this is a good one, kind of a lighter chapter for kakashi and for sakura to have some fun. Just read before i give it away. Very long.
Kunoichi
"Nee, Sakura. Youv'e been slacking lately, i heard you've been singing but you still have missions you know." Kakashi told Sakura looking at her through the mirror reflection. "Yeah, i need to train but i've been in so much lately and so, i guess i never found time." Sakura replied, doing a few push ups, let's say about 300 or so.
"Yeah, i noticed, specially your condition, if your a medic nin, then can't you tell if your pregnant or not?" kakshi said then realised his mistake.
"what? How do you know that i'm?"
"the question is, Sakura, why shouldn't i know?"
"well, i don't know who the father is."
"use you sense of Chakyra flow, can't you tell, Sasuke's flow wouldfeel different form-"
"Gaara."
"Yeah, if it was Gaara, it'd probably be less stable." Sakura closes her eyes in concentration. She opens them and a disapointed yet joyful face appeared. "Oh my God. Oh my god... God please tell me if i'm right..." Sakura runs into the bathroom and washes her face of.
"So?" Kakashi walks up towards her. She looks away from him, to keep from eye contact.
"Gaara's the father isn't he?"
"Twins." She whipered and cries onto her sensei's chest.
"Sakura, you do know who's fault this is? I don't want to hurt you but, this was brought on yourself."
"I know, but Sasuke seemed so nice when we first married I...I just don't know what happened..." She whipered though her teacher's chest.
"Ah, sakura,he has to know you know, i was talking to Sasuke, and he told me how he really doesn't want to be this way, he really wants you, but go talk ot him yourself. I can bring you over and leave the place to yourselves. If anything happens, i can help since i know my place best."
"No, i should go to him instead, ishould go to him yeah. i think i'll go tell him tommorow, when i'm ready." She looks up. Kakashi wipes a tear away from her eye.
"Hey, sensei, you've changed over the years." She chuckled. He smirks through his mask.
"well.." He looks around as if he was clueless yet hiding something. Sakura laughs.
"See how you've changed, you used to never let anyone come into body contact with you like i just did. Rememeber when Naruto wanted to hug you for entering us in the Chuunin exam?"
"Yea? I guess so." He blushes, cracks his neck and walks into his room.
"eh, where you going?" She yells playfully. He comes back reading his bok. She falls down anime style.
"I guess you haven't changed in that subject." He smiles through the mask, holding up his horrible book.
"Eh, Sakura, come here for a sec. I need some help with this." He tells her as he follows him tohis room. He goes into his closet looks through all his blackand blue outfits, his one jounin jacket, and even through his priceless ANBU clothing.
"Why do you keep your ANBU clothing?" Sakrua looking everywhere in his walk in closet. who knew he'd have so much clothes.
"Memeories." kakashi answers still hasn't looked up from his book while searching through his clothes.He picks out a few outfits covered with a bag. "Got it." He says. He lays them down on his bed and unzips them.
"Sakura, which one do you think would look best on me, the greyish-blue, black, or silky navy blue?"
"Kakashi? Suits? why?" Sakura asked so confused.
"Never though your old sensei could get a date huh?" there was an awkward silence.
"WHAT!" Sakura yells. "you have a date! This is unreal! With who?"
"Oh, Ayame, the girl at that ramen place, whatever it's called."
"i haven't been there in a while... But isn't she young?"
"Yeah, but hey, she likes older men, i like younger women...and older... and..."
"Okay, okay, don't need all that! But your mask?"
"oh, she knows what i look like without it. Remember the time when you and Naruto treated me there? you guys tried to get to see me without my mask. she was the only one who saw me without it. She told me when i asked her out.
"You asked her out?"
"Yea! Ofcourse, she looks even better after theseyears have gone by, she became manager there too. You should see her, man her hair going down her back, and she even highlighted it with silver streaks through it. I bet she's around a double D cup?..."
"KAKASHI!" Sakura smacks him for saying a perverted comment.
