Nod very fast Okay.
Ara: ANYWHOSA! Yami will be with the yami chapter. My yami won't be though, because we only do three tapes per chappie, which is more then enough to satisfy everyone's craziness stuff. And I love to delay Yamis fate, it is too fun! Yami, disclaimer. Or no candy.
Yami: Sighs Fine, Ara and Yami Ara do not own Yugioh. Which means I still have some freedom in this fic...
Ara: Happily WRONGIES! Chases him
Yami: HALP! Runs for life
Y.Ara: I don't think they'll ever grow up...
Ara: Hold still Yami! On with Ficci!
Scene: Joey is still chasing Kaiba with Mr. Clubby, and the others are sweatdropping.
Joey: GET BACK HERE KAIBA SO I CAN BEAT YA AT SOMETHING!
Kaiba: HELP SOMEONE!
Ara: Thinks Nah! Joey, can I have Mr. Clubby back?
Joey: NOOOOOOOO!
Ara: Jeez, touching person. Well only one thing to do. Makes a mallet come out of nowhere You are now Malley!
Everyone: Sweatdrop
Y.Ara: You could just of used your powers to get it back you know.
Ara: But this one is more hurtful then Mr. Clubby.
Y.Ara: Sighs and looks at sky Why me?
Bakura: Actually, it is a known fact that almost every hikari is hyper and very weird while the yamis are very, uh, non-hyper.
Yami: Nods head We're just psychopaths.
Y.Ara: I see...
Ara: OHKAY! Everyone stop.
Everyone: Stops
Ara: This chapter we have two special guest for torturing. Please welcome...Malik and Isis Ishtar! Both appear out of the blue
Isis: Where are we?
Malik: I don't know...
Ara: Welcome peeps! You two have been invited here to show your most embarrassing moments. So just sit down and relax.
Isis+Malik: WHAT!
Ara: Ignores them First up...MALIK!
Malik: Huh? Why me?
Ara: 'Cause I like you least.
Malik: Oh...Feels sad
Ara: Sowwie. Here candy! Gives Malik candy
Malik: Yeah! Takes candy
Ara: Puts in tape
Tape 7: The Vegetables of Malik's World
Scene: Malik is at his house at the dinner table, eating his steak. Isis comes in.
Isis: Malik, why do you have to eat meat raw may I ask?
Malik: Because the millennium rod told me so.
Isis: O.o
Malik: Eats more raw steak
Isis: Aren't you going to have vegetables with that at least?
Malik: o.o What those?
Isis: Sighs You can not be serious. Here, you'll like these. Gives him broccoli
Malik: Ooooooooo. Pwettie green. Says to broccoli YOU WILL BE MY SLAVE!
Isis: Slaps head . No brother, you eat it.
Malik: Stares at broccoli, until he accidentally flips it and it lands on his face AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! SLAVE I ORDER YOU TO DESIST! STOP! Runs, but broccoli is stuck in his hair and seeing view GETITOFFGETITOFF! SISTER! Trips and falls on his face, squashing the broccoli in his face X.x
Isis: Sighs and leaves
FIVEMINUTESLATER (Wow, this looks coolies, should do it more often)
Malik: Wakes up Oh, it was a dream, thank Ra! Goes to washroom and looks in mirror to notice green broccoli on his face AHHHHH! MY SLAVE IS STILL ALIVE AND WANTS REVENGE! Faints
End Tape
Everyone: O.o
Ara: Wow, you and Tristan would be great friends.
Tristan: Nah, he killed his slave, I on the other hand LOVE my master. Brings the Ra forsaken brick from nowhere That's right I do Starts talking baby talk to the brick
Everyone: O.o
Yugi: Tristan, do you bring that thing everywhere?
Tristan: Doesn't listen Yes you are! You're the cutest!
Everyone: O.o
Ryou: I think mine was the least embarrassing.
Yami: Why did you say that?
Ryou: I haven't said anything in a while.
Moky: Nether have I and you don't see me complaining.
Yugi: That's because you're hiding from Ara so she doesn't choose you next.
Ara: I wouldn't do that to sweet Moky at all Hugs Moky n.n
Moky:
Kaiba: Angry HEY!
Ara+Moky: What?
Kaiba: Uh...can we get back to the plot?
Ara: But there is no plot.
Kaiba: But...
Ara: Nope, ploties are for people who like YMMIF.
Everyone: O.o
Malik: FEEL THE POWER OF THE ROD! Points it at Ara
Y.Ara: That was random...
