"Is that you, girls?" said E.T from out of nowhere. They looked around, but saw no trace of him.

"Where are you?" said Ariel to no one in particular. Christ kept looking around, and finally gave up and plopped back down on the tiny bed.

"OH MY GOD! You guys are in the TV! How did you get in there?"

"To hell if I know!" Ariel exclaimed. "Do you have any clue?"

"No." E.T replied, "When the lights came back on you were gone, then I saw you on the TV..."

"And why didn't you come too?" Christi wanted to know. "You're missing all of the fun!"

"You're in a video game with no idea how you got there or how to get out." E.T pointed out, "How is that fun?"

"Well, for starters Link and his hotness is here...and that's all I need!" Yelled Christi to the ceiling. "I even bet Ariel is having loads of fun!"

"Well, she is right..." said Ariel, smiling to herself.

"There you guys go again! Ganging up on me! It's dangerous there ya know!" E.T retorted.

"SCREW YOU! I'm not going back until I get to see a hot Link, and that's final!" Christi yelled at the ceiling again. She folded her arms and glared at the floor.

"Don't you turn away from me little monster! Get back here now!"

"NO!"

"Wait, E.T. you can see us?" Yelled Ariel.

"Yeah, I can see you. And just so you know, people have been staring at you." He told them.

"What, why?" Ariel asked, embarrassed.

"Jeans and punk clothes aren't exactly normal in Link's time, you know."

"Well, damn." Ariel cursed. Why didn't they notice it earlier? "Where are we supposed to get clothes that fit in?"

Christi was raiding Link's closet as an answer, "This is the best chance we have." She said, pulling out two tunics, one a light green color and another that was blue.

"Christi! Those are Links clothes!" Ariel protested, grabbing the blue one. She took a look at it and smiled. "They are stylish though."

"Woohoo! We're gonna wear Link's clothes around Hyrule! This is the best day of my life!" chimed Christi. "Hey! E.T, turn off the TV! This is no peep show! Here Ariel, there's a closet right over there. Go change."

"I can't believe you two! You're stealing his clothes! Ugh!" E.T was clearly freaking out.

"Now shoo you! Turn off the TV!" yelled Ariel from the little closet.

"Fine, you two have 15 minutes before I turn the TV back on, though. If you're not done by then, it's on you." E.T laughed.

"ET!" The girls said at the same time.

"I was just kidding you know..." E.T told them, as he turned off the TV.

Ten minutes later the girls had finished changing. "How do I look?" Ariel said, walking back and forth.

"Good," Christi complimented, "And me?" She did a little spin on her heels for effect.

"WAAAAAAAAAYY happy." Ariel laughed.

"Heehee. You ain't seen nothin'' yet! Wait 'til older Link comes into the picture." She gave a little wink and sat back down on the bed.

"Man, that E.T sure is protective." said Ariel, sitting on one of Link's little chairs. "Can't he be happy for us? We both love this game, but does he have to ruin it?" She sighed.

"He's always like that. Even back at school!" Christi sighed too and grabbed Link's little pillow and chucked it at Ariel.

They played catch while talking to pass the time until Link got back.

"Hey! What are you doing in my house?" yelped Link when he walked into the room.

"LINK!" yelled Christi as she jumped up, happy to see him.

"What are you doing here?" Link repeated. "And how do you know who I am?"

"We came to help you on your quest." Ariel answered calmly.

"Yeah," Christi played along, "The goddesses sent us here to guide you... And we won't be as annoying as Navi over there."

Ariel giggled, "Yeah, but she's going to annoy you for a long time still."

"How are you going to him me? You two don't even have weapons and..." Link noticed, "YOU'RE WEARING MY CLOTHES!"

"No we aren't." Ariel lied.

"They just look like yours."

"B-But-"

"No buts. We're here to help and that's final!" Said Christi kneeling down to Links level. She gave him a cute smile and grabbed his hand. "Now come on! First stop is...what was it Ariel?"

"Hmm... well, first we-I mean Link will get the ocarina-" Stated Ariel.

"Then to see the Princess!" Christi interrupted.

She dragged a now blushing Link outside. "Come on Ariel!"