"So anyways, which one?"
"Try them on."
"right." he takesof his shirt and Sakura stands there all twitchy.
"NOT WHILE I'M IN HERE YOU JERK!" She blushes and stomps out.
He comes out with the navy blue on and even a hat tipped to the side.
"Whoa! my sensei looks good! Try on the black one, it'll match the mask better. are you wearing the mask.
"Eh, i dunno, maybe if she tells me to get rid of it i'll take it off, but i doubt it then people will see me,. unless we head to her place, or here then maybe we'll.."
"NEXT KAKASHI!" Sakura rolls her eyes. He quickly comes back out in the black.
"Black is so you, forget the silk, you look even sexier than you did when you were my sensei-" Sakura covered her mouth.
"Haha, iguess i should wear this stuiff more often eh Sakura-chan? He laughs. He takes off the hat and throughs it on the couch.
"What was that for?" She picks up the hat.
"too hattish. i like my hair when it's like this." He takes of his Hatae-ite head protector. His hair flowed down tohis shoulders, yet it still had a unique spikiness to it even on the side like usual.
" i love it."
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"No you can't bring the book with you." Sakura tells him.
"But i always bring my book, what if i get bored?"
"YOU CAN'T GET BORED ON A NIGHT LIKE THIS! Besides, Rule number one-if you get bored then, so will she. On a date, the man does everything, pays for it all, creates the mood, everything. you made the move now finish it!" She explained.
"Oh, well, whatever." He walks into his room with that same laid back walk. He puts the book away. Walks back in and sits down.
"Okay, i putit away. Now what...Sakura-sensei?" Sakura laughs.
"your walk won't do, that sets a lazy-'i really don't care nor wanna be here' mood so you gots to fix that. Sakura walks around kakashi.
"knowing how most women walk on a date, i've seenher walk around in the restaraunt and it'd be something like this." Sakura walks around tilt a lil to side for flirt and lighly switches just like a model.
"Work it!"Kakashi cheered. That earned him a slap in the face. "now, she will walk somewhere around the lines like that, you have to stand staright, look up and walk like a gentlemen.straightened tue and...Eh? where's your tie?"Sakura noticed he wasn't wearing one.
"oh, i don't know how to tie one. Duh." Kakashi says non-chalantly. sAkura finds a black tie and ties it for him.
"Eh? Sakura, don't you think that a tie is too fancy?" She thinks about it.
"our right it'll never do."
"Next, rule number two- Don't be-"
"What was rule number one again?"Kakashi asked. Sakura sighs.
"DON'T BE A RETARD AND LISTEN!
She yelled.
"Rule number one is -if you get bored,so will
she."
"Oh, yeeah that'sright, now, go on, rule number two is.."
" don't be a show off. Try toimpress her in a cool way. You know? You canbe your normal self cause you already seem pretty cool to me. Set that myterious tone on her, she'll love it. i know i would. Dont' ever ever listen to some stupid soap opera or them old people romances with the 'hey babe ho's ya doin'? ' and never do the growl, please oh please don't. It's so not cool.
" So, i shouldn't sound like this." Kakashi said with a hint of 'sexy' in his voice. It was so wrong.
"NO! don't be something you ain't plaese! She'll like the way you are and if not, she was never right for you in the first place." Sakura said.
"So, is that all?"
"No, rule number three- never go cheap. Please tell me wheere you guys ar egoing. If you even dare say-
"Ichiruka." Sakura cries.
"no! That place is so cheap! and plsu she works! there!" She bangs her head on the wall. "How can you be so lame kakashi? i though you were cool."
"calm down Sakura. Fine, we'll go to that place called, what is it? Mc.Donalds?i love them fries..."
"No! That place is even cheaper! What kind of place has a 'dollar menu'? think outside your cheap little box of your. Use that brain i know you have.
