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Summary: story of the Marauders during Hogwarts. LJ fanfic! Be warned: contains weird storylines such as tutu lap dancing etc (a creation of my warped mind). Rated M for a reason!

My first Harry Potter fanfic so please review, I need help with ideas! Excuse my crappy spelling and grammar as well.

Note: It's a 15 chapter fic. Upcoming chapter is 'Too close for comfort' chap 7.

I'm thinking of changing it to only a T rating. Tell me if you think I should. I try to update everyday but school makes it difficult. Thanks to everyone that has reviewed so far.

And Alice (1stSpikeLover) don't post any more fake reviews. Author my ass. lol

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Chapter Six: Take me to a Gay Bar, Gay Bar

'Crowded in here innit,' muttered Sirius, pushing through the throngs of people entering the Wreck. They were getting pushed and squashed, and were so far not having fun.

'Bright side. Less likely that Annabel is going to be able to find you,' grumbled James, edging through hordes of bustling young women. The club was packed and alive to the sound of music. Usually Sirius would have enjoyed it, but tonight he was constantly glancing over his shoulder, waiting for his new stalker to appear.

'S'pose so. Pity Lupin didn't want to come. I'm planning on finishing my dare tonight with time to spare,' yelled Sirius back.

'What! Your planning on sleeping with four woman in one night? Your never going to have time,' bellowed James, receiving weird looks from passers by.

'I will if I do all of them at the same time,' Sirius announced happily. Fearing for his sanity, James changed the subject.

'I wonder where Lily is? I'm supposed to meet her. How can I find her,' he called above the racket.

'Uh I don't think that's going to be a problem,' Sirius responded, looking past James and at a crowd of young men all hovering around a certain red headed women. Sirius's mouth dropped open.

It was Lily. Except it didn't look like Lily at all. Her hair was soft and shiny, curling loosely past her shoulders and her emerald eyes were surrounded by thick glittery eye shadow. Her lips were coated with shiny red gloss that could be seen from James and Sirius's position 10 feet away. She wore a tight purple halter neck top which contrasted brilliantly with her pale skin. A small black skirt completed the look and made her look like a complete babe. She strutted over to the two Marauders, her eyes glittering.

'Hey,' she muttered calmly, ignoring the looks of pure astonishment on their faces.

'I need a drink,' said Sirius, closing his mouth and walking to the bar, dazed. James watched him go, his eyes still wide, then turned back to Lily. He was about to say something when he was interrupted by a shy looking wizard who approached Lily.

'Do you want to dance?' he asked Lily apprehensively. This is what she had been hoping for.

'You don't mind do you James?' she asked. Not even waiting for an answer she strolled onto the dance floor, the nervous looking wizard in tow. They began to dance.

James couldn't believe what was happening. Lily was deliberately teasing him and it was working.

However someone on the other side of the room caught his eye. A young girl was looking around suspiciously, obviously on the hunt for someone. It was Annabel.

Tearing his eyes away from Lily, James rushed to warn his friend. When he finally found Sirius, he was at the bar already managing to chat someone up. James tapped him on the shoulder.

'Hey James can't you see I'm in the middle of something,' snapped Sirius nodding his head to the pretty young thing next to him and waggling his eyebrows.

'Yea well I just thought you should know that Annabel's here,' replied James.

'WHAT!' yelped Sirius, falling off his stall in shock and looking around wildly.

'Who's Annabel?' asked the girl next to him. Both the Marauders ignored her.

'How did she find me? I swear she has some kind of radar,' he said. Suddenly he spotted her over by the door coming in his direction. Without a word of explanation to James or the girl he had been taking to (he couldn't remember her name), he took off and ran towards the exit as though his life depended on it. Although James was miserable he couldn't help but chuckle at this. Within seconds Sirius had gone.

James turned back to Lily who was still dancing with the twitchy wizard as well as 10 other men that had also surrounded her the moment she walked onto the dance floor. She was dancing sexily, swinging her hips and waving her arms teasingly to the boys. Yet on thing that James noticed was that although she was dancing in rhythm with them, she wouldn't let them touch her. He liked this. It proved that the only person that had ever been with Lily like that was him. However he still didn't approve of her dancing with them, but he knew there was nothing he could do about it.

He watched her for some time and still the situation remained the same. The men got close, but not too close. She wouldn't let them.

Around half an hour later, Lily decided she needed a break and some fresh air. It was hard trying to bat off all the men that were making a grab for her. Although she still resented James for what he did to her, he was the only man she ever felt comfortable with to touching her. She couldn't deny that despite his lies she was still attracted to him.

Walking towards the exit Lily hadn't seen that the nervous looking wizard was following her, a weird fixated smile upon his face.

But James noticed. He began to follow…

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Sirius was weaving his way through the streets of Hogsmead trying to throw his girlfriend off the trail and was still intent on completing his task. Searching around for the perfect club, he came across one he had never approached before. Not bothering to take any notice of his surroundings Sirius wandered in happily. Annabel would never think of to look for him in here.

And he was right. This club was the last place that Annabel would have expected Sirius to go, for above the entrance in big shiny letters (but obviously not big enough for Sirius to see) were the words:

The Strip (Official Gay Bar of Hogmead)……

To be continued…..

Please wait till the next chapters up. It's called 'Too Close for Comfort.' I'm doing my best to update so please review.

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