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"XJ9 and her resourceful partner Ms. Mecha save our town from certain doom," Brad reads the front page of the Tremorton Tattler. Both girls are on the front page, defeating a bunch of robots in the picture. "Not bad. Your first cover story."
"Wow, Jenny," Tuck smiles up at her while she looks a bit bashful about it. "You and Ms. Mecha are real celebrities."
"Oh, please," Jenny dismisses, glancing at Amy as she rubs her neck with a sheepish smile. Thankfully Brad and Tuck can't see her expression. In her opinion, she'd rather be a hero than be famous. She already deals with enough things in her personal life. "Nobody reads the Tattler."
"Jenny, Jenny!" Sheldon runs up to them. He holds up a bunch of papers in his hand. "Can I get your autograph? And Ms. Mecha's too?"
"See? Pretty soon you won't even walk home with the likes of us," Brad jokes to the robot.
"Sheldon asks for her autograph all the time," Amy reminds him. "It's as common as her saving the world."
"Come on, she's right. That would never happen," Jenny waves it off. Sheldon peeks past the stack of papers and blushes in embarrassment.
"Oh, uhh...hey, Amy," he replies meekly to her and she waves in a friendly way.
"Hi Sheldon," However, after she greets him, he hides his face behind the papers, confusing the girl.
A car stops right next to them, grabbing the attention of everyone. Someone rolls down his window to reveal a rich-looking man, but something about him seems familiar to Amy... "Why, our Jenny Wakeman, you're quite the action hero."
"Oh, well, not really," Jenny replies modestly with a blush.
"Allow me to introduce myself," He holds up his business card. "Petto's the name. G. Petto, toymaker extraordinaire." Amy rubs her chin as she feels like she's heard that name before, but couldn't put her mind on it. "And I have an exciting proposition that's going to make you famous."
"Famous? Me?" Jenny smiles happily and he opens the door for her.
"Come on. I'll explain on the way. And you, my dear, you are just perfect for my proposition as well!" He looks to Amy, who feels a bit awkward.
"Um...thanks...can I talk to you for a sec?" She chuckles while dragging Jenny away from everyone. "I don't like this guy," She crosses her arms. "Something about him seems too familiar to me. It's those eyes, i just can't help it."
"You think everyone or anything is suspicious," Jenny raises a brow at her.
"Uh, not true. I've been fooled before sometimes like you have," Amy defends, crossing her arms. "But anyway, I don't like where this is going."
"So then come with me. I'm sure it's not that harmless," Jenny tells her and she sighs in defeat.
They walk over and get into the car, the man closing it before the others could get in. The car then leaves and Tuck gives a blank look on his face. "Well, now I feel about this tall," He raises his hand above his head.
"You are that tall," Brad retorts to his brother.
He and Tuck are in their living room. Brad's reading a book while Tuck and Piri are playing together. "Freeze, Dr. Raul," He then gasps sharply. "General Jim."
"Not so fast," Piri then holds up another figure and his mouth opens wide.
"Dr. Wilma?! How'd you get that one?"
"A toy collector never reveals her ways," She smiles proudly at him.
"Hey, guys," Jenny greets as she steps in, the boys looking annoyed. Amy waves to them next to Jenny. The robot smiles, but they weren't too happy to see the girls right now.
"Oh, it's you guys."
"Shouldn't you be off riding in a limo somewhere without your friends?" Tuck adds in bitterly. Piri just hisses angrily since they told her what happened.
"Traitors," She grumbles underneath her breath.
"Okay, ouch," Amy recoils back a bit from the hostility.
"I know, it's been a crazy day. But I have something we think will cheer you up. Ms. Mecha and I are action figures!" She holds up toy versions of herself and Ms. Mecha. The Ms. Mecha toy is in the same material as the Jenny one, having the same mecha suit and everything. Amy bites her lip from her toy since G. Petto had asked her to be a stand-in for the Ms. Mecha toy. Which was something she was on the fence about, but the toy isn't exactly in her likeness, so she hopes no one notices.