Ara: MALLEY! Brings Malley
Joey: And so was that...
Yugi: Well, this is going to be interesting.
Bakura: PLACE YOUR BETS PEOPLE!
Joey: GO ARA! Swings Mr. Clubby in the air Kick his butt!
Ara: GIVE ME BACK MR. CLUBBY!
Joey: No!
Ara: Why not?
Joey: 'Cause you got Malley!
Ara: Oh yeah...
Isis: Go MALIK!
Yami: That was also pretty random.
Isis: Well, someone has to root for him. And besides, Joey said 'Go Ara', I have to keep the balance.
Yami: I see. Mutters Weirdo...
Tea: This is wrong, you can't fight Gets hit by Malley and by the mill rod AH! X.x
Malik+Ara: Whew.
Y.Ara: I think we should go to the next tape...
Ara: OKAY! Hits Malik with Malley and walks over to the TV Let's see...OOOOO! The Rebecca episode. Let's watch it!
Everyone: NOOOOO!
Ara: Puts in recorded tape
(This is the Rebecca episode, where she just summoned the Shadow Ghoul)
Rebecca: Hehehehehehehehehehe! Now every monsters that's in my graveyard will give it an extra 100 attack points. Right Teddy?
Joey: How many monsters are in her graveyard?
Tristan: I think, it's 11
Joey. Let's see...Uses fingers to count 100...200...300...400...
Tea: --u 1100
ENDEPISODE (Coolies, ne?)
Joey: How random can you get Ara?
Ara: Very. Why do you think I said 'Fruit bowl cookie' to get your attention last chapter? I made it myself!
Everyone: O.o
Ara: WOAH! We've done six pages without even going to the second tape! YEAH! Does a little dance ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' ) ( '-' )
Everyone: O.o o.O O.o o.O o.O
Y.Ara: Alrighty then. Next tape is of Yugi.
Yugi: WHA! Who sent that!
Ara: Grins evilly It was...someone I can not remember.
Yugi: Yami?
Ara: Maybe. I donna who it is.
Yugi: Was it Yami?
Ara: Shrugs
Yami: Twitches
Y.Ara: On with the tape. Puts in tape
Yugi: It was you wasn't it Yami?
Tape 8: Super Samurai Yugi
Scene: Yugi is in the living room watching TV and eating disguised sugar that Bakura gave him.
TV person: And now back to Samurai Jack!
Yugi: YEAH! Is wearing a Samurai Jack costume AKU WILL PERISH! Swings a cardboard sword wrapped around with tin foil at the coffee table making it dent
HALFHOURLATER
Yugi: AWRIGHT! I will go back to my time, find Aku and destroy him. ThenI can finally end my quest!
Yami: Enters and notices Yugi in the costume Aibou, what are you doing?
Yugi: Looks at Yami and thinks it's Aku(The bad guy) AHHHH! AKU! DIE! Swings his 'sword' at Yami
Yami: GAH! Ducks What in Ra's name are you doing!
Yugi: I will have my revenge Aku for you destroying my village and sending me into this time!
Yami: O.o Aibou what are you talking about? Gets hit by the 'sword' in the arm Aibou quit it.
Yugi: Nothing you say will help you now Aku! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yami: Who gave you sugar this time?
Yugi: DIE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Hits Yami again
Yami: AIBOU STOP! NOW!
Yugi: NEVER! NOT UNTIL YOU SEND ME BACK TO MY OWN TIME AND YOU LET ME KILL YOU!
Yami: Sighs Fine, have it your way. Whacks Yugi on the head, knocking him out That should do it. Leaves
ENDTAPE
Everyone: O.o
Ara: Wait a sec, you said you did the tape and you weren't even holding the damn thing.
Yugi: YAMI!
Yami: Heh heh. At least it wasn't like Kaibas, aibou.
Yugi: Grabs Malley from Ara and starts chasing Yami around YAMI YOU ARE SOOO DEAD!
Yami: BUT I'M ALREADY!
Yugi: YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO COME BACK WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU!
Yami: HALP!
Ara: HEY! It's not the end of the chapter yet.
Yugi: Stops It isn't?
Ara: Nope, only when it is at the end may you chase him. Now give me back Malley.
Yugi: Oh...NO!
Ara: YEAH OR NO CANDY!
Yugi: Gulps and hands over Malley
Yami: Whew, thanks Ara.
Kaiba: I can't believe you like that show Yugi.
