Hello! its time for Chapter three! can you feel the excitment. yesI know it was a long time since my last update. im sorry. as you see i like to put things off. so to stop my rambling lets start the chapter. oh and as you know I don't own FMA how ever I do take pleasure in saying I own thetotalof one character Rizas dog! Oh and thany you for reviewing

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Chapter- 3 Happy birthday Roy!

Roy walked around the other children that he had gathered in the tree house. "So... Why are we here again?" a very bored Havoc asked, for he was SO bored he was counting the floor borads. "Tomorow is a special day!" Roy begain, "You know why?" he gave them a minute to think of why tomorow was so special. When no one said anything he continued. "Tomorow is my BIRTHDAY! im gonna be 7." Roy chirped. "So." Riza spoke, unamused by Roys speach. " I'm already 7! so im older than you! Haha!" Riza said trying to one- up roy.

"I forgot to mention" Roy began again ignoring Riza's last coment. "Everyones invited...Accept you." He said as he looked strait at Riza. "W-What! Why?" Rizas smile hat turned into a frown quickly. "Riza, Riza, Riza, I hate to break it to you, but...I hate you. we only hang out with you because your mom Gives sus cookies." Roy admitited, and the others nodded. At this point riza was pissed, however he chose not to show her anger, she pretended like she didnt care... that is, she didnt show her anger, till Roy told her to leave the tree house. Riza stood up, ready to leave, however before she left she decided it would be best to turn around, glare at all the boys in the room. Then slap Roy in the face, which she did. After that that she spun around, wipping her long blond hair in Roys face, and left the tree house.

They watched as Riza speed walked home with her head held high in the air.

"do you think we should have done that? Rizas gonna find ways to hurt us now." Fury shuddered as he imagined Riza tieing them to a large tree, and charging at them with a knife. The others shuddered as other possible ways Riza could kill them poured throught their minds. "Ahh, forget about her theres nothing she could do to us, shes a girl." Roy stated. "Well we can't be to sure Roy, don't you remember the time she tied Breda to a log and pushed the log into the river! Or that time she wraped her new jumprope around Fury's neck" Havoc recalled two of the many 'accidents' riza has caused. The three sat silently untill Roy spoke. "Just forget about her! We have more important things to worry about... like what your gonna get me for my birthday." Roy changed the subject rather quickley.

MEANWHILE

Riza stomped up to her room and slamed the door close behind her. "Stupid Roy! I swear I'll Get you if its the last thing i do!" Riza cursed looking into her desser miror. "Who are you talking to?" A voice behind her asked, Riza turned around to see a girl with short black hair sitting on her bed. "Who are you?" Riza narowed her eyes at the girl, she could be one of Roy's spies. "Oh, me? My names Miria Ross i just moved in next door. who where you talking to?" She explained then asked again. "How did you get in here?" Riza continued to question. "Your momma let me in" Maria Ross claimed. the Room whent silent for a few moments as Riza decided if she was gong to trust this girl or not.

"Who where you talking to? Where you talking to your self? cause thats a sign of you being craz- " Ross began but Riza inturpeted her. " Numver one- I am NOT crazy! Number two I WAS SWEARING MY REVENG ON ROY MUSTANG!" Riza shouted.

"Oh... Thats cool why are you doing that?"

"Because this is the last time he kicks me out the tree house! and make fun of me! I'll show him!"

"Ooo Revenge is fun can I help!"

"The more help the better" riza's voice became lower and moee evil sounding. "This is going to be so much fun!" Ross said happily. "NO! This is not fun! This is a serious matter!" Riza proclaimed. "We need to creat a plan! yes a plan..." Riza announced as she pulled out construction paper.and a Blue magic marker. Then the two got to work.

With in about 2 hours they had come up with a plan! "Ross, you will got to his door, and say that you found out it was his birthday and got him a present. That gives me and kitty-"

"ohh you kave a kitty?" Ross inturpted. "No. Its my dog, her name is kitty." Riza said as a dog entered the room. (the dog was big and somewhat resembled Black Hayte. but with reddish fur.) "But why would you name a dog after a cat?" Ross questioned, petting the dog. 'jezz she has no sence for naming animals' Ross thought. " Lets just get back to the plan, please!" Riza snapped. Ross nodded. "Ok, then Kitty, and I will sneak into the back yard where the presents and cake are. The present you gave him will hold them off from going into the back yard for 20 minuets or so, cause we are going to super glue the box shut. That gives me time to replace his gifts with empty present boxes. then i will put his real gifts in the wagon that will be attached to Kitty. Finally Kitty will step in mud and trample all over his cake! the we will run home! and our plan will have worked! its perfect! perfect! MUAHAH-" Riza finished explaiing and they began to laugh evily.

"So what will I give him as a present?" Ross asked. "well it has to be something he hates...Himm oh i got it!" Riza said then grinned evily. Ross slept over Riza's house that night, and the next day they ait breakfast and finnished making the preparations for 'the plan'. Soon the two had left the house, and with a short walk arived at Roy mustangs door step. "Ok, you ready?" Riza asked and Ross nodded.

Riza snuck quietly into the back yard as Ross nocked on the door. and was soon invited into the house. "So how'd you find out it was my birthday?" Roy asked. "I- uh- Well everyones talking about it. so it thought it would be nice to get you something." Ross smiled. at that moment Breda got hungry and whent to the back yard to get some food. "well i must be going ." Ross said, waved goodbye then walked outside.

Meanwhile in the back yard, Riza was almost done replacing the presents, when Breda walked out. "Oh hey Riza...RIZA!" Breda realized she was there. "BREDA!" Riza froze.

inside the house Roy had opened the present finally. to see a picture of Riza, Kitty and Ross, with a note attached. that said 'Happy birthday, i got you something you will love..a picture of me!' Roy got mad and crumpled up the note.

Riza was frozen, Breda was asking her questions, like waht was she doing. at that moment Roy and the others had walked outside "YOU!" Roy yelled, angrily. Riza had no idea what to do, she looked at the gate and Ross was wating for her. Rinning out of ideas Riza yelled "SIC EM' KITTY!" at that the dog jumped in the air. riza grabbed the wagon of Roys presents and ran.

Kitty attacked Breda for a few moments, breda began crying "Iwant my mommy! mommy save me!" Kitty then realized Riza was no where in sight and ran off. leaving Roy as not a happy birthday boy, and Breda very scared. "We told you this was gonna happen Roy," Hughes, Havoc, and Fury said together.

Note- Thus, became Breda's fear of dogs!

So yep thats all! um the next chapter i think they're still going to be 7 years old. im not sure though. so...Ill write more if you review...please review...and be nice...or ill cry a rive and drown the WHOLE world!