A/N: Ok so, I'm trying to update a lot before school starts, because once it does I'll have absolutely NO time. Ok, so I hope u like this chapter.

Hazelocean- Here's your update!

Lily stormed angrily into her room. At least she had her own right? She gave the room a quick look but was too distraught to do any proper exploring.

THAT POTTER! She sighed. He would never learn. And on top of that, poor Snape!

She ripped back deep maroon sheets and sank into the contours of the mattress deep in thought. I have to get my mind off that moron. She pushed back her hair and pulled up the duvet. Her face was red and sweaty in irritation.

She mentally planned out the next day. Nothing that included extreme contact with Potter and she knew she would feel better after planning her day out.

Breakfast, Schedules, Break to study for NEWTS, Classes, Finish homework, Write letter to parents, Lunch, Study for NEWTS, more classes, finish homework, dinner, tutor Alex and Martin for charms, oversee Honor Association meeting, finish any last homework and/or projects, patrol corridors that'll be over by 11:30 and I should be in bed by 12:00. Perfect!

MEANWHILE

James was fuming. Who did Evans think she was anyway? Bossing him around like that! With these thoughts, he nicked himself right below the ear (he was shaving). ARGH! Well at least it's a small one. He thought, inspecting it.

Oh that feels so much better! He had just stepped into the shower and was massaging conditioner into his scalp and then out the tips very carefully as to not provoke any knots.

Quidditch training starts tomorrow! And I'm captain! Oh god, that means I can't do patrol duty tomorrow! Evans will be FURIOUS! He thought quite smugly. The more the better!

Soon enough, his conscience got the better of him. Evans was a nice girl. She was always trying to help Snape, she was really over-worked, and… she was the most gorgeous girl in their grade…without even trying! Imagine if she did! He whistled softly to himself stepping out of the shower softly and wrapping a towel around his waist.

He carefully worked Sally's Silky Shine Serum (he always used SSSS on Monday) through his hair making sure to touch every hair with just the right amount. He then brushed his hair also very carefully. No knots, excellent. He de-linted and pressed his robes for the next day laying them over a chair. He changed into pajamas, chose Bonnie's Blackhead Belittler to wash his face, and brushed his teeth (500 strokes per tooth). He grinned at himself in the mirror. Perfect.

The next morning Lily woke up bright and early. She put on a pair of robes. It was a little wrinkled and there was fuzzy lint everywhere. But who cares? She pulled on a pair of sneakers, combed her hair rapidly, causing many split-ends, then pulled it into a low, messy ponytail. She finished by gargling with mouthwash.

She by-passed makeup completely instead choosing to review her notes from 6th year to make sure she wasn't behind in anything. After which she drew up a calendar for the week carefully marking in every single appointment. Then carefully organizing everything into folders in her bag, headed for breakfast.

In James' room, he was busy brushing his hair, making sure every messy tuft was carefully brushed. He flipped in his contacts and put on his perfect robes, de-linting as well as dewrinkling once more to make sure. He slipped on a pair of designer loafers, and then sprayed on a bit of Arnold's Amazing Aroma followed by Dean's Deodorizing Deodorant.

He grabbed a couple books and headed downstairs to meet his friends.

On the way however, he met a not-so-friendly face. "Evans." He said icily, nodding his head curtly but defiantly at her. As much as he liked her, he was still angry with her.

"Potter, I thought I would run in to you, remember you're patrolling the West wing today evening." She replied talking to him as if he was five years old.

"I know. I love how you assume I would forget." James replied mockingly.

"Hey, you can never be too careful. You're not the most responsible of people." She said, putting extra emphasis on responsible.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

"What do you think it's supposed to mean?"

"I think it means what it's supposed to mean."

"I think you don't think it means…."

During all this bickering two excited faces watched from the shadows.

"Peevsie deserves credit for this too, he found the spell!" said Peeves.

"Yeah whatever, said Snape, waving him off." He gripped his wand tightly, and moved out from behind the tapestry he was hiding behind, although Lily and James were too busy to notice.

