Gloomy day...excellent.
The dementors are still bleeding annoying. One even threw it's robe at me because I told it to sod off...that was scary. I never want to see another naked dementor as long as i live. :shivers:
On a plus, I have the werewolves working for me now. Fenrir finally agreed when I said he could have all the children he could eat after I rule the world. :evil laugh: Eh, children... don't really care for them. They're bloody useless, all they do is scream, throw up, and piss on your valuables.
The Malfoys came by today, as did Bella. Ah... Bella, you may have screwed up to get the profecy-as did about 50 other idiots- but you managed to get out, and you killed a rather annoying flea bitten poor excuse for a man. Good job, dear. You get a cookie.
Draco seems to be cowering before me quite nicely. :smirk: Well, what can I say? I do have that effect on people. The little prat got a little mad, though, when I told him to put on a pair of leather pants, a yellow bandana, and jump on the table an sing "Quit playing games with my heart." He scowled and bitched a bit, but it was worth it. He really pulled it off, too. Takes after Lucius, that one.
Ah, I remember the first time I made Lucius dress up like a backstreet boy and sing on the coffee table... good times, good times. Ah, Lucius, I miss you. It's so boring now that you're gone, I mean, who're we going to get to do "Mean Girls" impressions now? And why'd you have to get locked up before I stole your snakey pimp-cane, huh? Huh? Yes, you just think about that, you ingrate.
Well, I must go now, it's almost 6 and the rest of the death eaters will be here in a bit so we can all play twister.
Voldie Out.