Have you ever wondered what would happen if you were to put Kyo in charge of something, say, the intire United States? Well, this fanfict is going to be just about that, which is why it's titled, if Kyo were President. I'm going to write this in a skript form, because it's much easier to write that way. Enjoy and review!

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(Kyo, Yuki, and Toru are all siting in the front room, watching televison, when the door bell rings.)

Toru: (jumps up) I'll get it. (runs to the door, and opens it.)

dudeinblack1: Hello Miss, is this where Kyo Sohma resides?

Toru: (blinks) Um... yes. Are you a friend of his?

dudeinblack2: We are not friends of his. We are from the FBI, and we've come for him.

Toru: (realizing this could be bad for Kyo) I won't let you take him!

Yuki: (Comes up behind Toru) Don't worry Toru, we don't even know if Kyo's in trouble yet.

Kyo: (Also comes to the front door) What the hell is going on here?

dudeinblack1: Are you Kyo Sohma?

Kyo: (scowls) Yeah, what's it to you?

dudeinblack2: We've come to inform you that you are now the United States president.

Kyo: (blinks) What the fuck are you talking about? (suddenly realises that a president gets a lot of power over a country) Oh, you're putting me in charge of America?

dudeinblack1: Yes, basically.

Kyo: (an evil grin suddenly spreads across his face)

Yuki: (wispers to Toru) I'm not sure I'd trust him to run a country...

Kyo: (hears Yuki) You damn rat! How dare you contradict my intellegence?!? (lunges for Yuki, but his held back by the dudesinblack) Grrr! Leme go! (squirms and kicks, but can't wrestle out of their hold on him)

dudeinblack2: Sir, you cannot fight with others like so when you are president.

Kyo: (still squirming) The hell I can't!

Shigure: (appears behind Toru and Yuki) Don't you have to be 35 and a citizen of the U.S to become president?

Kyo: (hisses) Shut up you dumb dog. I get to rule a country. Mwahhahaha!

dudeinblack1: Come along then Mr. Presidedent, you've got offical duties to take care of.

Yuki: You can keep him for as long as you need to.

Kyo: (grumbles) I don't plan on comming back anyways!

(the two dudesinblack who are actually secret service men then take Kyo away to his own private jet, and in a matter of minutes, he's in the U.S., sitting in the Oval Office)

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That's it for Chapter one folks. This is my first Fruits Basket FF, so be kind! And review! I need ideas for what Kyo will do once his duties begin!