"Nice. But my General Jim is way cooler," Tuck pulls a string from his toy.
"Drop and give me 20, maggot."
"Are you kidding? That thing is so last year," Jenny replies in disdain. "This is state of the art. She even transforms," She presses a button from the back to reveal saw hands.
"Mine does too," Amy presses a button from the leg so that her toy's hands grow bigger in size to reveal spiked knuckles. "And she can fly," She presses another button to make the boots shoot out smoke to make her toy airborne.
"Why does Ms. Mecha look like you?" Brad points at it and she flinches.
"Uhh, no she doesn't. Her eyes are colored different and she's got freckles, I don't got freckles," Amy whistles and looks away. He gets a closer look and indeed, she's right as the Ms. Mecha has certain features that Amy doesn't.
"I guess you're right..." He agrees and she sighs in relief.
Tuck and Piri drool, dropping their toys and stepping on them to rush over. "Ow! I'm hit!"
"We want!" Suddenly they're both stopped in place by their clothes being grabbed from behind. "We want, we want, we want, we want, w-"
Jenny holds him up while Amy holds her sister back. "Whoa, these are just prototypes, guys. But even as we speak, Petto toy company is going into mass production."
"Yeah, they go out in a couple of days."
Petto Industries makes all of the heads for the toys, a machine making the bodies. There's all sorts of different colored ones like green, purple, and pink. A machine spins the heads of the toys on before dropping them. Then they get spray painted, with the Ms. Mecha doll not having the helmet on yet. After she is painted, then she receives a helmet to go over her head. The dolls even get their own accessories like hats and goggles. G. Petto looks at production and then at a map in his office, which tells him how sales are going.
The next day, ads for Action Jenny and Mighty Mecha are everywhere. "Come on," Tuck pulls Brad forward, Piri doing the same with Emily and Claudia. "We gotta get there before they're all sold out!"
"I got the super-rare Milkmaid Jenny and the premium Cowgirl Mecha," They watch two men walk past while holding their figures, two each.
"Me too," The other one giggles.
"Anyone who's anyone has at least both of them," Someone talking to Jantrice says, as they both have a Jenny and Ms. Mecha.
"Karate-chop Jenny and ninja-wielding Mecha," One of them tests them out on his friend.
"I don't know about this," Brad tells him skeptically.
"Please, it's about time they got toys," Emily waves it off.
"Don't be such a baby," Tuck tells his brother. "See, the line's not that long." However, the line goes all the way around the toy store, as well as some other roads. The older siblings look down at their younger ones with blank looks. Piri and Tuck just shrug with big smiles.
"Guys, guys!" Sheldon walks over to them. He has a Ms. Mecha badge and a Jenny hat, holding two bags. One of them is full of Jenny toys, and the other one Ms. Mecha. "Jenny and Ms. Mecha are there signing autographs, and they're giving away free hats and badges with every 200 dollar purchase. Now I've got an action Jenny and Mighty Mecha for every day of the year!" He rushes off in excitement.
"What's his deal with them? Didn't he like Jenny?" Piri looks up at her sisters.
"Who knows at this point?" Claudia pushes up his glasses. "That boy flip flops like you go through all your toys."
"There's no way we're waiting in line to see my neighbors," Brad walks off with his hands in his pockets.
"Or someone that we live with," Emily states while she and Claudia leave with him. The two kids glance up and whistle while walking towards the line. He jumps into a baby stroll while Piri hides in the hat of a boy. Tuck kicks the baby out and takes his lollipop.
They walk out happily with their figures, looking up and seeing the girls themselves. The two smile as they sign the boxes of the figures. Tuck tosses the lollipop and walks over to the line. "Hold it," A security guard stops them. "Sorry, kids; the signing is closed for today."
"We happen to be close personal friends of Jenny and Ms. Mecha. We're sure she's expecting us to stop by."
"Yeah. Plus, while we don't see Ms. Mecha that often, we still know her. She's saved us more than anyone else in town," Piri glares up at him.
"I'll call it in," He grumbles to them. The girls sign all the pictures given to them, looking stressed. Then they get a phone call and Jenny uses her pigtail as a microphone.
