Well, it's me. Finally decided to make one of these dismal things. Let's see, what's happening in the world today?
The dementors are annoying the bloody piss out of me. Since they're breeding, the females are getting really pissy and moody and are damanding chocolate and battery acid every five minutes.
Pettigrew's starting to scare me... not that he didn't already scare me, now it's just at a new level of weird. the other day I swear I saw a rat in the bathroom when I was taking my daily bubblebath. Then I swear I heard him murmur "That's what makes it so great to look at" when I asked him if my butt looked big in my new cargo pants. None the less, I've sent him over to annoy Snape for the time being. Hopefully now I can enjoy my baths without wondering if he's peeking through the keyhole...:shivers:
And that little brat of Lucius's is really whiny. He get's it from his mother. A little show off, that one is, too. Let's see, if he doesn't die this year I forsee him cutting his hair, spiking it, turning homosexual and dancing onstage with four other gay guys while singing the remake of "Bye-Bye-Bye" Oh well, with Lucius in Azkaban, the female death eaters keep complaining that there's no eye candy for them to look at, and apparently they need a weak blonde pansy to be satisfied.
Narcissa's been whining constantly, and crying. She's very distraught...poor girl. Well I don't care, at least now I win at DDR so as long as she sucks, I'm happy.
Well that's it for today, I'm going to go play target practice with the little children down the block.
Voldie Out