A Random Congregation of Fops

I return from my jaunt! Here's the fops, in all their foppish glory!

Disclaimer: "If my life is for rent, and I don't learn to buy. I desire nothing more than I get, 'cause nothing I have is truly mine."-Dido

They were all rather confused, less then amazingly, being that they were fops. A particularly bright one cried out. "Iocane powder, I'll bet my life on it!"

"Ah Humperdink, I see you made it, unfortunately," observed the rather sarcastic omnipotent voice that is/was/will be the author.

Raoul stared at the space next to him. "But…Christine was here. And then she wasn't. Why isn't she here? Where are my servants? Where's my collection of pretty, shiny things? Are guys not supposed to wear make-up? I'm so confused."

Dear Willard fared no better. "Where's Elizabeth? Where's Jack? Please don't leave me." He was reduced to sobs. "Everyone leaves and then dies. STOP LEAVING AND DYING!"

The omnipresent (I'm quite omni) author felt bad. He was, after all, not a bad fop. Heck, he even swash-buckled. She sent him home. She already had Legolas there. Of course, there needed to be another fop……

"Where's Timmy? Where's Wanda? Ohh, shiny things." Cosmo proceded to zone out. (His name's Cosmo for crying out fop. He is a likeable fop though…)

"Ehem, you are gathered here because you are fops, and most of you annoy me. Feel free to fop amongst yourselves."

Legolas squinted. "Mine Elven eyes see scented soap somewhere in China. I have the urge to walk upon newly-fallen snow in my strange, Elven manner and cry 'alas'."

Raoul continued to stare at the Christine-less space next to him. He gasped. "I must have been THE POTATO OF THE OPERA!"

"It's Phantom you foppish twit." Erg, he annoys me.

"I must rescue Christine from……not being with me!" He proceeded to charge out the window. Which was right next to an open door. To the fop-mobile, away!

Cosmo struck-up a rather one-sided conversation with his new-found lucky penny.

"Memo to self: make next congregation both unstable and slightly sane."

Heh, this is good exercise for staying in character. Feel free to borrow the idea, just give me some credit, kay?

TrisakAminawn: Hehehe, yay dismantling sofas! Raoul is fop personified, is he not? Thank you, thou art my first reviewer that I do not see at lunch. :)