"Hello?"
"What is it?" Ms. Mecha asks while using her helmet's sensors as a communication line.
"Ms. Wakeman and Ms. Mecha, there's some kids out here to see you both. Says they're friends of yours."
"Yeah, we've gotten a lot of friends all of a sudden," Jenny states while signing a kid's forehead, to his dismay. "Just give them autographed photos and tell them to come back tomorrow."
The two kids open their mouths in shock from this treatment. "We've got other meetings to handle after this one, tell them we're really sorry," Ms. Mecha adds in.
"Got it."
"Okay, that does it. Move aside, generic thug," Tuck tries to get his way in.
"If they see us, we'll show you," Piri points up at him. He stares at them wide-eyed...and then kicks them out into the garbage. Both of them groan as he tosses them some photos.
"Action Jenny, Mighty Mecha, and Petto Enterprises thank you for your support. We know you have a choice in action figures, and we value your patronage." Their names aren't even correct on the photos as they're Jiko and Amanda."
"Ooh, look at me," Tuck mocks at home the next day. "I'm Arctic Freeze Jenny. I'm too famous for my friends. And then we have Snowbound Mecha, who's too good for being friends with citizens. What's that? You say it's time for your death-defying ski jump? Be my guest!" He tosses the dolls down a ramp and they go flying onto the ceiling. Then they get stuck on a radio. Someone presses a button to release the toys, who go flying towards a reclining chair. Tuck opens it and then they land in the toaster, letting out smoke before flying into a fish tank, the ashes washing off them. He then pulls them out of the fish tank.
"That was a heck of a jump, Action Jenny and Mighty Mecha. What's that? You've got water in your ears? Let me help you get those out," He then slams the toys against the table bitterly, and then tosses them into the trash. "Maybe I'll just throw you in the garbage and forget about you."
He then closes the can, but the toys suddenly come to life as they turn away. He walks off while dusting off his hands, hearing a noise. He turns around to see the trash can open. He hears another noise, looking around to see tiny shadows run past him. He looks behind the couch, seeing something move away. Tuck chases after them, seeing them crawl underneath the recliner chair. He removes the flap, revealing the toys that he just threw away. He grabs them and looks at them in confusion.
"Funny. I don't remember turning you on. In fact, I thought I left your batteries...right over...there." Indeed, the Action Jenny and Mighty Mecha batteries are sitting on the table. He gasps and then removes the back panels as there's nothing in there either. The toys' heads flip around and he screams in terror.
Brad steps into the room holding a glass of water. "What's the matter, Tuck? Your dolls have a life-like swollen head," He then steps through the kitchen, dropping the glass in shock as he sees the toys attacking his brother! He rushes over and pulls them off. The heads extend to hiss at him, wrapping around his body. "Get 'em off! Get 'em off!"
Tuck snatches their necks and then removes the heads, rendering them unable to move. Brad rips off the dolls immediately. "Tuck, what's going on?"
"I think there may be something wrong with these dolls," Tuck rubs his chins, looking down at the doll heads.
"No, really?" Brad remarks to him sarcastically.
"I'm serious. We need to warn Ms. Mecha and Jenny."
The two rush out of the living room, the heads gaining spider and octopus legs before crawling away and reattaching themselves. An alarm goes off in G. Petto's office. "Oh, no. Not yet," He turns around in alarm. "One of the action Jennys and Mighty Mechas have been activated prematurely."
"You idiot! If anyone sees those dolls come to life-" A female voice scolds him.
"But what am I going to do?" He laments while holding his head.
"Do? I don't think you have any choice."
"Yes, I must accelerate my timetable," He muses in thought, looking up at his map. Then all of the lights turn red, and he laughs evilly.
"Quiet down. You're giving me a headache," The female voice tells him in annoyance.
"Sorry."
A little girl is having a tea party with her Jenny and Mecha dolls. She pours tea onto all of them, and their eyes narrow. One of them smacks the tea cup away, the other one knocking away a table. The little girl screams in fright before they all tackle her and make her drink the tea.
