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Author's Note: THIS IS THE THIRD TIME WE'RE ATTEMPTING TO WRITE/POST THIS. It's a long story, involving the page losing connection and the pressing of ctrl+ w...never, ever press those two together! THEY X OUT THE EFFING SCREEN! ...THANKS A LOT AKUHEI. SO WHAT? You did it plenty of times before! Not before we had thanked HALF THE REVIEWERS! NO!AFTER WE THANKED ALL THE REVIEWERS! -throws things at Kawaii- SO? YOU CAN'T SPELL!THIS IS GETTING PERSONAL! BRING IT! HAVE IT YOUR WAY, BITCH! YOU KNOW WHAT! TAKE A COMMENT CARD AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASS! -Akuhei and Kawaii fight leaving a path of destruction behind- Now that we have that out of our systems...This is the LAST installment of our parody. Yes, the last. Really, we're not lying. And we're not saying it just because we're pissed. It's really over. -sobbing ensues- But, you still have to review and let us know what you thought of our last chapter... -sniffles-

Reviewers that have stuck with us till the end:
Kitty: FINALLY! Everyone's finally showing their true feelings for each other. ...except Envy, but everyone knows he has the hotts for Ed. I mean, did I say that out loud? -cough- ahem. Anyway, thanks so much for all your reviews!
Purtail: We're sorry! It's over! We really wish we had more to post up...but it's over. Thanks for thinking we're awesome writers. It motivates us to continue writing. -hint hint wink wink- Thank you so much for the review!
evilchik: Everyone is so dirty. Picking flowers...-shakes head in disgust- Well, at least we know they're getting along... Thank you for all your reviews, we appreciate them so much!
death88: Yesss. Another 100! All hail bonus points! We're so glad you liked our previous chapter. But it's over! We're gonna miss not getting hundreds anymore... -sniffs- Thanks for all the reviews you've given us! -hugs-
Kazinoki: We're glad this fic made you laugh! Whenever we re-read it, we start cracking up. Yes, we KNOW we're pathetic...but we don't care. -grins- Thanks for the review, but we're sorry that our fic is over! -sniffles-
Kari Mezmaru: Are you kidding! If Ed turns into a plushie, I'LL KEEP HIM! -Akuhei sniffles in the background- Don't wory, I'll clone him and then we'll share! Thanks so much for your review!
EarthDragonAlchemist: We might have to run from Kikyou if she ever learns alchemy... -hides- Thank you for all the reviews, we appreciate them so much!
HikariUSA: We're so sorry it's over! We really wish we could keep writing...but good things must come to an end... Wow, this sounds waaaay too classy. So, TYSM for the review!
Hezashi: We're glad you liked the pairings! They're just too cute. And we might have to stuff Tidus in an asylum if he keeps up being...weird. Thanks for all your reviews, we've always loved them.
xsnowboarderx: We might have to use those to dump people too. Though, I fear we'll scare everyone in the surrounding area. heehee. Thanks for all your review, and we hope to read one last one!
BambiniMargera: Okay...I'm going to hand this one over to Akuhei... -runs- Thank you for your review. It was very kind...until the part about killing Kikyou. Kikyou happens to be one of my favorite characters, and I'd never consider killing her as I'd never consider making Kagome and Inuyasha a couple. Also, we'd never put the little room incident in our stories because we really don't pride ourselves in grossing people that just want a few laughs. Anyways, thank you again.
ScarvsState: Alright, I'm going to go ahead and finish this last review while Akuhei's hyperventilating. By we, I mean 'we.' There are 2 people writing this fic! Me - Kawaii Fantasy. The other one - Akuhei no Kyouwa. Heehee. And no, I'm not seeing things. It really is 2 people here. Honestly! Moving on, Thanks for all your reviews!

Chapter Ten…Fortune

After a little talk between Ed, Al, and Winry, everything was sorted out…kind of. Ed followed Winry into the bedroom, after seeing her upset.

"Hey, are you okay?" Ed hesitantly asked her, noticing that she had finally stopped crying…and sneezing.

"Yeah…I have allergies. Cats give me puffy eyes and make me sneeze like crazy. Damn them to hell." Winry replied. Suddenly, Al walked into the bedroom.

"Did you get rid of the cat?" Ed asked.

"Yes…" Al sniffed.

"Good." Winry stated.

"Are you guys fighting again?"

"No."

"Good."

"Man, this conversation sucks ass."

"Quiet, brother. Remember what the doctor told you…"

"I DON'T HAVE NO DAMN BOTTLED UP ANGER! AND I DON'T F-----G WANT ANY ICE CREAM!"

"'Emulate what you respect in your friends.'"

"Al…are you reading off of a fortune cookie?"

"Yes, Winry! Your lucky numbers are 9, 14, 21, 35, 41, and 14!"

"Al…you said 14 twice…"

"Be quiet, Nii-san!"

"Ed, why were you so upset over Al and me?"

"WHAT! I wasn't upset! I was just…er…worried…"

"Suure, Ed."

"Suure, Nii-san."

"Really! I was worried because…ummm…Al's too…er…young for a relationship…yeah."

"It's okay, brother. Having a girlfriend isn't that great."

