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Author's Note: So...it's Kawaii here. Akuhei and I were going to update beforeat my house...but my computer totallyf-cked up on me. -sulks-Anyway, I hope it works this time... -.- So yeah, the next chapter in teh smexy parody. Heck yesssssss. Yeah, you know the drill - read, laugh, review, laugh more, and live toread another chapter. -evil grin while hiding explosives- heehee. -innocentsmile-

Teh Smexy Reviewers:
Diverse-Thinker:Awwww!That wasthe sweetest review we've ever gotten! And, NO Akuhei, that is NOT the ONLY sweet thing anyone hasEVER said to me! -throws sharp, pointy objects at Akuhei while teaching her how to spell properly- Moving on, it would be sooawesome to write the dialogue for an anime show! ...though I fear for the otaku world ifthat indeed comes to pass... wow, sounds like something out of LOTR... Anyways, TYSMfor the review!
Hezashi: We won't discussHughe's death anymore...becauseitcompletely destroys theparody-ish mood! Tidus beyond scares me... -shudder- someone needs to put him on a leash or something...Thanks for the review!
evilchik: Poor Ed...The little guy gets bashed on so much! ...wait...did I say little? I meant...ah forget it. He's little and we all know it.But yeah, makes you feel so sorry for him! ...oh well. -evil grin- Your review was much appreciated!
Kari Mezmaru: You were closeto tears! I was in tears! -sniffle- And Akuhei was horribly shocked, but yeah, asI statedbefore, we shantdiscuss this untimely departure any more!We're so glad you liked the story!Thanks for the review, and keep writing!
ScarvsState: We're writing! Writing like the wind! ...actually, there's no need to write anymore...we're done with the story! But we'll keepupdating frequently because welove you guys. -innocent smile- Domo for the review!
death88: Yay! We aced it! ...oh, andwe're sorry for making the length of the story so short! We just don't want to give you too muchparody-ness in one sitting. -evil grin- Buuut...if everyone keeps reviewing...wejust might updatemore!Thanks so much for the review, and we're glad you found the content to be awesome -wink-
HikariUSA: Glad you liked our story. And we're updating! We're hope it makes you happy. Thank you for writing!
EarthDragonAlchemist: I'm so happy people find our material funny. Yes, you did have a point there. It made me think on it a bit...but it seemed more'the spur of the moment' if you know what I mean.Like, he knew it wasn't his wifre, but the shock of it probably made him forget that for a second. I dunno...Ijust wish it had never happened... -sigh- Thanks for the review though! It was intriguing. -wink-

Chapter Nine…Baskets of Flowers

Everyone, bored, chose to go out for some Mexican food, mainly for the mariachi bands. As they were about to leave in Inuyasha's hott minivan, they fought over who would be strapped to the top of the car. After much confusion, broken limbs, and fighting, they made it to the restaurant, only realizing that they forgot to transmute Ed back to normal.

"We'll fix him later…" Winry sighed, engrossed in watching the Mexicans play that funky music. Upon returning to the suite after a hardy meal of tacos, bean burritos, and pizzas, Al decided it was time to give Ed his normal, short body.

"Hey, does anyone know how to use Alchemy?" Al asked, only to receive nervous looks from the others.

"Don't you!" questioned Mimori. Al said nothing, while scratching the back of his neck anxiously.

"Look! I bought a book! Introduction to Alchemy!" Cougar showed everyone his multi-volume, very confusing-looking, reduce-priced, instruction manual. Seeing no other way to get him back to normal, the group huddled in a circle on the floor, trying to make heads or tails of this alchemy crap.

"Can anyone make the transmutal rectriangle thing?" Kazuma challenged.

"I like to draw!" Cloud shared with the rest. Someone handed him a sharpie, which he opened and started sniffing immediately.

"No! Don't sniff it!" Aeris commanded, pulling out her trusty taser. Cloud, eyeing the instrument of mass destruction, started on constructing the 'transmutal rectriangle,' which just happened to be a circle.

Winry ran back into the bedroom and returned to the living room, throwing the plushie on the drawing. Wait, did we say throwing? We meant…gently…placing…yeah…let's go with that…

After many attempts and transmuting the doll into various inanimate objects, Kikyou somehow managed to get him back to normal.

"I kick ass, bitches!" she cheered happily, "I mean, uhh…you're welcome."

"Heck yes! Only my woman could do that!" Inuyasha agreed. Noticing his remark, he blushed furiously, hoping Kikyou wouldn't pull out her arrows again. To his surprise, she walked over and gently placed a kiss on his cheek. He blushed even harder, and couldn't help but grin. With that, the two ran out of the suite…to go…pick flowers…yeah…let's go with that…

"Al, I'm sure you could've transmuted him back," Winry said, placing a hand on his shoulder. Heeheehee. Ed, noticing this, turned around and tried to ignore it. Suddenly, without warning, Winry let out a loud sneeze. With that, a soft 'meow' came from somewhere in the room.

"AL! DO YOU HAVE A CAT!" Winry screamed, "I'M ALLERGIC TO CATS! THAT'S IT…WE'RE OVER!" Winry ran out of the room, sobbing, leaving a thoroughly confused Al and cat sitting on the floor. Ed followed, hoping he could make her feel better. Awwwwwwwwwwww…

"Okay. That was quite interesting," Ryuhou muttered to himself. In the distance, he could see Kazuma and Mimori having a great time. No…wait…what?

"OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DIDN'T USE THOSE LATEX GLOVES!" Mimori screamed, chucking Ed's empty Listerine boxes at a terrified Kazuma. "WE ARE SOO THROUGH!" She sobbed, running once again into the ladies' restroom.

"Can you get me that McFlurry this time?" Cougar asked from his chandelier. Ryuhou watched sympathetically as the girl ran into a pole on her way to the facilities, knocking herself unconscious.

"Man, we know you like her, foo, so you might as well go help her, yo," Inuyasha stated, walking into the room with Kikyou, baskets of flowers in their hands. No one said a word, but all eyes turned to Ryuhou. He felt himself glowing with embarrassment.

"Fine. Might as well assist a fallen maiden," he spoke as he started walking towards Mimori, who was beginning to stir. He picked her up, bridal-style, and was amazed to hear her shriek.

"HENTAI!" she struck a dazed Ryuhou with a Listerine box, "oh, it's you. You came to save me!" she smiled and wrapped her arms around the still confused man, who turned even redder than before.

"Awwwwwwwwww..." everyone sighed as they saw the cute little couple heading off to the foyer.

"What the hell? We have a foyer?" Riza questioned. "Kouga and I could've gone there…" Roy grew wide-eyed and stared at her. "What, you didn't notice I was off picking flowers with him?"

"No! I was too busy cleaning off sheep guts from the walls!" Roy cried.

"Oh. You're loss," Riza said before turning around.

"WTF? You're the one that made me!"

"WOULD YOU TWO GET A ROOM? WE DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOUR INSIGNIFICANT, HUMAN PROBLEMS!" Sesshomaru yelled, getting nods of approval from the rest.

"Man, I want lima beans," Envy proclaimed from somewhere in the room. No one said a word.

Author's Note: Heck yes my computer didn't die out on me this time! -happy dance- Well, there you have it folks. Just one step closer to the end...but keep reviewing and sending us your thoughts! We love reading them! ...and we don't want to have to pull our explosives out now...do we? -evil grin- heehee -innocent smile-