A boy gets the dolls as presents for his birthday, tossing them onto the pile of other dolls he's already gotten. They all come to life and fly off to terrorize the guests at the birthday party.
Sheldon has a...date...with both of the dolls, leaning in to...kiss them. But then they slap him and he falls to the ground. He looks up in confusion, turning around to his shelf full of them. They reveal themselves to him and he screams as they fall on him.
"And right after Milan, we can hit the expo in Paris," Jenny states while fake tanning near a pool. "Kiss, kiss. Love ya."
"I think I'm gonna quit, Jen," Amy sighs while wearing her mecha suit, sitting nearby the girl.
"What? Why?"
"It's just...this doesn't feel right," She sits up fully, a bit exasperated. "Blowing off our friends? Banking off the success of these dolls? I still don't like this."
"Psst. Jenny. Ms. Mecha?" Tuck whispers to them, getting their attention as they flinch.
"Down here."
They turn around to see the boys popping up behind their chairs.
"Uh, duh, Brad! Tuck!" Amy smiles nervously, hoping that they didn't deduce it's been her during their seemingly private conversation.
"What are you two doing?" Jenny questions in confusion.
"Shh, not so loud," Brad tells them quietly. Tuck points up ahead with wide eyes.
"Too late! Here they come!"
They look to see Action Freeze Jenny and Snowbound Mecha head towards them. "What the?" Amy recoils back, baffled.
"Wait," Jenny takes hers while Amy picks up her own. "Are these who you're afraid of?"
"No! No, don't!" The two try to warn the girls.
"Come on. Just look at them!" Jenny smiles and puts them down. "How could you be afraid of something so adorable?"
"If they're afraid of them, Jen, maybe we shouldn't-"
Suddenly the dolls attack the boys by throwing stuff, the two screaming and ducking. The dolls rip away the chair and they scream. The girls suddenly grab the dolls before it could do any more damage. "These aren't programmed to do that."
"Why would-"
The dolls lunge and latch onto their faces. The two rip them in half, tossing them to the ground...but then they reattach themselves. Jenny rips off the pieces one by one as does Amy, but still the dolls reattach. Jenny traps them into a blender and destroys them, to the relief of their friends.
"Nice homicidal toy line, girls," Brad remarks as they walk over.
"Jeez, we had no idea. I guess we should have paid more attention to the designs. We were so tickled at seeing our faces on thousands of little dolls. I didn't-crikey," Her eyes widen as Amy gasps in realization. "There are thousands of dolls all over Tremerton."
"Which means we gotta go now!" Amy urges as she runs past them, the others following her. They run past the destroyed dolls, which actually put themselves back together once again.
Sheldon screams while his clothes are ripped, running away from his own dolls attempting to shoot him. A horn goes off, which gets their attention. The other dolls around town hear the bell as well, flying away. The four look up to see all the dolls heading to Petto Industries. The four run over to the entrance, the boys hiding behind their friends.
"I wonder what they're doing here," Brad couldn't help but wonder.
"Your guess is as good as mine," Amy comments to him.
"Doing?" Tuck glances up at his brother. "They're monsters! They've obviously returned to take sweet revenge on their creator."
"Look!" Jenny looks at some smoke coming from the factory, putting on a bull horn. "Mr. Petto! The dolls, they're evil. We're coming to rescue you!"
"Rescue me?" He gestures to himself and then starts laughing evilly. Robot arms come from his sides as his head spins around. The girls gasp in shock as he crawls up to the roof. "You're the ones who need rescuing..."
"From us!" They split apart to reveal themselves as Krackus and Vexus! "Vexus," Jenny murmurs in disbelief.
"And Krackus?" Tuck raises a brow in confusion.
"This is probably a bad time to say this, but...I told you not to trust him," Amy holds her head up high while crossing her arms. Jenny glares at her and she sinks a bit. The bell goes off again and all the dolls turn around, the gate closing behind the four. The dolls advance towards the group, one of them flying to show off a blowtorch. Jenny turns into a pile driver while Amy's legs and arms form into a mirror to block them off.
