1A Snape song I wrote to the tune of "Jolly Old Saint Nicholas" It's short, easy to remember, and pops up in your head when you're listening to Christmas music!

Disclaimer: unfortunately, I did not create, nor do I own Harry Potter or anything Harry Potter related.. J.K Rowling is the genius who deserves all of the credit.

(To the tune of Jolly Old Saint Nicholas)

Grumpy old Severus,

Why are you so mean?

What did Harry do to you to make you cause a scene?

Gryfindors are not so bad,

If you'd take the time,

To find out who they are,

And not make them eat slime.