He whispered a very questionable spell at the exact same time Lily and James turned around. James had his wand out in an instant. "RICTU…" that was not his voice. That wasn't his wand. He looked down and saw protrusions where there normally weren't. That was definitely not his body. He looked up to see his own face staring at him, horrified.

"What did you do?" James growled in Lily's voice, attempting to lift Snape by the neck of his robes, however failing since Snape was now a head taller than him.

Lily, in James' body was cowering behind James in Lily's body, which looked quite funny to the passerby.

(A/N: From now on when I refer to Lily I mean Lily in James' body, and when I refer to James I mean James in Lily's body)

Snape smirked at James. "Can't do anything about it Potter, whoops I mean MUDBLOOD!" he said, satisfied.

"We'll go to the headmaster about this!" replied Lily in a low gravelly tone. Turning red she quickly covered her mouth, embarrassed.

"Come on POTTER!"

Snape's smile widened even further. "You're stuck like this for 15 days, there is no counter curse, the headmaster nor anyone else will be able to do anything about it!"

Lily's eyes widened and with a sudden "Oh," she passed out.

James gritted his teeth. He was LILY EVANS now, he couldn't pick himself up, and how was he going to get her anywhere? "Shoot." He whispered. He picked Lily up by the arms and dragged her behind the same tapestry that Snape had been hiding behind.

He transfigured a stone into a cup and spouted icy cold water from his wand into it. He tilted Lily's chin up and tipped the cup into her mouth. Wake up Evans! She coughed and spluttered but opened her eyes.

"AH!" She screamed, taking a look at him.

"What?"

"I thought I was in a dream, but…but it's true?"

"That we're uh…switched?"

"No DUH,"

"So how do we get back? Go to the headmaster?"

"No, first of all Snivelly said he can't do anything about it, and I'm sure Snivelly would have made sure he couldn't do anything. Second, that's humiliation! I'm NOT telling anyone!"

"So what do you suggest we do? POTTER?"

"Just, let's go through this day and we'll talk about it after, you know, so we have time to think."

"Right, so first, breakfast, I'm supposed to sit with Sirius, and them right?"

"Right and who am I supposed to sit with?" James hoped to god his observations had been incorrect.

"Uh," Lily turned red. "No one in particular," she whispered hoarsely.

Shoot! His observations were correct.

James turned around "Well, uh…right." He quickly picked up Lily's scattered books, and with an "Oaf Evans! This weighs a ton!" he scurried into the Great Hall.

Lily looked about at James books. He didn't even have these classes today! What had he been thinking? She groaned, rubbing her head where she had fell, and ran off to the Head Boy's dorm. Without even thinking she ran over to the James' suitcase picked up the right books and bolted. When she got outside she took a breath. Gasping for air, I do NOT want to go in there…AGAIN!

She ran off to the Great Hall and slid into a seat next to Sirius, hoping he hadn't noticed her. "PRONGSIE! What took you so long mate?" Sirius gave her a thump on the back causing her to lean forward coughing. Sirius frowned, "I always do that, you never cough, are you sick mate?"

"Just a little, under the weather you know." She tried to avoid saying as much as possible.

Sirius nodded sympathetically. "Well, aren't you going to eat? Food always makes you better!"

"Right!" she nodded, spooning a small portion of eggs, some strawberry yogurt, and a piece of toast onto her plate. She poured skim milk into her goblet and began to eat.

"Is that all you're eating mate?" Remus had slid into the seat on the other side of Lily looking highly confused and a little concerned.

Lily looked down at her plate. What more do I need? She looked down the table and saw James, he had piled his plate high with waffles, pancakes, toast, sausages, bacon, and god knows what else. She reddened slightly. She couldn't eat all that!

But she would have to try, she finished the little food she had left and took a gigantic serving of sausages. Sirius grinned at her "That's more like it!"

Lily groaned as she forced herself to finish the last bite. She got up feeling very heavy and bloated. She picked her bag up; it felt like it weighed 3 tons.

Just then, Professor McGonagall moved among the students with schedules in her hand. "Ah, Mr. Potter, your OWLS were excellent, and your work was quite up to par as usual, and I see you've applied for all the NEWT's classes required to be an Auror, is that correct?" Lily didn't know what to say, just simply nodded. James' work was up to par? He's ALWAYS slacking! Maybe I don't give him enough credit! She picked up James' schedule, tapping it with her wand color-coding it and adding notes here and there.

