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Chapter Five…Sugar

Up on the couch, Al and Winry were having a better time than expected. Winry, having finally realized how sweet and sensitive Al really was, and how pissed off Ed would get if she did this, moved closer to him and let her put his arm around her shoulder.

Just as planned, Ed turned around as soon as he saw them 'snuggling' and turned a rather violent shade of purple. Roy and Envy, noticing this, asked him what the hell was the matter with him.

"I…uh…ummmm…THEY'RE NOT USING PROTECTION!" Ed screamed…at least coming up with something…

"WTF!" Roy yelled, rather loudly.

"I'll be back in a sec…" Ed called as he ran off to the kitchen.

"He means he'll BRB…" Roy said, stating the obvious, only to receive a smack from Envy.

Opening the cabinet under the sink, he hurriedly searched for something…Listerine strips…detergent…latex gloves… Wait, latex gloves? He looked both ways before grabbing them and stuffing them down his shirt, with shifty eyes…along with Listerine. Hey, they're tasty. He also resorted to grabbing a couple of trash-bags. Running back to the two on the couch, he pulled out the assortment of items from his shirt.

"Here," he said pulling out the Listerine, "oh, wait…that's mine. Nevermind. Here," he said, handing them the box of latex gloves, "hugging can get very…er…dirty…so use these wisely." He ran away as fast as he could, forgetting to give them the trash-bags.

"Oh yeah," he said, sprinting back, "don't forget these…" Al and Winry simply gaped at Ed…what the hell was wrong with him! Heeheehee…Winry's plan was working out perfectly. As was Mimori's…

"Hey, Mimori? Why is that bean yelling about latex gloves? Hmmm…we might need some of those for later…if you know what I mean." Kazuma slyly suggested.

"I HEARD THAT! JUST BECAUSE I'M CONCERNED FOR THE WELL BEING OF MY PEERS, DOESN'T MEAN THAT I'M OVERREATING BECAUSE AL IS PLAYING AROUND WITH HER!...WAIT! DID YOU JUST CALL ME A BEAN!"

"Anyway…" Kazuma started again, "about those gloves…Ryuhou, wanna go fetch some for us?" Ryuhou turned an even darker shade of purple then Ed did…and reluctantly got up to get some gloves…he decided not to seem too obvious, even though it was obvious for everyone else to see. Obviously.

"Ummm…excuse me, Mr. Alphonse and Ms. Winry, may I be so bold to ask for a cup of sugar…er…latex gloves." Ryuhou stuttered.

"EWW YOU PERVERT!" Winry screamed.

"I don't get it…" Al said naively.

"It's okay, dear," Winry said, putting her arms around him lovingly. She could see Ed, out of the corner of her eye, running into the bathroom, crying like a little schoolgirl… Heeheehee.

"So…about that sugar…I MEAN…uhhh…latex gloves." Al happily handed him the box, since they weren't going to use them anytime soon. Ryuhou walked back as slowly as possible…trying to avoid eye contact with anyone walking past him.

He thrust the gloves into Kazuma's hand and turned back around…pretending not to care. Even though he did. Obviously.

Suddenly, the lights went out. A SCREAM IN THE NIGHT.

"GO TO SLEEP, BITCHES!" Inuyasha obnoxiously forced. Reluctantly, everyone headed towards their assigned areas.

Author's Note: Since all of you are probably aware of how unloved we feel...we're not going to update unless we get 10 reviews. I know that may sound evil and conceited, but we worked really hard on this and we feel that a lot of people don't appreciate it. Thanks so much to those people who actually take the time to review. We love you all! take this as a threat to those who don't -evil smirk- -all happy now!-