"well, she doesn't work there...fine. Okay, um how about an Italian restoraunt? I saw this place called Olive Branch up the street from Mc Donalds. It seemed expensive but i've been working extra lately for this night.
"God! That's great! Now, what
do you get there?"
"Um, some appetizer and a drink?"
"No! don't be stupid remember! you get whatever she wants, appetizers, salads, entree! deserts! all of that! And maybe some wine! Whatever she wants you get! Make suggestions!"
"I don't think i'm liking this part when it comes to my wallet... i have a feeling i might slip."
"I do too. But i'll help you. Rule number four. Be gentle and be yourself. Don't move to fast okay?"
"so, you're saying that we should eat, got to the park , then we walk back to her place, then i bang her!" Kakashi's face brightens up. Sakura's dace turns diguisted.
"EWWWWWWwwwww, NO! Don't belike that. That's perverted and gross."
"But Sakura, i am perver-"
"But she don't need none of that..."
"But you said be yourself-"
"Forget what i said! just, don't move too fast, that might scare her away. " His face saddens.
"What if she wants too?"
"Then you warn her about the consequences!"
"And then?" Kakashi's face lightens up with hope. Sakura sighs.
"then you can bang her." Kakashi jumps up.
"score!"
"whatever." Sakura rolls her eyes. "rule number five, don't lose her. literally, some guys have literally lost there dates at the park, she runs off and they don't find her and she never comes back to them.q
"Do yo think i'm that stupid? I'm a ninja."
"Well, Ino told me that Shikamru misplaced her on there first date, he fell asleep looking for her but she came back cause she truelly loved him.
"Hmm, well, i hope she'll come back if she loves me right?" Kakshi jokes.
"Yeah, right. just dontbe stupid like that. you can be pretty lazy yourself."
"no way! i'm not lazy at all!" H elooks at his watch. "Oh yeeah, news comes on, i gotta check the weather! Sakura canyou get the remote?it's right there on the tv stand." Which was right next to him.
"SEE! SEE WHAT I MEAN?" she yells.
"No, i don't but if you could've just handed me the remote we wouldn't have had this problem. " He says flipping through the channels.
"Kakashi! Huh! My god! your a bum!"
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"Okay, here you go. Remeber what i said" Sakura tells the 'ready for his first date in a while or even ever' Kakashi.
"right, well, i'm off."
"oh yeah! rule number 0-"
"How can there be a zero?"
"Because it's before number one and i forgot all about it. 'don't be late.' "
"Right." He leaves out and Sakura shuts the door.
"something tells me this is gonna go completly wrong."
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Sakura decided to spy on them, Kakashi knew she was there. He was supposed to be there by 7 but he wasn't. Nor was she.
2 hours later-
'my god, ho win the world is he so late?' they finally walk up in diffrent directions and laughed. Sakura could here them
"I'm sorry, i'm late." They said in unison. "well, you see i saw a dog and i adore dogs so i couldn't help but take it home then i remebered i can;t have a dog i'm allergic so then i had to by soem allergy medicine." Ayame said.
"You don't say? I didn't got through al that but i got lost on the road of life is all." Kakashi said cracking his neck like usual.
'didn't i tell him not to do that! They were both late, my god these two are alike!' Sakura said.
"So where are we going?"Ayame said.
"I have reservations at an Italian restoraunt." She smiled with her lsoft pink lip gloss on. She didn't look her age at all. 'for someone in her late 20's, she looks pretty young! thoughi don't look bad myself...' Kakashi thought. They were walking and they both walked the same!' i was partly right about the switching but why does she have her hands up holding her head like Kakashi is right now! they both are to much!'
"hey Kakashi!" She starts. kakshi looks at her, well he already was but you know what i mean. "You look really sexy in that suit."
"thanks, but i don't look half as sexy as you." She was wearing a fishnet sleeved black dress, showing off some cleavage, not toomuch though, how Kakshi liked it. She had one black eye liner and eye shadow, no need for mascara, she had different eyes then useual,almost like the moon. She worea fuzzy artistic styled hat with it to the side, and soem highhealed sandals. He dress came toherknees with a slit on one side that came up only 7 inches or so, not to high.
