Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or any other of J.K Rowling's creations. I don't own, you don't sue! I do however own Annabel as she is a character I have created.

My first Harry Potter fanfic so please review, I need help with ideas! Excuse my crappy spelling and grammar as well as I am only 15.

Note: It's now a 20 chapter fic but I'm considering making it longer. Sorry for adding more again. Upcoming chapter is 'An Affair To Forget'.

Let we know if I should continue the story.

Couldn't fit everything in 12 chapters so it's going to be 20 chapters long or more.

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Chapter 14: The Object of Rejection

'Hehe… haha. You look funny, your face is blurry. I however, look gorgeous if I do say so myself,' chuckled Sirius, rolling over on the pavement and clutching his stomach in laughter.

'Always the modest one, aren't you?' said Lupin mildly, watching worriedly as Sirius began to caress his own hair, twirling it round his fingers.

'What? They think so,' said Sirius innocently, pointing round the corner to the ongoing battle between the Ravenclaw women. Lupin sighed and rolled his eyes.

'Yes and that is what got you in this mess in the first place!' Remus exclaimed, glowering disapprovingly at his friend.

Sirius however, did not seem to be listening. His eyes were focused on something else. With a squeal of excitement he had sprung to his feet and had flounced away towards a local costume shop, leaving Lupin yelling hoarsely behind him.

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Meanwhile James and Lily were having a situation of their own. Lily laughing hysterically, had pulled James onto the Hogwarts grounds, kissing and caressing him all the way, while he had tried incessantly to direct her.

'Lily no. Your… under the influence,' James retorted nervously, edging away from her as they made their way to the dorms. Pouting seductively, she once again came towards him, pushing him backwards into a small dark closet. She soon followed him, smiling evilly.

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'I think this is it Moony. The outfit that shows me in all my glory,' proclaimed Sirius, once again strutting out the changing room, his eyes lit up with success. Lupin opened his mouth to reply but words failed him. He simply stared with a look of utmost fear on his face. Clearing his throat he tried again.

'What are you talking about? Your hardly wearing anything,' Lupin cried hoarsely, his voice coming out as a straggled moan. Sirius however, beamed.

'Exactly. Now all the woman will be able to see my godly body. I'm doing them a favour really; allowing them to see my gorgeous pecs,' Sirius smiled, posing profoundly in the mirror, ignoring Lupins evident worry and fear.

Sirius was wearing a small piece of fabric around his waist covering his most privates parts. The material barely reached his thighs and was streaked with animal stripes, just like a tiger. He looked like Tarzan.

His upper body and legs were on show for the world to see, but this didn't seem to deter him in the least. Stretching his muscles and puffing out his chest, he was convinced that he looked gorgeous. Remus however, begged to differ.

'Your not seriously telling me… that you are going to buy that? And wear that?' breathed Lupin in desperation.

'Well of course. I look so cute, I could kiss myself,' Sirius sung, puckering his lips at himself in the mirror and fluttering his eyelashes.

'Please don't!' said Lupin hurriedly, knowing that in this state of mind, Sirius was likely to do anything. Lupin didn't particularly want to witness his friend make out with himself in a jungle outfit.

He buried his head in his hands, unable to watch any more of Sirius prancing around almost naked. However hearing giggling noises he glanced up to find Sirius having a conversation with his reflection. Lupin blinked in surprise.

'Well mister, your looking mighty fine today,' Sirius chirped into the mirror, hand on hip, oblivious to the fact that Lupin was there.

'Please do not tell me you are flirting with yourself,' Lupin yelped indigently.

'Can't help it. I look too damn fine,' Sirius replied, glancing at Lupin for the first time and flashing a smile.

'That's a matter of opinion,' snapped Lupin sarcastically, unable to hide his frustration. It was like babysitting a two year old. Sirius couldn't even pass a window without stopping and cooing at himself. He on the other hand, hadn't seemed to notice Moony's snipe and continued his flirtatious ramble.

'Why thank you. You look dandy yourself my old bean.'

Lupin raised his eyebrows at the comments but remained silent. After watching Sirius continue for some time, Remus finally stood up.

'Lets go. And don't you dare argue with me Sirius, or that beautiful nose of yours is going to get very mangled when my fist connects with it,' threatened Lupin, causing Sirius to jump back quickly, hand clasping his nose protectively.

