A/N: I don't know if anyone understood that Monica and Chandler were in bed together in the last chapter but just thought I'd let you know before this story gets completely confusing. : P

-/-Sunday on a park bench-/-

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Chapter Three – TOW there is no such thing as Mondler

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The last remnants of darkness were invaded and conquered by the morning's sunshine. As a result, Ross stirred and awoke to a cold bed.

"Rach?" he moaned. Ross sat up and scanned the room for his beloved.

No Rachel.

"I couldn't have been that bad last night," Ross argued before flopping back into comfort.

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There was no hiatus. No reluctance, no hesitance…not even did a conscience come into play. They had slipped into each other like a glove to a hand and had never really paused to comprehend the possible consequences. Truth be told; they would get their just desserts.

Chandler tiptoed across the creaking floor and drew the curtains closed. He knew that if Monica believed it to be morning she would surely leave him. All Chandler desired was a moment to savour her. The shock at what had happened the previous night still embraced him. Monica had kissed him. Him. It had drained so much energy from Chandler to stop himself just grabbing her and kissing her whole beautiful body. But she had initiated it. He recalled how she had whispered her love for him…was it the same way in which he adored her? The electricity had pumped through their veins. The passion had overcome Chandler; his pained tears now fell through happiness. They had slept together…for Chandler it was confirmation. He loved her.

Chandler turned from the frosted window to face his bed. The sheets were twisted at Monica's feet. Her body was swamped in Chandler's crimson shirt and he could not help but note how wonderfully it contrasted with her raven hair. Shuffling over to her, Chandler pulled the sheet over Monica's delicate body and heard her sigh a soft and distorted version of his own name.

Chandler perched himself on the very edge of the mattress and sat just looking, nothing else…just staring at her, analysing her, studying her…loving her. His hand manoeuvred across her cheek. She wore no make-up but her tempting lips remained blood red and her skin, well her skin…it was perfect.

His neck crooked, Chandler bent over her face, hovering for a moment in awe of her. His lips stroked her cheek and her eyes snapped open.

"Morning stranger" Monica yawned. "What the hell are you smiling at?"

"Its just you are so, so, so…hideously ugly" Chandler sighed, brushing a loose strand of hair from her face.

"Well, you're the one who done something so ugly seven times" Monica laughed, propping herself against the headboard.

"Well all I can say is; you-are-welcome…ewww, did you drool on my pillow!" Chandler groaned, staring at the wet patch next to Monica's shoulder.

"Hey! Nobody's perfect. I'm sure you'll survive the tragedy"

"Monica, what we did last night was amazing" Chandler mumbled.

"It really was. I think we both needed the comfort"

Chandler grinned.

"Promise me something?" Monica whispered.

"Anything"

"Never, ever smile like that in front of children," Monica giggled.

"I cannot believe you just said that. I like to think that I have a very charming smile."

Monica snorted.

"Oh please, you look like a cross between Chucky and the Tin Man from the Wizard of Oz"

"That is it! Miss dunking donut 1926!" Chandler bellowed, grabbing Monica by the waist and flinging her across the bed.

"Are you challenging me to a fight, Bing?"

"Does this not look like a weapon?" Chandler retorted, grasping a pillow.

"Prepare to have your ass kicked by a girl," Monica declared, hurling the pillow in the direction of Chandler's head and knocking him backwards off the mattress in one simple flip.

Monica burst into laughter. "What a loser….I win!"

Silence.

"Chandler? Are you okay?"

Monica began to crawl across the bed. A deep roar from behind her and Monica jolted in shock. Chandler pounced from behind, lifted Monica upside down over his back and mercilessly tickled her bare stomach.

"Who's the winner Monica? Who's the winner?"

"Please, no, no" Monica begged, writhing but at the same time crying with laughter.

"Come on Monica, who is the winner? Who loses?" Chandler taunted.

"Never!" Monica howled, reaching for Chandler's ear and pulling him downward.

"Ow! Monica that hurts!"

"You should know by now, I never lose" Monica beamed.

"I guess you're the one who's going to be wearing the pants in this relationship," Chandler laughed.

"Re – relationship?" Monica stammered, her expression so sombre.

"Yes, it's something that two people enter when they have loving feelings for each other and have a lot of amazing sex"

"I – I'm not being in a relationship with you Chandler"

Chandler heard a soft, distant cracking sound… his knuckles were unconsciously clicking.

"Yeah – yeah, I know that…I was just messing with you…old commitment phobic me" Chandler chuckled.

Click. Click. Click…I've lost her.

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Well we are going to start cutting the chapters down a bit because, well, it will be confusing if we keep swapping countries in one chapter. (Next will focus around Rachel and Phoebe in Germany).

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