"yeah, right idon't even have anything revealing like you guys probaly like.."
"I like you the way you are, and i don't want you to be to revealing, that sounds slutty to me." Kakshi smiled throughhis mask. "Besides, i have a mask, that's odd."
"I love it though! It adds to you r mysterious laid back tone. it's really hott on you." They kept walking and finally reached the place. Sakura followed behind.
"here you go." They were finallys seated and Kakshi didn't even bother to pull out her chair for her! 'that idiot! he ruined it!' Sakra thought as she sat down at another table that was farely distant. Sakura ahd called over ino and Shikamaru last misnute so she wouldn't lookout of place. they brought Lee too.
"Hey, so, Kakashi's on a date? How sweet!" ino said while waiting for the watress to come so they could order.
"Eh? sounds troublesome to me..."
"Gai-sensei's dating!" they all went silent. "It's true i saw him1 He was with a girl named Cindy from aAmerica.. She's crazy! THey were so cool! Gai sensei..." Lee got all teary.
"yeah,so anyways, " Sakura continued, she looked overat Kakashi he was reading his stipid book agaibn. "NOO! I toldhim not to bring that stupid book!"
"ever thought that maybe he didn't maybe that one's her's? Geez, this night is very troublsome..." Shikamaru sighed. they saw Ayame take out of her puse 3 more of the books and showed Kakashi. She sat on his lap as they read the book together
"So what'd you wanna eat?" kakashi asked.
"Oh, um just , maybe some appetizers and drink?"
"That all!" kakshi was shocked.
"Yeah, i'm a light eater, i always wonderedhow that Naurto guy can eat so much ramen."
"Yeah, same here."
"so what're you eating?"
"Eh, maybe a salad and spaghetti."
"Hm.. that sounds good. I think i'll get that instead.
Finally, they were served and Kkashi ahd the spaghetti alfredo, and Ayame had spaghetti with tomato sauce. Kakahi actually let his mask down!
"Eh, Kakashi-kun, How does yours taste?" She blushed when she saw his whole face again.
before she knew it she had a mouthful of spaghetti in her mouth!
"Kwkwkshmmee!" She lughed as she ate the mouthful of spaghtti alfredo.
"Good?" Kakshi asked, with a huge smirk on his face. She swallowed and nodded.
"Yes. but now it's pay back!" She makes pushes some of her food into his mouth and Kakashi swallows it whole!"
"Ouch!That was an accident"he smiled at himself for accidently almost choking on spaghetti. they alughed.
"i can't even see his face!" Sakura yelled mad that she still couldn't see his face with out the mask! "why is his back turned?"
"Casue he's cool like that."Ino, and Lee answered. Shikamaru half asleep.
"I think it's Shikamaru's bedtime." Ino, giggled."
"you go that right right babe." He said slighly. They turned to Kakashi and Ayame, they had stood up and left, without even a desert! Kakshi's mask was back on and he looked at SAkura, he gave her a thumbs up. hewas acting the way she told hime not to! but it was working out fine...
"So, kakashi, wanna tak eme home?" She asked.
"Well, i guess i am aren't i?" He chuckled.
"Yeah." She giggled.
Whe they reached her apartment and they stood outside her door. Ino and her husband left and so did Lee. Sakrua watched.
"thanks for taking me out, i had a lot of fun." Ayame said. against the door, shoulders exposed from loos fitting sleeves. kakshi sweatdropped.
"Yeah, me too." They looked into eachothers eyes and -Woah! 'i ain't watching none of that!' Sakura panicked and decided she would sneak off. Then they kissed and Kakshi's hands wondered to her butt and she took hishand and palcedit on her lag were her skrit ended and her lifted it up slowly.
"let's see what you can do my Jounin Ninja boy. She said as she pulled him into her home and locked the doors shut.