A/N: oo randomness that sprouted from my head 3 love it, hate it, dun really care not saying I welcome flames or anything tho... if you hate it, you can stop reading do us all a favor. Okay? Okay.
Disclaimer: er…don't own anything wait…no. I own Persephone.
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Chapter 1
Sirius Black leaned back in his chair, yawning slightly. 'History of magic. Pfft. What a useless load of crap.' He yawned again and grinned at his best friend next to him. 'Who cares about what happened years ago, they're all dead now anyways; now James, he's far more interesting for the moment.' Sirius raised an eyebrow and looked at his friend, who was currently waving his wand in his desk and mumbling a charm under his breath. Sirius smirked his signature cocky smirk, 'wonder what old prongs is up to now…' he was soon answered by a scream and several female voices screeching, "SPIDER!" the dark eyes shifted towards the front row, where a frantic Hufflepuff was currently running around with a giant spider that had manifested out of no where on her head. He joined his friend in laughter soon enough, both highly amused and pointedly ignoring the glares they could feel Remus shooting them from behind and Wormtail's mumblings.
"Nice trick Prongs, was it a creation or did you transmute a piece of paper?" Sirius asked later, walking out of the class room with the entire Marauder gang.
James Potter gave him a cocky smirk, much like Sirius's own, and replied, "now, if I told you that; it wouldn't be a secret anymore would it?" he asked.
"Aww common James! Tell us!" Wormtail begged and was joined by a dead pan voice,
"Yes James. Tell us." Sirius and James both twitched and turned around.
"Common Rem, you can't possibly be mad!" they chimed at the same time.
"Tell that to your now non-existent notes. Because of your disturbance I was only able to take one set of notes this class." Remus smiled innocently.
"REMMMM!" simultaneous whines rose, "you can't do that to us!"
Remus sighed at his best friends, then looked past them at the figure storming towards them, "James…better hide." He mumbled and James gave him a bewildered look.
"JAMES POTTER!" the high pitched shout rang throughout the school and James winced.
"EVANS!" he turned and tried to look less terrified.
"Don't you EVANS me! That was your doing WASN'T IT!" Lily Evans jabbed a finger into his chest and back him up against a wall, fiery emerald eyes blazing.
"Give him a break Evans; it was just a little prank." Sirius jumped to his best friend's defense immediately, and manage to invoke the girl's wrath upon him too.
"Don't give me that! I saw you laughing with him!" Lily spun around and shot daggers at Sirius, making him laugh nervously.
"Well…"
"And another thing! You dumped Hannah yesterday didn't you!" Lily had now completely forgotten about James, and was now focusing her attention on the poor abused 6th year.
"Err…well…"
"She was up all night crying! I WARNED her against men like you!" Sirius shot a pleading look over Lily's head at the trio, who all shrugged helplessly. Remus actually looked like he was enjoying his pain.
"Well, it just…wasn't there any more…ya know?"
"NO I DON'T KNOW!" Sirius cringed, feeling his ear drums pop.
"Well…uh…"
"SIRI!" a dark haired Ravenclaw came and latched herself to Sirius's arm.
"Ah…Kimi, hey." He smiled nervously, shooting a glance at Lily, who was literally fuming now. "Hey, I'll see you tonight; I've got some things to do." He patted her on the head, like she was a pet.
"Okay Siri bye!" the girl gave him a quick kiss and ran off; leaving 'Siri' to turn around slowly and face the full wrath of the creature known as Lily Evans.
"ALREADY! ALREADY YOU'VE GOT ANOTHER GIRL FRIEND! IT'S PLAYBOYS LIKE YOU THAT ANNOY ME THE MOST!" She exploded, taking Sirius's hearing with her.
"Lils, calm down, you're making a scene." James finally decided to jump to his friend's rescue and wrapped a arm around his girlfriend. "Although I have to agree with her on this one mate," okay, so maybe he wasn't exactly jumping to his rescue yet. "You should settle down, that's what, the 6th girl this week?"
"7th if you count the twins as two." Remus added with a smirk and Sirius shot him a glare.
"Well that's easy for you to say Prongs; you've got such a nice girl it's easy to settle down. Now if you were to share her, I'm sure I'll find a way to settle down too." Sirius promptly took off running with his name being screamed behind him by the furious couple.