Okay, let's go. Now. Right now. I'm just writing anything that comes into my mind. Because I can and it's fun NNNNNOOOOOO! Cheese man is here! Why said the spider! I think this is about Harry Potter, but I'm not sure!
Funderful!
Harry Potter was licking his hand one day.
Ron said "I need to pee." He said. That line was fun. Fun. Fun. Fun. Oh yes, it was fun. Did you hear me? I don't think you did! Oh yes, I said it was fun. Fun like an ape.
"Wednesday sat down." said and exclaimed and asked Hermione as she spoke!. AND! A period!
Then Fred and George were there too. Cause we like them. And they're funaaaaaaeeeeiiiihhhggggg….
"Cheese patch." and then he left the room. Major brain damage was caused in the making of this PANTS.
In case of emergency shatter my corneas.
"Fly away little gator!" said George and then he died while attempting to hurt himself with a moss covered brick in the rain and then we all laughed because for some reason we laughed and it was fun, fun like an ape. And then he died again.
"Get out of my bathroom you sick…" he trailed off. Maybe it was George, ya just don't know! It could've been the cheese man! Or maybe it was me? Who do you think it was? I think it was this glass of ginger ale!
"If you guys don't stop seriously tweaking our characters we might have to MURDER YOU! No wait! That's not what I was going to say! You're putting words in my INTESTINES!" screamed no one in particular. Yes that's right! Because I am the author! And I have control over you for the time being!
"Hey! I am particular! I'm the most important friggin' character in the book! I'm Harr—" screamed, uh, MUNDUNGUS! Yeah…
"No I'm HARRY POTTER!" yelled and screamed and shrieked and farted and died, uh, pimp juice.
CANADA!
"I NEED SOME ASPIRIN SAID George after he killed Fred and went insane. Oh wait I got that wrong, oh well!"