"I'm right behind you!"

They climbed down the ladder and headed for the exit of Kokiri Village. Saria met them at the bridge just outside of the village, "Oh, you're leaving aren't you, Link? I always knew that you would leave some day, because you aren't like my friends and I..." She smiled sadly, "I want you to have this... to remember me." She dug into her pocket and pulled out a small ocarina- the same one that she was playing when Christi and Ariel met her.

Link nodded, as he took the ocarina, "I don't need this to remember you. I won't ever forget you, Saria."

"You should go." Saria looked as if she was going to cry.

"Come on Christi, let's give 'em some alone time..."Ariel whispered to Christi. She didn't want leave Link behind, but she knew she had to.

"Okies," She stated sadly,"But I better not come back with them all lovey-dovey. Saria is cute and all, but I swear I'll-"

"Yeah, yeah. We all know. You'll kill her." Ariel whispered back.

They came back a couple minutes to check up Link and found him leaning on the rope of the bridge, looking half asleep. "Link! Hi there! You all done?" Ariel asked with a smile.

Link nodded, "Let's go."

"Thank the goddesses," Navi sighed, "Enough time has been wasted as it is."

Christi swatted at the fairy, "Shut it. We have plenty of time."

"We should hurry and get to Hyrule Castle Town, though." Ariel told them, "Unless we want to spend the night out in the cold with the wolves." And with that they moved on, and made it to the town just before nightfall.

"Wow." Link said, looking around the town.

"Wow is right! Look at all the food and bars!" said Christi running over to a stand that had Cuccos roasting on a grill.

"Christi, don't you think we should check into an inn before we do anything else?" said Ariel dragging her back over to Link who was looking for any signs that read Vacancy.

"Hey! There's one!" said Christi pointing to a large yellow building.

They walked inside and sat down as Link went up to the clerk and asked for the room.

"Yay! We're gonna be sharing a room with the future Hero of Time!" sang Christi. She had a big grin on her face and looked as if she were about to burst with happiness.

"Yeah, we are." Ariel answered, then glared at Christi, "Don't get any ideas. We don't want another Michael Jackson." The serious tone of her voice was betrayed by her following laughter.

"Not. Funny." Christi told her, as she walked into the room that they'd be staying in for the night. "At least it's not a cramped space."

"I'm going to go get us some food." Ariel told them, "Link, what would you like?" She asked the young boy who was climbing into bed tiredly.

"Anything's fine with me." He yawned.

"I'll be right back then!" She left the room.

Christi watched as Ariel left the room then plopped back onto the other bed. She stared at the ceiling for a minute then got up and stared out the window. She tried to see if she if she could find Ariel, but was interrupted by the sound of Link's voice.

"What's you name again?" He said sleepily. Both his eyes were shut, but he was still awake.

"Oh! I'm Christian, but most of my friends call me Christi. It's shorter." She explained.

"I'm Link. Of course you already knew that." he said.

"Yes I-"

"Oh no! Now you're sharing a room with him? Tsk tsk, I thought you knew better Christi."

" Shut up E.T." said Christi to the ceiling.

"Who's E.T?" Link asked curiously.

"Where's Ariel? You need supervision." E.T said, "Who knows what you're planning for poor, young, innocent Link."

"She went to go get food, jerk-off." Christi snapped, "Try saying that junk again and I'll beat you when I get home."

"Speaking of which...have you even bothered trying to find a way back? Or do you intend to live in the game forever?"

"We'll be home when we get there. It's fun here, and I'm going to enjoy it while it lasts."

"Who are you talking to?" Link questioned, looking around.

"You mean you can't hear him?" Christi asked, and Link looked at her as if she were crazy.

"Ugh...E.T you'll pay for this. Now he thinks I'm some sort of psycho! I'll kill yah!"

"No wonder. You're all yelling at nothin'. Haha! This is better than The Millionaire!"

"I'll just ignore you. Hmph." Christi crossed her arms and sat on the bed glaring at the pillows.

"Wait, why are you ignoring me? I didn't even do anything." said Link, now with one eye open.

"No, not you! I'm not mad at you. I'm mad at the midget!"

"HEY!"