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Chapter Four…A Tale of Two Lovers
It worked out this way…the people sleeping on the couch drew the shortest straws…they consisted of the following: Kouga, Riza, Al, Ayame, and Winry. They weren't all too happy about that…Next came the ones with the middle-sized straws. They got the floor…which they weren't too happy about either… This included: Ed, Envy, Roy, Cloud, Yuna, Tidus, and Aeris. And the longest straw-drawers got the bed, and they happened to be quite content with their fluffy bed. THEY WERE JUUST RIGHT! (A/N: Goldilocks and The Three Bears…okay?) Finally, Sesshomaru, Inuyasha, Kikyou, Kazuma, Cougar, Mimori, and Ryuhou drew their straws.
Now, as anyone would expect, absolutely no one was too happy about this setup. That is, no one except Cloud, Aeris, Tidus, and Yuna, who were all very excited about sleeping on the floor together.
As you may have noticed…Ed, Envy, and Roy had the pleasure of sharing the floor with each other as well…yeah, you know how that'll work out. But hey, they came up with the idea for the straws…
"NO WAY IN HELL AM I SLEEPING WITH YOU TWO!" an extremely put-out Edward yelled as loud as he could to Envy and Roy.
"Well, I'm okay with it…" Envy replied calmly.
"Umm…you wear miniskirts and tube-tops, Envy…You're basically gender-confused. Someone like you wouldn't mind sleeping with a sheep." Roy stated grumpily as he lay out the sleeping bags. They magically appeared. From the same mini-fridge Envy appeared from. Honestly.
Things weren't looking too well with Sesshomaru and Inuyasha, and Kazuma and Ryuhou. For one, Sesshomaru and Inuyasha were brothers…I mean, half-brothers. And of course, they hated each other with a passion since Sesshomaru wouldn't accept his half-brother because of his craving for pickled mayonnaise.
Ryuhou and Kazuma on the other hand were too busy fighting about how radical their Alters were. They'd sadly engage in battle every now and then, singeing everyone's hair in the process as well as ripping off random items of clothing, which was of course entirely by accident…or so it would seem…
"Just keep your filthy hands OFF my woman, Sesshy," Inuyasha commanded, grabbing Kikyou as he spoke.
"How dare you call this Sesshomaru 'Sesshy' in public, you F-----G BASTARD!" he yelled back.
"In all honesty, I don't wanna be touched by either of you…you're such dogs!" Kikyou exclaimed rather petrified, since Inuyasha started groping her.
"I thought that was Miroku's job?" Sesshomaru asked Inuyasha…after eyeing the 'indecency.'
"He's not here. So I don't give a damn." Inuyasha replied promptly.
Somehow managing to fit on another part of the bed, Mimori, Ryuhou, Kazuma, and Cougar were busily fighting over Mimori.
"Hey, Minori-san, I've got 10 bucks…and a camera…" Cougar said, winking. Mimori turned beet red and looked ready to smack the man silly. Ryuhou didn't notice, or rather…decided not to.
"ARE YOU GOING TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT THIS PERVERT!" Mimori scolded him. She was rather upset that this was the second time in one day he didn't do anything about Cougar.
"Don't worry Mimori…you can come here and I'll do something about it," Kazuma said, grinning slightly, patting the unusually large empty area next to him. Mimori, seeing as Ryuhou was a total bastard, decided to pay him back for calling her just a 'coworker.' She crawled over to Kazuma and sat herself down, rather comfortably, next to him, resting her head on his shoulder as she did so. Ryuhou turned around…and decided to notice this time.
"MIMORI! I mean…Kiryu-san…er…sama…I…uh…" he stopped short, deciding that this wasn't the time to tell her how much he loved her, even though it was so obvious for everyone else to see.
"What do you want, fellow coworker?" she asked in a monotone voice. He turned around again…trying not to care. Even though he did. Obviously.
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