Disclaimer: I do not own Sonic, Final Fantasy 7 or Beast Wars.

Megatron: Before we begin; I, Megatron, would like to apologize for trying to send bombs to Rei. As a way of saying sorry, I want to give you this. (Hands Rei a bomb) Use it to blow up anything you want. And now back to our regulator programming.

Final Fantasy VII: The Sonic Way

"Two chapters and already we have to go on intermission." Knuckles said as he and the rest of the cast tries to find Sonic.

"Yeah, well if someone kept an eye on where Sonic was. We wouldn't need to find him" Shadow replied.

Megatron then said, "Well if we don't find him. I'll have to go job hunting again and I'm not very good at it".

FLASHBACK

"So, I'm getting my own series? HAH! TAKE THAT GEORGE LUCAS!" bellows Megatron.

"Yes sir, but there's one catch. It's a kiddie show. You know, educational. Rated G. Which means-"

The director states, giving Megs the Evil Eye, and suddenly speaking in a very authoritative voice

"-that there will be no swearing, boozing, shooting, killing, detonating, hitting, smacking, pimping, shin-digging, horse-play, conspiracies, yelling, farting, jiving, discoing, high-fiving, gun using, mention of the NRA, G.O.P, Al Gore, communism, theorcism, stabbing, maiming, kidnapping, or showing nude photos of Silverbolt and Blacharachnia." His chest explodes, spraying Megatron with blood and organs.

"So…what can I do?"

"You can do," says a man who just walked in "Absolutely, positively, not anything the least bit resembling fun at all. This is educational television, after all."

The show begins.

"Hey, let's see if Megatron wants to play!" One of the kids said.

"Hello Children!" Megatron said as he appears on stage,

"BLARNEY!"

"WHAT? YOU SHALL NOT CALL YOUR COMMANDING OFFICER THAT! UP WITH THEO-COMMUNISM!" Megatron then whips out a gun and vaporizes one of the kids, stabs another, smacks another, stuffs two in bags, activates bombs, blowing up Joe the Cameraman and whips out beer. "Hic' you- you two interns, go with, 'hic', Carl." Megatron then somehow manages to fart, disco, pee, and swear at the same time.

END FLASHBACK

The entire cast stare at Megatron as the flashback finishes and slow backed away from him.

"I wish we knew where to look for Sonic." Tails said, when a voice suddenly said, "Maybe I can help. Heeheehahahaha."

Megatron, recognising the laugh, rolled his eyes as he turned to face the Spider-bot, "What do you, Tarantulas?"

"Simple, teeheehahahahaaha." Tarantulas replied, "If I help you find Sonic, I want a part in the story"

"Alright, fine. Now tell us where to find him"

"Well, it just so happens, I saw who kidnapped him and we can use my space ship to find him."

Meanwhile with Sonic.

"Hey," Sonic yelled, "Where am I?" then, a giant transparent floating skull flew up to him and answered, "You are on our home world, and we are the Vok"

"O.k. now for the next question, when you kidnapped me. Why did you look like Bill Clinton?"

"We have no physical from that your mind cannot understand and so took the form of one of your leaders of authority from your mind."

Sonic then pointed out, "But I can see that you're a giant transparent floating skull."

"Our union has decided that since we're more ghost like, it doesn't count as a physical form." The Vok replied

"Well, can you tell me why you kidnapped me?"

"We figured that we can use you to convince Sega to let us play the part as the aliens in the Shadow game."

Meanwhile, back with the rest of the Sonic crew.

"Trust the Vok to interfere with the story." Megatron said as Tarantulas parked the spaceship, a number of Vok then appeared before them.

"What do you want?" one of them asked,

"We want Sonic back" Knuckles answered,

"We'll give him back if you talk Sega into letting us be the aliens in the Shadow game."

"Deal"

The Vok then handed Sonic over.

"Good," Shadow said, " Now let's get back and continue with the story."

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A short chapter I know, but this is an intermission chapter.

Review time

Rei the Hedgehog: Thank you for your review, I'm sure you'll enjoy this and your stories are great. (Megs: Yesss. Those U.L.Fs are ok. For fur balls)

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