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Author's Note: Hey, it's Akuhei here. Kawaii and I haven't been able to get together recently since we've been occupied by going to Walmart...don't ask. So I'm here giving you another chapter of our randomness. Enjoy!

Reviewers:
Hezashi: I'm so happy you liked it. The last part was just really random, don't you think? o.O
Kitty: I agree. Barney is evil, but he makes our story even funnier. I'm glad that you can laugh through the whole thing. Just make sure you don't fall out of your chair and get a concussion or something...that'll be bad O.O Plus, we want you to be able to finish reading it!
xsnowboarderx: Very clever. At least we have once less person to convince in our 'Act against Barney and his evil cheesecake' movement. Here's another chapter for you! Thanks a bunch!
evilchik: How horrible! I do agree. Tsk tsk on Cloud and Yuna. Poor Kouga...why must he be so preverse. haha! I'm glad the whole Tidus is sick thing is working out. That's what we've been trying to go for. Thank you for the review!
Scar vs State: All hail low cut socks! I can't live without them. I'm so happy you enjoyed it. We're making the world happier by our insanely drunken writing. hehe. And here is a new chappie!

Chapter Seven…Attack of the Sparkles!

Inuyasha, seeing as Sesshy forcibly stole Kikyou…as he wanted to think…and shared some cheesecake with her, was left sitting all alone. Suddenly he saw Tidus approaching him, and jumped a bit, remembering he was tri.

"So," said Tidus, "you're alone too?" Inuyasha glared and said nothing. "So..." he continued, "you wanna?" Inuyasha twitched.

"PERVERT!" he screamed, as he started running, Tidus at his heels.

"NO! I meant…uh…do you wanna…er…join Riza and Kouga in picking flowers!" he yelled after him.

Ed…devastated, alone, and confused due to the cheesecake incident, decided to go for a walk…seeing as his 'peers' had abandoned him. Wanting to make a phone call to order some pizza, he headed towards the phone booth, which was conveniently located 6 and a half feet away from the laundry room. When he opened the door, he was horrified to find Winry and Al, doing what…everyone else was doing…yeah…lets go with that…

"WHAT THE F--K!" he screamed. Winry and Al, too engrossed to hear him, merely continued…what…everyone else was doing…lets go with that…Ed threw a tantrum…but was forcibly calmed down by none other than Alex Louis Armstrong, appearing by magic and wearing a fluffy, pink tutu, sparkles flying everywhere.

"AH! MY EYE! YOUR STUPID SPARKLES HIT MY DAMN EYE!" Ed wailed in pain…Armstrong, noticing his blunder, disappeared with another poof of pink fairy dust. WTF was that all about? he asked himself. Before he could smack Al upside the head to get his attention, the phone started ringing. Ed, seeing as Al and Winry were obviously too busy to pick it up, grabbed it.

"Hello?"

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"I don't have a refrigerator…"

"WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT!"

"…the hell! I DON'T HAVE A REFRIGERATOR!"

"HAHAHAHA Fullmetal twerp!"

"ENVY!"

"I hear Al and Winry are going third base…heehee"

"SHUDDUP! THEY'RE NOT…yet…"

"Well…I could change into Winry if you really wanted…unless…it's your brother you want…"

"FRUITCAKE!" he screamed into the phone, hanging up angrily. Tidus suddenly ran in.

"DID SOMEONE SAY FRUITCAKE! I LOVE FRUITCAKE!"

"Oh my platform shoes…IT'S THE GAYWAD!" What ever happened to that dog guy? With that thought, Ed ran. Fast.

Ryuhou, still upset because of Kazuma and Mimori's getting-along-ness, sat all by himself watching the soap opera Riza left on…before she mysteriously disappeared to go pick flowers…yeah…lets go with that… Ayame, seeing as he was alone, decided to go talk. Yes, just TALK.

Ryuhou greeted her warmly, happy for some companionship. But he was still upset. Obviously.

"I got tired of Kouga…he's really annoying," she stated.

"Affirmative…" he said. She gave him the what the hell look. He shook his head and ignored it. The two sat and talked for a while…becoming rather good friends. Yes, only friends. We promise. Really. It was just Mimori's luck that she happened to interpret it the wrong way after eyeing them from the laundry room. She came up with another plan…to get Ryuhou back. She would annoy the hell out of Kazuma…to get him to dump her back to Ryuhou! It was BRILLIANT! Just as she was laughing maniacally, Cougar fell from the chandelier.

"Where the hell have you been all this time!" She asked him incredulously.

"I was hanging on the chandelier. You should've seen all the people that came in here!" He studied her with an uneasy glint in his eyes. She chose not to ask any more questions.

"So, what's with the maniacal laughter?" he continued.

"I'm plotting to annoy the hell out of Kazuma to get him to dump me back to Ryuhou.

"Can I help? Unless you want to engage in previous going-ons in this here laundry room…" Cougar winked and Mimori nervously decided to go with the first one.

"Fine. You can help." So, the two set to work.

Author's Note: Well? What are your thoughts? We'd love to hear what you think, so review, review people! We might just have to go back to threatening -evil smirk- o.O