Sasuke saw the whole thing coming a mile away yet he still could not react in time. Naruto fell right on Sasuke's bare chest. Sasuke looked up at Naruto who was directly on top of him with what looked like he had one arm and his head in the correct places now. Sasuke also noticed that both their stomachs were bare and touching. Sasuke could feel himself blush. He looked back up into Naruto's eye and only one thought came to mind
'Oh God."
Sasuke couldn't move it was he was in a body bind jutsu, but his mind was the exact opposite. Thoughts were running through his head at a million miles a second. It seemed like an eternity before he could even think straight, but in reality only a few seconds had gone by.
'Don't look at him. Get control of yourself first. AND DON'T JUST SIT THERE. DO SOMETHING!' His mind yelled.
'This is my chance, I'll just kiss him. Its not like he is moving away or trying to get off or anything like that. Besides he is looking right at me. Ok, I'll do it.'
Sasuke moved his head closer to the blonds to gain leverage. He was so close he could feel Naruto's hot breath on his lips. That was when Naruto broke the silence stopping Sasukes movement.
"Sasuke, when was the last time you cleaned your floor?" Naruto said.
"Excuse me?" was the only response that came out of Sasuke's mouth. 'What the hell kind of question is that? Is he asking because he is thinking of doing it on the flo- No, that probably isn't what he is thinking. You will only get depressed when you find out that's not what he meant. Besides it's Naruto. Everything he says means something else.'
"Well its just that your floor looks a bit dirty, there are even dust bunnies rolling around." Replied Naruto.
Sasuke turned his head and saw that Naruto's eyes were not on him the whole time. Next to Sasukes head was in fact a large dust bunny.
Sasuke closed his eyes and slammed his head against the floor. 'I should have known.'
"Don't worry Sasuke its not that bad, just a little cleaning will do. But you can do that some other day because we are on a mission. Now where were we? Oh yeah, changing clothes. No more distractions, right."
"Yes no more distractions." Sasuke said with his eyes still closed. Not wanting to look Naruto in the eye in fear of the embarrassment he felt.
"Good, I just need your pants then and I will be ready!"
Sasuke's eyes snapped open immediately on hearing this. "Oh no you don't." He hopped up off the ground instantly holding the top of his pants for protection.
"Just get over it. If you give them to me then we can leave. So just hand them over." Naruto complained.
"No!" Sasuke was off and running into the bathroom. Naruto jumped in his way. Sasuke seeing this dodged him and kept running. The blond boy ran after him, yelling just a few feet behind him. Sasuke reached the bathroom door, threw it open, ran inside and slammed the door shut.
"I'll get you, even if I have to break the door down!" With his face on the floor Naruto was yelling through the small space between the door and floor.
"Would you shut up, total idiot!" Sasuke had his head near the ground, yelling back though the space under the door.
"I'm not a total idiot!" howled back through the same space.
'This is getting ridiculous. I can't believe I'm doing this.' Thought Sasuke. While Naruto was still yelling he took off his pants, and opened the door enough so his arm with the pants could fit through. As the door opened he hit Naruto's head with the door.
"Ow, watch it will ya!" Naruto wailed while rubbing the recently formed bump.
"You have the pants. Are you happy now?"
"Why yes…yes I am." Naruto smiled and began to put the pants on.
"Can you please toss me some clothes."
"Hehe, that means your naked. Hehehe" Naruto asked while trying to suppress his giggling.
"No. I have underwear on. Now give me some clothes, baka." Sasuke was beginning to lose his temper.
"No need to get testy. Hahaha." Naruto broke into laughter and began rolling around on the floor.
"Do make me have to fight you." Sasuke said his voice becoming more irritated.
"You are going to fight the future Hokage in underwear, you will never win." That statement was followed by massive amounts of laughter on Naruto's part. He then continued to roll around on the floor laughing, holding his sides from the laughter.
"Well if you wont give me clothes you will have to find the owner of the bag by yourself."
The laughter stopped abruptly. "Alright , alright, no need to get all hot and bothered. Hehe hot and bothered." He started to giggle quietly.