She looked at the first little square (coded blue), Charms. YES! At least I can relax there.

Meanwhile, James was confused normally his stomach could handle all the food, leaving him with a contented bloated feeling, however today he ached and pained. He pushed back his half-eaten plate dejectedly and moved to pick up his bag. He moved over to Professor McGonagall.

"Evans! Excellent OWLS, wonderful work in class, all the NEWTS for a Healer, is that correct?" James nodded. Evans wanted to be a healer? McGonagall handed him his schedule, which he promptly crumpled and threw into his bag. He walked to his first class, Charms, leaving Professor McGonagall in quite a daze. Evans crumpling her schedule, and she could have sworn she saw Potter color-coding his. What is happening?

Professor Flitwick was also quite muddled, his best student had been quite inattentive so far, and his biggest slacker (who happened to have incredible potential) was answering every question correctly. But he was only halfway through the class; maybe everyone was just tired from holidays.

Lily had sat in the back row with Sirius and Remus. (Peter wasn't taking NEWT level charms; in fact he was only taking NEWT level Care of Magical Creatures and Herbology). She couldn't help but answer all the questions it was her nature. But that POTTER, he had been rude and inattentive the entire class and Flitwick was probably very unhappy with her. Oh Potter made her so mad. She had to get back at him. But what?

"Now class who can tell me the charm to reverse the effect of a potion, that is, cause the potion to give the exact opposite results it was intended to give?" Flitwick looked around expectantly. "Might Evans know?"

James looked up "Wha?"

"Do you know the answer to my question?"

"If I had known, or at least even felt like answering I probably would have raised my hand wouldn't I?" James answered in a mocking tone. He wasn't in such a great mood after his limited breakfast.

"SHUT UP…EVANS," Lily could feel herself reddening, oh why oh why did she stand up?

James looked back at her, smirking, Evans thinks she can boss me around? Think again!

"Why should I?" he asked standing up, advancing on her.

She couldn't coil back now. If only she could… WHAM! Without even thinking she had slapped him across the face so hard he flew back. So, Potter could do that to me if he wanted?

"THAT'S QUITE ENOUGH!" much to the two students' misfortune, Professor McGonagall had stopped by to have a word with Professor Flitwick and had witnessed the entire scene. "Potter, do you know what you have just done?"

"Yes," Lily said coolly, still angrily eyeing Potter on the floor who was wincing.

"So you are aware that you, as a gentleman, have just Miss Evans?" McGonagall put great emphasis on the word Miss.

"Yeah and?" Lily couldn't believe the words coming from her mouth "She was disrespecting the teacher!"

McGonagall couldn't believe a word of this. "Is that true Professor Flitwick?"

"Uh well, in some senses maybe uh…" Professor Flitwick couldn't bear to see his favorite student in trouble; she was probably just having a bad day.

But that was all the confirmation Professor McGonagall needed.

"Right, detention, the both of you, I'll have something very interesting planned, maybe the two of you can get along!" she said extending a hand to James on the floor and pulling him up. "Return to your seats the both of you."

Growling they both returned to their seats without a word.

"You HIT Evans!" Sirius whispered incredulously as Lily returned to her seat.

"Yeah? So?" Lily was in no mood for this.

"You can't hit a GIRL!" Remus whispered, joining the conversation wide-eyed.

"Well I just did!" Lily could not believe what she had just done, she had earned her first detention, she was stuck in JAMES POTTER'S body, and she had hit herself, what more could possible happen? What a NIGHTMARE!

Remus and Sirius stared at her, their jaws dropping, and turned to each other. "What's wrong with him?" Remus mouthed. "No idea!" said Sirius "But we should find out." Remus nodded looking over Sirius' shoulder at James. What could have gotten into him? To hit the girl of his dreams?

Remus shook his head and turned his mind back to Flitwick's lecture.

A/N: So the trouble begins. PLEASE REVIEW! My reviewers are all that keep me writing. Even if I get just one!