"We'll clear a path to the factory," Jenny tells the boy. "You guys get inside and find out what makes these things tick." Amy hops on as Jenny drives through all of the dolls, a make-up one firing liquid and lipstick. Tuck ducks his head and it hits Brad instead.
"I'm hit!" He cries out, even though it's just make-up. "I'm hit!"
Amy glances at him and snickers, looking away. Once Jenny clears the way, the two jump off and head inside the factory. Four dolls throw some rope, pulling the levers from Jenny and grabbing Amy's arms. They pull the ropes to make the two girls fall. They look up to see the dolls approaching and they scream in alarm.
More dolls jump off from the conveyor belt, the boys looking up at them. They crawl underneath the belt to hopefully find a weakness.
The girls are cornered by dolls, one of them pulling out a knife and the other summoning a saw. Jenny looks horrified as she summons her pigtails to get away, flying into the air. Amy kicks away several of them, using her boots to fly above Jenny. Some dolls with hair use them to capture the two, dragging them down.
The boys discover her office and step inside, walking past the map. "Hey, look at this," Tuck points at a switch. "Evil Action Dolls Power Switch. Activate, de-activate. Huh, huh?"
Brad rubs his chin in thought. "Nah, it can't be that lame."
"Hello! It says activate/deactivate," Tuck gestures to it while Brad sits on the desk. "What more do you want?"
"What kind of mega-villain would have an on-off switch?" Brad asks in disbelief.
"The intelligence of mega-villains is highly overrated," Tuck says confidently, hands on his hips.
"Oh?"
"Indeed; allow me to explain," Tuck pulls in a whiteboard out of nowhere, grabbing a marker and starting to draw. "Take Krackus, perhaps the most incompetent mega-villain in the galaxy." Brad rubs his chin at the lesson; he felt like he was in school sort of.
Jenny and Amy throw dolls crawling up their bodies. "What's taking 'em so long?" Amy calls out, referring to the boys.
Tuck meanwhile explains the logic for Brad, who takes some notes.
The dolls crawl all over the girls, who are unable to fight back at this point.
Tuck then puts a female doll on a train track, holding a bad guy doll while pointing at it.
The two hold out their hands while sinking into the pile of dolls.
The boys eat Chinese food that they somehow got.
Their bodies are barely visible at this point.
Tuck has his arms crossed in annoyance as he watches his brother debating. "So what you're telling me is...all we have to do is pull that lever right there and all those creepy dolls will just stop in their tracks?"
"Uh, pretty much," The little boy retorts to him. Brad taps his chin in thought.
"Let's do it!"
He finally pulls the switch, causing all of the dolls to deactivate and fall, some of them doing it like dominos. "What's happening?" Vexus demands angrily. "They've all been deactivated."
"Impossible. Unless...someone shut off the master power switch."
"What?!" She exclaims in disbelief, indicating that she didn't even know about it. She then smacks him from behind upside the head. "How many times have I told you? No master power switch."
The two girls emerge from the pile of dolls, flying towards the two. However, they decide to run into the roof. "Tired of playing dolls, Vexus?"
"Or doing playtime?" Amy narrows her eyes.
"I'm through toying with you, girls. The next time we meet, it will be the last," The roof consisting of a Jenny doll closes and takes off like a rocket ship. It then just explodes randomly for no reason. "Krackus! You idiot!"
"Sorry, my queen," He says before they crash into the ground. The girls fly towards their friends, who smile proudly.
"Sorry, guys. I guess we got wrapped up in that whole fame thing and forgot what was really important. Let's make sure nothing comes between us ever again."
Sheldon runs in screaming, pushing past everyone and crashing into the factory. He steps back and snaps out of it. "They're alive! The dolls are alive. They tried to kill me. They're pure evil. And-and-and...oh," He bends down to pick two of them up. "I don't have these ones."
Amy just facepalms at him and steps forward, sighing as she drags him off. "I'll take him home...Jenny, blow this place up so that we don't have to see these dolls ever again."
"You got it," Jenny salutes to her.