"Shut up and get me some clothes." 'Why is he laughing at that?'
Naruto stuck out his chest and said "Yes, sir" and saluted and walked off.
Sasuke put his back against the door and slid down it until he was sitting on the floor. "He better come back."
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Naruto walked over to the dresser and pulled out a drawer. "If I were Sasuke what would I wear? Hmm this looks nice…but not on him. He pulled out another outfit. This is what he always wears.' Naruto threw the dark blue shirt with the Uchiha fan on the back and tan shorts over his shoulder.
"Hey this is cool." Next he pulled out a long sleeve shirt that looked a bit expensive. 'I wonder where he got this?' "All these nice clothes why doesn't he wear them? Maybe he doesn't like them. Maybe they are uncomfortable or something." He looked at the nice clothes in his hands. "I bet that's it." He should buy comfortable clothing like mine.
That's it he can wear my clothes. They are comfortable and everyone loves them. Two weeks ago Ino told me that orange is the new olive. I didn't know olive was an in color, but she seems to know fashion. But she did walk away giggling….ahh it was probably nothing. So of course Sasuke will like my clothes….but his are nice as well.
After ten minutes Sasuke was becoming impatient and opened the door and peered out. He scanned the room and settled his eyes on Naruto. He was sitting on the floor with one outfit in one hand and his orange jacket in the other. He looked like a scale, as if weighing each outfit. Sasuke rolled his eyes, but kept quiet. It seemed Naruto was in deep thought.
"I've got it." Naruto said and then stood up.
'Its about time." Sasuke sighed. He pulled his back in the door, and lifted himself off the ground.
"I have your clothes."
"These aren't my clothes. These are you clothes."
"Well, yes that is true-" Naruto was finally dressed in the sweater that he had so much trouble putting on earlier and the tan cargos. Sasuke had to admit he did look quite handsome in them too.
"But we said we would switch clothes remember." Naruto said keeping his cheery voice.
"No, you said that." He said rolling his eyes.
"Just a technicality." Naruto retorted offhandedly.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow skeptically.
"Well my clothes are comfortable and-"
"Orange." Sasuke commented while holding up the bright 'atrocity' Naruto called a jacket.
"What's wrong with orange? Ino said orange is the new olive." Naruto questioned honestly .
"Olive was in?"
"Um…."
"Well if Ino says it is then I guess its alright."
"Good. Now that's settled, get dressed so we can go."
"Yeah, sure." Sasuke pulled himself off the floor and dusted himself off. He put on the clothes.
'I cant believe I'm going out of the house looking like this. Maybe I should cover my face of something. Maybe that way the villagers wont recognize me in this….this…repulsive orange outfit. Naruto is the only one who could still look hot in this.' Sasuke pulled at the orange jacket in emphasis.
"Hey what's taking so long in there." Naruto shouted tapping his wrist where a watch would have been, if he owned one.
Sasuke slowly moved out of the bathroom. 'I can still turn back and lock myself in the bathroom.'
"You look great! Now lets go."
"Somehow I highly doubt that." Sasuke said quietly to himself.
"Alright lets move out!" Naruto shouted at the top of his lungs.
"Opps don't want to forget the matching hat." Naruto grabbed the balck beanie that matched the sweater and pulled it over his head.
"Who cares about the damn hat lets go, before you find something new to play with in my apartment." Sasuke pushed Naruto out the door.
Naruto stumbled into the hallways with the hat pulled over his eyes. He pushed the hat just above his eyes, to the point that none of his hair was showing.
"Lets go find the owner of the bag!" He shouted and sprinted down the hallway.
"Yeah, lets." Sasuke said to himself. "You idiot you cant get out that way it a dead end!" He shouted at Naruto as he seemed to get smaller the farther away he got.
"What have I gotten myself into? This is going to be hell of a long day."
Ok, I hope I wount be murder for such along wait and then such a short chapter. I had such a hard time with this chapter, I needed to get it out of the way so I can continue the story.