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Author's Note: It's me, Akuhei, all by myself. I actually found time to update after a long day of work. I hate hospitals...oh! Back to the real topic at and here. I said I'd update after 10 reviews, so here I am. Actually, there are only 9, considering someone reviewed twice (which we like!), but oh well. Just a little note: Although we appreciate your idea of what to put next in our story, we have already finished it. We still want input from you though! It can be really helpful in future stories -hint hint- haha!

Reviews! You guys rock:
xsnowboaderx: Yay! It's you again! We always love getting reviews from you. Thanks a bunch!
nightchild00: We're glad you like it! We know how friends can be...they don't appreciate good fanfictions -grins- who knows though, they might change their minds -wink-
Fluffy-sama: haha! Yes, Roy is the preverted one, but for the sake of parodies, Kazuma must be too. WE're so glad you like it so far! Keep on reading! (don't worry...Akuhei -me- can't spell either)
Andersonfanandadmirer: Yes, we are very violent people. -smirks- the response to your question is: The couch is one of those huge round things that you find at really expensive hotels. They are so cool! Sorry we didn't specify before. And for this parody, Al has his body. Otherwise, Winry can't use him to makeEd jealous.-evil grin- heehee!Your idea was excellent, but please read 'Just a little note'. Eurotrip was a very...interestingmovie. haha!
evilchik:Breathe! We don't want you to die! We will be sure to let Royknow about your threat.
-ponders to herself- I hope we didn't make him insult Envy again...uh oh...-end pondering- We feel bad for Ed too...but for the sake of humor, oh well! I'm sad to say that the pepper spray won't be happening (read 'Just a little note') but it doesn't mean that it'll never happen in one of our stories
-hint hint-
Kaaaaaaaaaaatie: If you haven't noticed, we are interesting people. lol! I don't know what we did to Inuyasha...poor thing, and we are very much confused with Ed as well. She is having a great time...damn her...I know this since she calls me every night. hahaha! Love you lots! (Kawaii does too!)-glomps- mwahahaha! (personal note: omg...my parents think I'm a demon child. You have to see me with my Yuna hair straightened with eyeliner on. I'm a demoness, and I'm damn proud! lmao!)
Kitty: Why thank you! We're glad you think that. omg...I'm obsessed with those pairings. They are meant for each other. -wink- And Inuyasha...yeah...he's special. Thanks for your review!
Schimmy: Please don't hate us about Winry. Just remember that Envy is there to make everything better -grins-
Hezashi: Thanks so much! We are really overjoyed by that comment. It makes us feel like we actually are funny and not some random pathetic losers trying to be.

Chapter Six…Delectable Desserts

The next morning…everyone was woken up by a rather unpleasant cheesecake being chucked through the window, and on to Ed's head. Envy picked up the pie, seeing as Ed was rendered unconscious by misuse of delectable dessert. He looked at it…and bit into it…and gagged. It was spiked with sake!

"DAMN BARNEY!" Envy droned as the room started to spin.

"I want a piece of that!" Tidus said, standing up. Everyone looked at him. "Ummm…I was talking about the…er…cheesecake. Yeah, that's it." Choosing to ignore this whole conversation, everyone but Al and Winry turned around and went back to doing whatever the hell they were doing. Hey, wait…where are Al and Winry?

Riza, sitting on the couch watching boring Armanian, no, NOT Romanian, soap operas, was interrupted by Kouga.

"Hey," he said casually…but failing to sound happy, since Ayame had disappeared and he was too lazy to search for her.

"What do you want, bastard? You're interrupting my show." She glared, not looking at him.

"Can I watch you? I mean…er…whatever it is you're watching?" Riza looked up, raising an eyebrow.

Well…Roy is getting boring…so this could be the perfect time to add some hot sauce to my taco…POW! She moved over a bit, making room for the blundering fool. Kouga sat, proceeding to stare at her chest while she busied herself in watching the soap opera.

"So what's going on anyway?" he asked, trying not to sound desperate.

"Well…Renaldo is distraught for being entangled in a plethora of…" at this, Kouga drowned her out…still staring at everything BUT the TV. She finished and turned to him, "did you get that?"

"Huh?" he said, looking back up. She glared at him…

"Enjoying my bosoms?" she asked him, eyebrow raised.

"Err…how big are you? …IN…studying archeology?" he asked, stupidly. Riza thought for a moment…

"Let's go outside for some fresh air…" she said, a slight smirk in her voice. After, the two weren't seen for hours…picking flowers! Yes, of course…and it rhymed!

Aeris walked around, in search of Cloud. She had nothing better to do, and spending a few hours with him wouldn't be that bad…until she opened the door leading to the laundry room.

"CLOUD! YUNA! WHAT THE HELL!" she screamed as she saw Cloud and Yuna…you know…engaging in activities that of which include…hugging…sure…let's go with that…

"OH MY HOLY…no NOT the organization…YOU GUYS DIDN'T USE THE LATEX GLOVES!" Suddenly, Tidus conveniently walked in. Seeing the two in a loving embrace…sure…lets go with that…he gasped in horror.

"YUNA! YOU STOLE MY MAN!" At this, Aeris beat Tidus to a bloody pulp…

"Wanna join us?" Cloud asked Aeris.

"Okay," she said cheerfully. Tidus, left by himself…went off to find something else to amuse him.

Author's Note: You'll be getting another update pretty soon. Just keep those reviews coming! Let's see if we can do better than this time. It'll be tough, butwe have faith in all of you!