Disclaimer: If they actually belonged to me, this wouldn't be fanfiction, now would it?

Warning: um… Jamie's a bit of an idiot. I love him dearly, but… it's late, and well… that's life.

Go Out With Me

"Hey, Evans!"

"…"

"Evans! Wait up!"

"…"

"EVANS!"

"What do you want, Potter?"

"Go out with me."

"What?"

"Go out with me."

"Is that a question, Potter?"

"Er… yes. Of course. Will you go out with me?"

"No."

"Aw, come on, Evans. You know you want to."

"And why would I want to?"

"Because, well, er…"

"Exactly my point."

"Don't be like that."

"Like what?"

"Like that. All huffy. You're way too beautiful glare like that."

"You… you think I'm beautiful?"

"What? No! I mean, I never said that!"

"Yes you did."

"You're just pretty, that's all. Nothing special. A lot of girls are just as pretty. A lot, a lot. Tons of them. All over the place. Why, any one of them would be lucky to…"

"Well, why don't you go ask one of them out?"

"What? No! Evans!"

"You're just so… ugh! I can't believe I even considered saying 'yes' to you! You're nothing more than a spoilt little child!"

"Wait, Evans, you were going to say 'yes'?"

"Not on your life! I wouldn't go out with you in a thousand years!"

"But, Evans – "

"Piss off!"

"Wait! Evans!"

"…"

"Hey, Jamie, buddy, how'd it go?"

"Shut up, Sirius. You heard her."

"So wait a thousand and one years."

"You think she'd go out with me in a thousand and one years?"

"She said 'not in a thousand years'."

"Oh, wow! You're right! Hey, do you think she just doesn't feel she knows me well enough? Is that why she wants to wait?"

"Oh, of course. I'm sure that's the reason."

"Really?"

"Sure. You know, I just saw a couple pigs fly by, maybe they'll replace owls soon."

"Yeah… whatever you say, Sirius…"

"Right."

"Say, Padders?"

"Yeah?"

"What am I supposed to do about Hogsmeade this weekend?"

"…"

End

A/N: sorry if it doesn't make much sense! I'm sick and tired, and this is what happens when I'm on meds for contagious throat sicknesses (aka strep) and allergies and haven't slept much in the past several days. I still appreciate reviews! I've never done a JP/LE fic, if this even counts, so let me know! Review, review, review!