"AL! I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!" Winry sobbed. At this, Ed twitched again.

"I DON'T WANT A GIRLFRIEND! ESPECIALLY NOT THAT MECHANICAL BITCH!" Winry threw a wrench at Ed. He fell with his hands on his head.

"WHAT'D YOU DO THAT FOR!"

"ALCHEMY FREAK!" After another time out due to bottled up anger and wrench…again…the three left the bedroom and headed off to the main room.

"You guys stopped fighting!" Yuna exclaimed happily. Ed and Winry glared at each other, but nodded nonetheless. Suddenly, the ceiling above them crashed, sending Cougar and his chandelier to the ground. Two policemen jumped from the newly made hole in the ceiling.

"Everybody freeze!" one of the policemen commanded.

"…the hell did you do that for!" Ed yelled angrily.

"Wanna run that by me again?" the second policemen aimed his gun at Ed, in the same, creepy way Riza did. Ed scuffled behind Al, using him as a human shield.

"Can we help you two fine gentlemen?" Ryuhou casually questioned.

"Yes. We are aware that a Mr. Cloud and a Ms. Aeris are guilty of hugging a minor…a Ms. Yuna?" Aeris and Cloud looked at each other and gulped. They could see Cougar crawling to a corner of the suite, hugging his beloved chandelier in tears. In the other corner of the suite, they could see Envy with a pile of sticky notes, scribbling furiously.

The policemen grabbed the two culprits by the toes and threw them into the magical mini fridge. The others stared in awe as the fridge rose into the air, flying away through the hole, only to return 5 minutes later. They opened it, and found no sign of the two.

"Dayaam, we need to get a new mini fridge, yo." Inuyasha commented.

While everyone discussed the topic of renting a used fridge, Kazuma walked over to Cougar, who was clutching is poor chandelier.

"Hey bro, are you okay?" Kazuma asked.

"I want my mommy!" Cougar wailed.

"…THE HELL! STOP TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOMMIES!" Ed and Winry cried loudly, wrapping their arms around a distraught-looking Al, huge tears pouring down their faces.

"Okay, let's go." Kazuma said, ignoring the three sobbing idiots. The two got up, dragging the chandelier behind them, snagged the keys from Mimori's back pocket, and walked casually out of the suite. The rest stared after them. In the distance, they could hear the roar of the rental car's engine.

"Hey! We need that!" Mimori cried as she and Ryuhou ran after them.

Everyone stared at them, trying to hide their laughter. A few moments later, the two returned, looking thoroughly harassed.

"Damn them. They hath stoleth our vehicle…ith!" Ryuhou muttered, getting strange looks from everyone else due to his Shakespearian lingo.

"You can ride in our private jet now that Cloud and Aeris have disappeared," Yuna suggested.

"Can we stuff Tidus in the trunk though? He's kind of creepy…"

"You don't want to be back there…believe me…" Ayame sighed. Kouga walked up to her and gave her a reassuring smile.

"Kouga! What ever happened to us?" a distraught Riza questioned.

"Well…you don't pick flowers quite like Ayame does…"

"What the hell?" Roy asked stupidly.

"Haven't we been over this?"

"Uhh…sure."

"Okay. Of course we can stuff him in the trunk!" Yuna said happily.

"I LOVE RIDING IN THE TRUNK!" Tidus yelled, jumping up and down. The others backed away.

Everyone got together all of their stuff, and headed down to the lobby. Al was still watching Ed and Winry carefully to make sure they wouldn't fight again. Inuyasha and Kikyou walked together, and luckily for Inuyasha she had packed her bow and arrows…far, FAR away. Ayame and Kouga were laughing at Roy running from Riza, gun still in hand and a grin on her face. Yuna was busy fixing Tidus' hair, as he decided it was looking a bit off-color today. Ryuhou and Mimori walked hand-in-hand, discussing politics. Far behind the rest of the group, Envy and Sesshomaru were discussing evil schemes.

"This Sesshomaru is intrigued by the evil things one can do with sticky notes. It seems humans aren't as dull as this Sesshomaru thought before."

"I'm homunculi."
"Well, then it is realized that this Sesshomaru was found correct to begin with."

"You talk weird."

Sesshomaru glared at him, but they both continued snickering at the sticky notes slapped to everyone's back.

As they finally reached the lobby, they exchanged numbers and said their final goodbyes. Suddenly, Ayame noticed the sticky note taped to Kouga's back. She ripped it off and read.

"Ed…f----d…Roy. Oh my…"

"I WHAT!" Ed screamed as loud as he could, shaking with rage.

"How did they find out?" Roy asked himself quietly. Riza smacked him and glared. "I was just kidding!" Before anyone could do anything, Ed had started running after Envy, wanting to tear him limb from limb. Seeing as this would just hold them up, they left. Leaving Ed and Envy running around screaming.

"We'll come back for them later…" Winry sighed.

Author's Note: Alright, so that's it. It's over! ...or is it? If you guys want aSEQUEL to this, just let us know! We're planning on writing one, but if no one's going to read it, why bother? Just let us know, and thanks for reading our story! We hope you've liked it from beginning to end. -happy face-