Helpful Fluids-ones that people hate
Set-when Dumbledore asks Harry to get his cloak to retrieve the horcrux.
"Im going with you Harry" said Hermione after Harry finished explaining where him and Dumbledore are headed.
"No Hermione I can't risk it! Besides Dumbledore won't let you." Harry replied.
"Yeah he will don't you worry." Hermione said,
"Well what about me" stated Ron.
"Fuck off Ron your not invited!" the two of them say simultaneously. Minute's later found Harry and Hermione in Dumbledore's office pleading for Hermione to tag along with them.
"Sit, look who followed me? Can we keep her please?" Harry pleaded.
"Very well come along then" Dumbledore said while exiting the room.
With out delay they made their way to Hogsmeade and apparated to the sea. They then swam across the sea until they reached the cave.
"Oh surely not, so crude" Dumbledore said quietly as they stood at the cave wall.
"What is it Professor?"
"I rather think" Said Dumbledore putting his uninjured hand inside his robe and drawing out a short silver knife of the kind they used to chop potion ingredients. "That we are required to make payment to pass."
"Payment?" said Harry, "You've got to give the door something?"
"Yes" said Dumbledore, "Blood if I'm not much mistaken."
"Blood?" Hermione gasped staring at the knife.
"I said it was crude" said Dumbledore "The idea as I am sure you will have gathered, is that your enemy must weaken him or herself to enter. Once again Voldemort fails to grasp that there are much more terrible things then physical injury. "
Dumbledore brought the knife towards his exposed forearm,
"Professor: both Harry and Hermione shouted simultaneously.
"You don't have to injure yourself." said Hermione. Suddenly Hermione stuffed her hand down her underwear and seemed to be fishing for something, before she pulled her hand back up and smeared the contents of her hand upon the cave wall. The cave suddenly opened.
"Hermione?" Harry said uncertainly.
"I've got my period" Hermione said easily, "It is better than having Dumbledore injure himself. Thank god for Menstration."
"Uh, Hermione, that's so gross."
And the rest goes by the book. The End.
Author's Note: Just to explain, this nice little disgusting story came about while dying my best friends hair the colour of blood/period. Sorry if I sickened anyone…..im disturbed. Thanks for reading….don't forget to review!