Smallville Uncensored-Chapter 3
It was dark and quiet as Clark and Chloe followed Lionel down the street. He was alone and constantly checking over his shoulder. He was definitely up to no good. Suddenly, he broke into a run, but Clark and Chloe quickly followed suit. Lionel ran down a corner, but when Clark and Chloe reached it and looked down the street, he was nowhere to be seen.
"Oh great," Chloe sighed. "All that work, and now we lost him."
"Not quite," Clark responded. There are only two doors down this alley, so he must have gone through one of them. Let's try this one on the right."
They entered quietly, and took a few steps until they heard voices. "I'll give you a million dollars for that stuff, but no more," a voice said.
"I think we've found our man," Clark said smiling. "Let's get pictures to show Lex."
Chloe took out her camera to take pictures from her hiding place, but of course Clark had to ruin everything. He jumped out with his camera and began taking pictures, in full view of the puzzled men.
"Uh, Clark?" Chloe asked uncertainly. "I don't think…"
"Quiet, Chloe!" Clark interrupted. "Don't you see this is the biggest scoop of our lives? We're going to send Lionel Luthor to jail!"
"But Clark, that's…" Chloe tried to say, but Clark couldn't hear her.
"You and your friend here will be spending a long time in jail, Lionel," Clark crowed. "I don't know if you'll ever get out!"
Chloe had had enough. "That's not Lionel! Those are just two random guys!"
Clark stopped. He paused thoughtfully. Then he realized his mistake. "I'm really sorry," he stuttered. "We'll just be on our way now." He and Chloe ran out the door and into the only other place Lionel could have gone, to the other side of the alley.
"Wow, I've just lost all faith in the human race," one man said to the other.
"You said it," the other agreed.
As the two teens entered the other door, they were greeted by loud music, and bright neon lights. Clark noticed a neon sign above a small stage reading "Club Chica."
"Club Chica?" he wondered. "I wonder what kind of place this is?"
"Lionel couldn't possibly be in here," Chloe said confused.
"Come on, let's sit there and see if we can spot him."
As they sat, an odd looking woman in a tight sparkly dress and fish net stockings approached them. "Can I get you two sweeties some drinks?"
"Yes please!" Clark responded happily. They ordered drinks, and the woman walked away. "What a friendly waitress," Clark said.
"Um Clark, that wasn't exactly a…" Chloe began, but then the lights dimmed, and the waitress brought their drinks. "Enjoy the show dears," she said winking at Clark.
"Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Club Chica!" The man on stage said to the audience. The audience began cheering, and Clark found himself cheering with them. "It is my pleasure tonight," he continued, "To introduce one of our club's greatest acts, heeeeeeeeerrrrrreeeeee'sssssssssssss Lolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
Soft music began playing as Lola stepped out onto the stage. "Hello, I'd like to sing a little song that many of you may know, called 'I Feel Like A Woman'. Hit it boys!"
The band launched into the song as the audience shouted and clapped. "I feel like a woman," Lola sang into the microphone as members of the audience began throwing money at the stage. Clark started doing it too, until Chloe had to restrain him.
"Hey Clark?" Chloe wondered. "Have you noticed something odd about Lola?"
"Now that you mention it, there is something strange about her," Clark answered.
As Lola finished her song, Clark and Chloe got a good look at her face. After a few seconds identical expressions of shock and horror appeared on their faces.
"Oh. My. God," Chloe murmured.
Dun dun dun! What happened to Lionel? Find out in the next installment of Smallville Uncensored! Somebody shave me...
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