Rating:PG-13 GENRE: Action/Romance/Humor ABOUT: Legend of Zelda

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Nintendo or Link's Legend of Zelda series.

Demented text may be in this story, nothing explicit, but still, the crazy may make you overly demented.

OMFG, my first Fanfic... I forget what a lemon is...

One day, in the land of nothing, or should I say in Hyrule, many people were jumping around for no absolute reason at all. But now to the story.

Link was riding on Epona, as for he was going to Hyrule Castle to see Zelda to tell her the he was cheating on her.

"Oi, hey Navi… and Tatl… do you guys think I'll be banished from Hyrule if I told Zelda this?" Link asked his two not so trustworthy yet trustworthy fairy things…

"It doesn't really matter, you can just move to Termina, I mean… you saved that place from a falling moon so they should probably accept you there," Tatl reminded Link.

"Oh yes, that is a hawt idea, then I'll go talk to the clone of Malon, I mean… I'll go talk to Creamia and become her boyfriend!" Link explained to himself but loudly…

Then, Navi, questioned at the name of Termina asked "Link, why have I not ever heard of this Termina of yours?"

"Cause… you ran away from me after I became a Deku Shrub because of Majora's Mask," said Link.

"Eh whatever… so you say that this Termina has clones of people?" Navi questioned..

After an annoying amount of questions from Navi, Tatl asked Link, "So uh… How did you save this Hyrule of yours then?"

Annoyed Link was, he screamed at their non-existent glowing faces, "YOU CRACK FACES, IT'S NIGHTTIME! I'LL NEVER GET TO HYRULE CASTLE WITHOUT BEING A RETARD!"

"Wha?" the two fairies said in confusion.

"Come on, lets just gooo" frustrated Link.

Meanwhile, at the castle, Zelda wouldn't have cared for Link anyways, as for she was already cheating on him, "Oh Vaati, you're hawt."

"Dang it, don't say that, it's retarded and a weird fetish," Vaati complained.

"I still don't understand, if you're suppose to be a minish, how come you're like… all normal sized?" Zelda asked Vaati.

"It depends, what are minish's?" Vaati joked… or should I say choked…

"DON'T PLAY WITH ME OR I'LL CHOKE YOU!" Zelda screamed in a very irritating high pitch.

"ZELDA, what is this EVIL mockery person who TURNED you to STONE doing HERE?" Link scolded.

"Wait… Link, it's NOT WHAT you THINK… I think… AND why did you YELL on certain WORDS!" Zelda barfed.

"Eww, what the hell? Why did you barf?" Link barfed.

"You oaisjdf did toblarghelbhalhrlh bhbl… You did too!" she nauseated

So then everyone lived happily long into the night, until, the new evil arose.

It was so hideous that no one could dare notify themselves, as for it threatened to use force to determine on the fact that winter was coming.

"Fee fi fum, I want some rum, give me, now. Seriously," said the evil. The evil, as we know as Ganon. He sniffed peoples flowers out of their yards, proving that he could find out a way to sniff out, the Triforce.

"Oh no, I have a feeling, someone is going to abuse Hyrule's power!" Link thought out loud.

"Damn, you don't have to yell, so loud," Zelda said.

"Well, then it wouldn't be a yell you fool," Link argued.

"Let's go see what is going on tonight," Zelda suggested.

"ZOMG, it's GANON," Link argued, "Wait… why did it just say I argued? I was not."

So then, they saw the evil, who was Ganon rampaging through town and around. He destroyed random buildings and found a way to get into the shrine, which held the great power, known as Hyrule.

"Wow, I found the great power, now I shall rule Hyrule and rule the world, after that, I'll destroy the world," Ganon said.

"I won't let you Ganon, as for I have, the Master Sword, and I can kill you with it, and uh, yeah, it's pretty strong, and for some reason, it only hurts evil. Although I can chop signs… their not that evil. I can't chop the ones that have an arrow for some reason, but I can chop the square ones. Mwahaahahahahahahahaha," Link ranted.

"Damn you Link, you're the reason, I nauseated when I was showering," He yelled.

"You can shower?" joked Link, "Oh wait, that wasn't suppose to be a joke."

So they had a fierce battle, where they fought and for some reason, after Ganon died, he had a second form, "Excellent! I have a second form! As for all final boss's have second forms! Except for uh… well,

Pokemon doesn't count."

Okay, this chapter was short, but I assure you, it'll be better next time or longer.