Class Census
This is Sirius Black, your Oracle reporter, here for the class cenus of 197--. Just rip out this article and return the forms to dorm room 10, girl's side, or to Alice Remerta, editor and Fashion/gossip columnist of the Oracle; winners will be in next week's edition. (This means you, reviewers! Read Note for more info.)
Cutest Girl: __________
Handomsest Boy: _________
Nosy-est: _________
Loudest Mouth: _________
Class Clown:_____________
Most Annoying:_____________
Biggest Bum:______________
Most Likely to Fail:___________
Biggest Flirt (girl):____________
Biggest Flirt (boy):_____________
Cutest Couple:_______________________
Valedictorian:_______________
Next Head Boy:______________
Next Head Girl:_______________
Should be in Slytherin:_____________
Should be in Ravenclaw:____________
Should be in Hufflepuff:______________
Teacher's Pet:____________
Most Athletic:____________
Most Likely to get in trouble:_____________
Miss Gryffindor: ____________
Mr. Gryffindor:______________
Hogwarts students have problems, from O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s to boy/girl relationships to Potions homework. To help Gryffindor students with their problems, you can...
Ask Moony
Dear Moony,
If a woodchuck would cut chuck wood, and a woodchuck could chuck wood, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
-Tongue-tied
Dear Tongue-Tied,
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, and a woodchuck could chuck wood, then a woodchuck would chuck as much chucky wood as a woodchuck possibly could!
Moony
Dear Moony,
I have a problem with speaking in rhyme!
I seem to do it all the time!
And if that's not enough,
(and that's certainly tough),
then they accuse me as if it were crime!
-Limericked out of Poems
Dear Limericked out of Poems,
Take a deep breath. Then start singing everything you say.
Moony
Dear Moony,
I need sugar! really bad! really really bad! really really really bad! really really really really bad! really really really really bad!
-I need sugar
Dear I need Sugar,
Sirius, I thought you learned that night in the dorm room to quit using all the reallys!
Moony
Do you want Moony to answer your questions? Send them to room ten, boys dorms, third door on the left, (or purplenicole@msn.com) and YOU might appear in the Gryffindor Oracle!
Wondered what's going on in Gryffindor? Ever wanted to know what's happening? Well, now you can find out from the Queen of Gossip herself...
Lion's Roar
There was yet another devastating Lily/James incident this week. I think we could mark the time by them now. Apparently, James tried to pick up some things Lily had dropped, but ended up pouring out the ink on her hair when Sirius shouted: "BOO!" from behind him. Unfortunately, Lily blamed James for this incident, and James and Sirius are trying to ignore each other.
But that's not been all the commotion this week--strife is in the air. Sirius Black just had a major breakup with Lolinda Lefay, and apparently she dumped him. She claims he was cheating on her and publicaly defaced him in front of the entire Gryffindor House last night in teh common room. Many girls are congradulating Lolinda, while still others are starting to dislike her for her mistreatment of the object of their affections. I'm glad I'm attached.
This has been Alice Remerta with Lion's Roar, the Gryffindor gossip column. Have any juicy tidbits of gossip? Share it with me--slip it under dorm room 10 and it could appear in Lion's Roar!
Lioness Poetry
The Lioness has picked a poem this week from the thirty three sent to her room and would like to say thank you to all the participants! The winning poem follows.
between us
there's not one thing
we didn't do wrong
but we were together
every step of the way
and family isn't defined by blood
and we're closer than brothers can be
so we'll never, ever say
goodbye.
- a fifth year
House Points Currently:
Gryffindor: 444
Hufflepuff: 444
Slytherin: 444
Ravenclaw: 444
All Materials Copyright The Gryffindor Oracle, volume 260, 16th edition--all character copyright JK Rowling. Aladdin Niadra copyright Abigail Nicole, as well as any minor characters.
Notebook: All right! To vote on the class forms, use any characters I have made up as well as the Marauders--no modern day HP characters--and of course some of your own characters, too! Only one vote per person--don't nominate your character for everything, and please use canon and my characters first (as it is my story). Enjoy & have fun!