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Chapter Two…Don't you mean suite?

As all four groups headed off to plot the demise of the innocent Motel-5 owners (A/N: Never, under any circumstances, consider owning a Motel-5), none of them noticed that they were all walking together. They just assumed that the others were random losers staying at this hotel. It was only when Kazuma screamed, "WHERE ARE THOSE DAMN OWNERS! HOW DO WE GET THE SUIT IF WE CAN'T FIND THEM!" that every head turned his way.

"Don't you mean suite?" Tidus asked.

"…THE HELL!" Ed screamed. "THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL – er…I mean…ummm…"

"…jack off the suite from the owners?" Winry finished for Ed, obviously mocking him.

"EWWW!" half of the crowd screamed.

"NO, NOT THAT WAY!" Ed screamed defensively, yet again.

"Wait, how'd you two get out of that closet?" Roy asked them, stupefied. Everyone looked suspicious…at the thought of these two idiots talking about jacking people off, stuck in a closet together.

"We turned the doorknob…figuring you'd be too stupid to lock it. And I guess we were right…" Winry said. Roy gave her a vicious glare.

"Ummm…okaaaaaay…we might as well try to find them together I guess," Mimori suggested, only to receive many glares.

"I say, EVERY SHORTIE FOR HIMSELF, yo!" Inuyasha said. All heads turned his way.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SHORT HIS VOICE SOUNDS SO HIGH THAT EVERYONE ASSUMES HE'S A GIRL!" Ed yelled menacingly.

"Well, the braid certainly doesn't help your situation…" Sesshomaru commented.

"WELL YOUR HAIR'S SO LONG IT'S RIDING UP YOUR ASS!" Ed shrieked, angrier than ever.

"You're right…need help with that?" Cougar asked, grinning. Mimori smacked him.

"I'LL HAPPILY HELP WITH THAT!" Tidus said eagerly. Everyone stared at him. Yuna pulled out her hairspray.

"Are you gay?" Al asked shyly.

"No. He's tri." Yuna replied.

"What?" Riza exclaimed.

"Yeah. Men, women, and dogs." At this Inuyasha and Sesshomaru grew very uneasy.

"Whatever. We're just wasting time. Let's go DAMMIT." Kouga said, finally losing patience.

"Fine…" everyone else mumbled as they started walking on.

"Uhh…where're we going?" Roy asked. Everyone stopped.

"Who cares?" Cloud said as he continued, grabbing Aeris by the hand, as he skipped merrily along. She tasered him again, and left him to get run over as she and Yuna walked on. Everyone else, ignoring Roy's question, followed.

Eventually, they found the extravagant suite. Mainly because it was labeled as the "Extravagant Suite." They decided only two, well educated people should go in and talk with the owners, while one other snuck behind them to go for the kill. In the end, they agreed to send Ryuhou and Mimori, and Riza and Kikyou to get rid of them. It was only supposed to be one, but Inuyasha decided it was time for Kikyou to let her anger out on someone else. Al had suggested buying ice cream, but was quickly shut up by Ed, yelling about not having bottled up anger.

Mimori and Ryuhou walked in…

18.43 Seconds…

"Good evening Mr. and Mrs. Motel-5 owners. We're sorry we don't know you by any other name." Ryuhou began.

"But a rose by any other name would smell as sweet!" Mimori added, making the couple feel happier.

"Awww…" the elderly woman said, "is this your girlfriend, dear?" At this, Ryuhou turned scarlet, almost blending in with his crimson eyes. Mimori tried fighting back fits of laughter as she saw the usually cold-hearted Ryuhou show emotions.

"N-no…we're just coworkers." Ryuhou replied. Mimori had the urge to slap him for that. They had been childhood friends, and he calls them COWORKERS! But right now, she had to focus on the mission at hand. But later…heeheehee.

"Well children, what would you like from us?" the elderly man asked kindly. Mimori and Ryuhou almost felt sorry for the poor couple…but that didn't last very long, because at that moment they saw the actual beauty of the suit…no, suite…

"DIE!" One can only imagine who that was…

As an arrow pierced the back of the elderly man, they were horrified to find green goo oozing from his wounds.

"WHAT THE HELL!" Riza screamed as she observed. Suddenly, the elderly woman showed her true self! A GIANT SHEEP!

"MOOOOO!" came a cry from the sheep.

"Don't you me 'baaaa?'" asked Kikyou, confused. Suddenly, she remembered what she was really here for. "DIE!" Another arrow pierced the poor sheep. Riza, mad because she never got to shoot the elderly farm animals, decided to shoot Kikyou. Thusly, she died. For the third time. Ever. But it's okay, because she came back to life approximately 18.43 seconds later.

"Sorry about that…" Riza said as the woman came back to life, her shirt partly torn from the impact, exposing a little more than necessary, "that was only supposed to last 10 seconds…" The recently revived woman blushed and tried to cover herself up.

As the four exited the room, covered in green goo from the demon sheep, they couldn't help but notice Inuyasha swimming in a pile of drool almost instantly. Kikyou pulled out her arrows again, but quickly dropped them after noticing she uncovered the part of her outfit that she was trying so hard to cover. Being the gentleman that he was, Ryuhou offered her his jacket.

Not only did Inuyasha protest, but so did Mimori. They both grew red with embarrassment and/or jealousy and turned away from Ryuhou and Kikyou. Apparently neither of them noticed, or decided not to. The crowd could see the small love rectriangle forming between the four.

"Okay, can we go in or what?" said Yuna, losing patience.

"Fine." Sesshomaru stated for the entire group. Everyone started to run in.

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