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1. Just a plain start up

"Tohru-san, what are we having for dinner tonight?" Shigure suddenly popped into the dining room with the damn-I'm-so-starving look on his face.

"Ah, Shigure-san! Welcome home. Tonight we are having a special meal specially made for our Mr. Writer due to the launching of his new novel. We are having grilled barracuda topped with leek, fried beef with leek, and chicken soup sprinkled with leek," Tohru replied with a sweet smile on her face. Her hands were busy running on the table settings.

"My my my… Tohru-kun, you make this old man heart tremble with joy… And of course, any men will feel the same thing especially when all this wonderful meals are garnished with the love from a girl's pure heart. Ah…" Shigure laid the back of his palm on his forehead, tears of joy ran down his cheek (of course he is just pretending – so much like Shigure).

"Aaaargh! Leek! Leek! Leek! What is this! Hey, how do you expect me to eat something like this, huh?" Kyo who appeared from the walkway yelled.

"What's wrong with leek? It is good for your stomach, Kyo. Especially when you are suffering from constipation." Shigure laid out an irritating grin on his face.

"And just whom are you pointing that fact to, you dog!"

"Baka-neko, just shut up and sit down. Your loud meows are so annoying," said Yuki, taking his seat next to Tohru around the square-shaped table.

"Shut up stupid mouse! I don't want to be told that by a freak like you."

"Who are you calling a freak, freak?"

"What? Unsatisfied? Wanna fight? Bring it on rat!"

"Kyo, Yuki, calm down. You guys are ruining the fine mood here. Naa... why don't you guys be seated so that we can start our dinner now. The dishes are getting cold. After our meal, you guys are free to continue with your fight. Besides, we don't want our lovely princess here to get caught in the middle of a cat and a mouse fight, right Tohru-san?" Shigure laid an arm around Tohru's shoulder.

"Aaa… ano… ano… err…" Tohru seemed to be lost in her place. "What should I do?" she thought.

"Stop it you perverted old geezer! Put your hand off her." Kyo landed a punch on Shigure's head but Shigure managed to evade it.

"Kyaa… I can smell fume of jealousy burning here. Can it be that our little neko is jealous of this handsome young writer," Shigure tried to pour oil to the already burned flame, purposely killing Kyo with furiousness.

"Shut up, stupid dog! Shut that damn howling voice of yours or I'll send you straight to hell." Tohru swore she could see the flame of anger burning in Kyo's red eyes. But before that, she missed his damn flushed cheeks upon hearing Shigure's word.

"Aaa… ano… Kyo-kun, Shigure-san, please… Please calm down." Tohru's effort of trying to cool down the extremely furious Kyo and the dim-witted Shigure was absolutely in vain.

"Ah, I'm sick of this! Just keep quiet will ya, baka-neko." Yuki picked a chopstick-full of leek from the fried beef dish and stuffed them into Kyo's wide open mouth.

"Yuki-kun, I think Kyo has passed out already…"

Well, that ended the not-so-unusual situation that always happens in the Sohma's family.