'Not the nose. Please not the nose,' he whimpered, looking at Lupin through wide eyes.

'Keep pushing me,' answered Remus warningly, throwing Sirius his robes and drawing the curtains of the changing room shut. 'I will wait outside the shop and don't be too long. I don't want you staring at yourself for an hour while getting changed. We need to get back to school.'

Ignoring Sirius's moans of protest, Lupin exited the shop and waited for Padfoot to arrive as well…

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'I don't think we should be doing this,' stammered James trying to ignore the half naked woman pressed up against him, her hands in his pants. 'Snape in the shower, Snape in the shower,' James thought, trying to edge away from Lily in the tiny closet.

Watching his bid for escape, she came towards him, her head fogged and cloudly. All she knew was that she wanted him, then and there.

'Lily what are you doing?' a small voice inside her screamed.

'What I want,' she mind instantly answered back.

'This is not right.'

'Why?'

'Because it's a broom closet. Have some dignity. How's James supposed to respect you if you do this?'

'It's not like we haven't done it before.'

'This is different. Your not thinking clearly.'

'Yes because your interrupting.'

The two sides of Lily fought each other and she hesitated. One side (influenced by the potion) was urging her on. Telling her she wanted him now. The other side (her common sense) was arguing, but losing.

The last bit of her self control vanished and it's voice ceased when she looked at James. His robes were hanging loosely off him where she had ripped them in her ecstasy and he was breathing hard, startled by her sudden stop.

Grabbing his hand, smiling, she directed his hand through her robes and into her knickers, urging him to pleasure her. Looking at her hesitantly, he couldn't resist any longer, feeling the touch of her folds. Slowly he began to move his hand, caressing her gently before slipping two fingers inside.

She flung her head back and began to feel ripples of pleasure as he probed, his eyes fixed on her now rosy face, pulling her closer as he pushed deeper inside.

Before either of them could go any further the door flung open, revealing Severus Snape staring back at them, eyes skimming over the scene before him…

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Lupin looked inside the costume shop window, looking around for Sirius who still hadn't resurfaced. Remus's eyes suddenly narrowed as he watched Sirius exit the changing room and head for the counter still wearing just the small rag around his waist. Lupin groaned.

Sirius bounding up to the shop keeper, waved his ass at her sexily, showing her the tag which was attached to the back. Staring at him strangely she gave him the price, causing him to take money out of his robes he was now holding and pass it to her. Giving her a parting wink, he flounced out the shop and skipped to Lupin, his costume flapping wildly.

'What the hell? What you buy it for? And why are you wearing it? We are in a public place,' hissed Remus, his eyes darting around the street nervously. Sirius however, was smiling.

'Yeah and better for the people in this public place. They get to see my body,' said Sirius, puffing out his chest proudly.

'Poor them,' grumbled Lupin, who had by then lost the will to fight, or live. He wondered when this potion was going to wear off.

'How can you say that? How can you resist me?' muttered Sirius happily.

'It's pretty easy actually. All I need to do is look at you,' Remus said mildly, trying to ignore the staring people walking past.

'Mr Moony. Are you rejecting me? Rejecting this?' huffed Sirius, pointing to his well defined body.

'Yes!'

'Don't you fancy me? I mean, everyone else does. Hell, even I fancy me. How could you not? Do you fancy me?'

'A whole world of NO!'

'Why?' Sirius pouted.

'Cause I'm not gay and neither are you,' replied Lupin slowly.

'Well said,' came a new voice.

At that moment Lupin and Sirius both turned round quickly, to come face to face with none other than Professor McGonagall who was tailed by some rather familiar looking Ravenclaws, who all began chanting for Sirius.

'I believe we have some matters to discuss,' she said, looking Sirius up and down with her eyes narrowed and pointed to Sirius's fan club behind her, who had apparently stopped fighting.

Lupin gulped whereas Sirius flashed a cocky smile and waved to the girls, posing proudly…

To be continued…

A/N Finally done. I hoped you enjoyed it. I'm making the story 20 chapters long now, sorry. Next chap is 'An Affair to Forget' where Sirius deals with McGonagall, or she more deals with him and Snape wants some action. Its gonna be a fun one so please wait for update!

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