A Date With Horio? Ano.. Sempai!
Disclaimer: I do not own Horio, Ryoma, Momo, or any PoT characters for that matter. The Original characters belong their respective owner. But nevertheless, this screwed up plot (which will never happen even if I go to Japan and beg the Sensei) is mine.
Please NO flames, though if you have something constructive to say, you are more than welcome
Rating: PG (For language and cross-dressing, and possible shounen-ai)
Yes people, this is a humor fic (hopefully), so nothing serious. Also note that Ryoma can be OOC sometimes.
Horio is desperate to get a date. It couldn't be that hard to find a nice girl for our lovely, um, not so popular, underappreciated, 2 year experienced (in tennis), young freshman, right? And so, Momo thought. But things can get a little tangled up once nobody took the bait…
"…"- talking
'….'- thinking
Chapter 2- The Target
It's another sunny day in the world of Prince of Tennis, actually, particularly in the room of Momoshi (ack, it sounds like Powerpuff girls).
'hamburger….fries….free'
beep Beep BEEEPP…….
'…and stupid alarm…. Wait.. OmG, it's 8'o clock aready!! What the? How come?!' (that always happens to me --)
In a light-year of a second, Momo jumped out of his bed, bumped his head in a cupboard, removed, didn't bother to make his bed, and started cursing in every words he know.
"Today's the assembly, they are so going to kill me, and Inui sempai might even make me taste his.."
Just thinking about that made Momo want to melt.
Mean while
"Aiii, where is that stupid Momo?" sighed a certain red head.
"Momoshi certainly is late, …and Kaidou too. Did they had that much fun last night that they.. (Authur's note: Inui-sempai! Remember to keep this PG!) …"
"Well, anyways those punks are late! I will not tolerate this kind of behavior from them again, this time they cannot go without punishments." said Tezuka, "And Eiji!"
"Ah, Hai!"
"Did you finish that Banner I assigned you?"
"Haii.." 'Never upset the Buchou when he's mad' was the little red head's reaction.
"Good"
Back to Momoshi
Near the stair case, foot steps could be heard, they grew louder and louder as the foot steps continued to descend. Finally, they reached to a stop.
"Oye, you're up already," said Momo. Found a neatly stacked of blankets on the couch.
"I don't think anyone could go back to sleep after all that rapture upstairs." replied a certain sophomore.
"Che. Why couldn't you be more useful around here? Now we are really late."
"Useful? What am I, your slave? I'm already cooking, cleaning, and shopping for you ever since I moved into your damn house."
"Well, it's not my fault our parents decided to take a vacation now, and you moved in with me. Besides, your cooking isn't all that neither."
"Say that again... What did you say about my mom's recipe?"
"Oh S, look at time, we better hurry. We really shouldn't have played video games all night." exclaimed Momo.
"Hey, but you lost"
"That was not fair; it was because I fell asleep. Oh yea? I won't lose to you in a race."
And so, the said two raced their way out the door laughing and running OOC-ly like five years olds.
'Oh yea, I promised Horio to find a date for him… Where can I find nice young girls? School, malls, street, that is so easy. Free food, I'm coming to ya baby!' Momo thought cheekily.
Once Momoshi and Kaidou reached school, they were scorned senseless, ordered to pick up tennis balls all day.
"Ita.. they'll be so sorry when I break my back and cannot play anymore." mumbled Momoshi.
"This is good training, you are practicing flexibility." replied Kaidou.
"Well, not everyone is a persistent freak like you." mocked Momo.
Before Momo and Kaidou can get in a fight, an innocent bystander was caught by Momo's predatorily eyes. Before the victim could escape, she was stopped by the calling of the predator's voice.
"Yo, aren't you the girl who always hang around Horio, Tomo-chan?"
"What? It's not like I want to hang around that baka."
'Ok, not a good sign there,' thought Momo.
"Well, I guess you wouldn't consider a date with him…" Momo scratched his head.
For a second, there was a hint of blush, but it quickly disappeared.
"Hell no! I'll be humiliated. But if it is Ryoma-kun.. ahh.." Tomo-chan began to drift into her own little world.
'Note to self; don't even bother asking Echizen fangirls.' Momo sighed.
Momo searched and searched, but either they are all Ryoma fangirls, or…
"You mean that loud, short, and mono brow kid? No way!"
'It seem Horio is rather famous, actually more infamous.' signed Momo.
In other places, Momo was also unsuccessful. The picture of Horio was turned down numerously. Momo thought about giving fake photos, but that would be too evil.
"So, all the girls wouldn't agree.. but maybe…." Momo grinned maliciously.
Arthur's Note: Sorry for the cliffhanger, I'll try to make the next chapter soon.