AN: Hi again everyone, it has been a long time again and I am very sorry for building up your hopes and then dashing them. It has been about a whole year since the last chapter of Persona 4 Ultimate! I should explain what happened. After the last chapter I purchased a VR headset and became addicted to VR porn games, I have since got over that addiction by punching myself in the testicles 12 times every morning and every night before going to bed. With that being said, please enjoy this chapter, I made it a little longer to make up for it. :3

Chapter 15: Shooting Goo

Yukiko moaned in pain and it was not sexy, because a child was about to burst out of her but NOT like in the movie "Alien". The gang all gathered around her, but not Yosuke because he thought that child birth was gross.
Goo Tails spoke up "Guys we need to help in the child birth procedure or Yukiko will surely die!" Everyone suddenly got very silent because Yukiko would be fucking dead if she died and that was very serious.

Yukiko was thrashing around on the bed "Here I come Jesus, I will birth the greatest creation known to man and then fucking die" Goo Tails ran up to the soon to be mother and slapped her across the face "Yukiko stop being Christianity and focus on the situation at hand, we must spread your arse!" Goo Tails span around really quick and was suddenly wearing a doctors outfit that had cool racing flame decals on the side to make him work faster. He then turned to the rest of the group and started issuing orders. "Narukami, I need you to search your card deck to find something that can help! Joseph and Chee, we need your strength to pull the baby out! Yosuke, we need to watch Yukikos vitals so I need you to invent technology!"
The gang all nodded at each other like in anime and got to their tasks.

Yosuke started banging on his metal tummy really strong whilst wimpering because he did not like the concept of cum making a baby, he preferred it when cum did not make a baby. "I prefer it when cum does not make a baby" Yosuke said, but a bit quiet because he didn't want to insult the mother and father. He banged on his tummy so long that his metal flap opened (Like Bender from The Simpsons) and a PC computor popped out of it showing Yukiko's vital signs, that currently said "Very Bad!" in big red letters!
Joseph and Chee ran over to Yukiko, who was frothing at the mouth and screaming "Great lord Buddha we must expel this force!" They both looked at each other and the boundaries of language were broken because the look in both of their eyes said "Wow, child birth is very bad". After their telepathy they both grabbed one of Yukikos cheeks and pulled really hard to make them come apart.

Narukami searched his card deck super fast but also very precise because he knew he needed the perfect card to help. He was starting to think that he shouldn't have filled his deck with many topless men because that would not help in the instance of child birth, but then he found the perfect card! Without expressing what he had, because he couldn't because he is a silent protagonist and cannot talk to people, he ran back over the the group.

Chee congratulated the group "Good job everyone, we are truly the doctors today!" Tails cut her off quickly though "Shut up everyone, we must execute the procedure!" And everyone was a bit shocked because Tails was always so nice but they also understood that the stress of the situation would make people say things they do not mean, and that's ok from time to time in small doses mum, sometimes it just happens and they are sorry.

They then started to execute the procedure. Metal Yosuke plugged himself into Yukiko's brain and was immediately attacked by various images of Jesus and Adam and Eve, but he used his hacking skills to bypass them like an F-Zero hover car dodging other F-Zero hover cars. Joseph and Chee pulled on Yukiko's dump truck mounds to make sure they were very large and could fit a baby out. Tails gathered at the base of Yukiko's ass to grab the baby along with Joseph and Chee. Narukami stepped up and played the ultimate card from Yu-Gi-Oh: Beaver Warrior! A small Beaver appeared and ran inside Yukiko's bum. What would have been a moment of silence would have occurred but Yukiko was still yelling about Satan and Cthulhu and stuff. Then they heard a mighty rumble!

Beaver warrior came running back out with a look of sheer panic on his little beaver face, before suddenly a wave of blue goo came gushing out, which had a higher attack score than Beaver warrior, sending him to the graveyard. Yosuke yelled "Oh shit!" But he was being an idiot because it was not shit it was a baby, and everyone jumped out the way, but Joseph and Chee still held on tight to Yukiko's cheeks. Blue goo sprayed out of Yukiko as she screamed "Yes! The lord's embrace! Sweet release from the demons!" It was at this point people realised that Yukiko must have smoked some meth when they were not looking which is a real shame because you should not do that whilst pregnant and giving birth. The blue goo sprayed up the walls, across the ceiling and left a huge puddle on the floor.

Joseph raised his head up from behind Yukiko's tired body "ARE WE DAIJOBU?" he said a bit loud, and Chee responded "Yes Joseph, we are daijobu" because now their bond had deepened from Telepathy that Chee had learnt some Japanese, which is what Joseph speaks.
The goo from the walls and the ceiling suddenly started vibrating with motion and fell onto the floor, joining up with the rest of the blue goo puddle. The floor started rumbling like a magnitude 5 earthquake (AN: I think that's kind of big) and everyone braced for impact! But there was no physical impact, only an emotional one that revealed a story point becaue out of the goo rose 35, 6 foot blue goo tails, all also topless with big muscles. They all looked at goo tails and in unison said "Dad!"

To be continued...