Yugi: Grrrrrrr...
Moky: Even I hate that show.
Yugi: It's a very good show, it has great character development.
Ara: Yeah so bleah!
Kaiba: You watch it too?
Ara: Who doesn't? Everyone raises hands except Yugi and her I see...ANYWHOSA! Mesa forgoties to say something smart or something at the beginnings, so everybody listen! Ahem The first row of letters on the keyboard can spell typewriter without moving to another row. Neat huh?
Ryou: Really?
Ara: Yup. The longest word on the row of keyboard.
Yugi: And how did you find this out?
Ara: It was on some sheet of did you know thingies. Actually, you can only rip a normal size paper seven times?
Yami: No...Tries it on script
Ara: At least I think it's seven...I read that thing only last year.
Bakura: Then shouldn't you remember it?
Ara: No. My memory storage facility is very small and holds, uh, 40 Yugioh 30 Pokemon 20 Anime others 8 Music 1.5 Memories of years and .5 School.
Kaiba: And what grade are you in?
Ara: Ten.
Everyone: Fall down with sweatdrops
Ara: Clueless What?
Y.Ara: This is what I have to deal with...
Joey: And how can you stand her?
Y.Ara: Usually I just ignore her...
Ara: What? You no likies mesa? Gets teary eyed
Y.Ara: No...
Ara: Oh, okay, if you say so. But wesa haveties to get on with next tapeies of Isis!
Isis: I thought she would have forgotten about that...
Ara: Nope. So here we go! Puts in tape
Tape 9: The Inner Isis
Malik: Bye sister, we'll be back from the store in a hour or so.
Isis: Take your time Malik.
Malik+Odion: Leave
Isis: YEAH they're GONE! Runs up in her room and opens the closet door to a whole pink hearted Barbie infested room It's time for my Barbies to get married to the Trollz! YEAH! Grabs one from each thing and puts them in this fake altar thingamajig and starts making them get married I now pronounce you Troll and wife you may kiss the Barbie!
Troll(In Isis'lower voice): But I don't wanna.
Isis: Yes you will or else your body will end up in sand and your head in the toilet. So you'd be dry and refreshed.
Barbie(In Isis' higher voice): I want a divorce, you've been seeing Gwen haven't you?
Troll: Of course I have, she has both her arms. And has proper clothing!
Barbie: What's wrong with my bikini?
Troll: AND your tattoo!
Barbie: I was made like this so face it!
Isis: Looks at Troll Now now Mr. Muffins you must kiss Barbielikeme!
Troll: Flings self towards Isis' face and tries to suffocate her NEVER! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA! Gags and ties Isis and Barbielikeme and supposedly flies out the window
Malik: Enters room sees Isis and Barbie gagged and tied Uh-huh Leaves Now what is Odion screaming about a blue bird trying to kill him...
End Tape
Everyone: Blink, sweatdrop, back away, blink, O.o a few times, blink
Ryou: Isn't she the mature one?
Bakura: And Kaiba doesn't sing Barney.
Yugi: And Tristan doesn't carry a brick around.
Tristan: Still oblivious and jibberish
Ara: ...Man, things are better seen twenty times.
YA, YY, YB: Shake heads They're all crazy.
Ara: Ponders You know what? I think it's time that the yamis get some laughs. If you guys want to see either my Yami or Yami Malik vote. Bakura and Yami are definte.
Y.Ara: Since when do you have dirt on me?
Ara: Since you came into my head and did that thing that...
Y.Ara: Blushes Ahem, no aibou, you can't, you wouldn't...you didn't even have a camcorder back then!
Ara: Or did I ponder ponder
Everyone: Blink
Yami: What do you mean that I'm next?
Ara: Cause I have no one else to go on yet silly. You'll be first.
Bakura: Why does he get to be first? I wanna be first!
Ara: Okay! Jots down Bakura first for torture.
Bakura: O.O Oops. Damn.
Ara: And besides, Yami'll probably be too busy during the first part.
Yami: Oh?
Yugi: Yup! Cause I figured out that right now is the end of the show so that means Grabs Malley DIE YAMI!
Yami: Not this again...Starts running
Ara: YEAH! Minna, gomen nasai. Bows I've had Writers block for the past, um, year, and I've been slightly, er, busy with, uh, school...that's it. So if you could possible still review even though I've been neglecting you? Puppy eyes Arigatou if you do and see you next time for more then one YAMI TORTURE!