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I plan on getting this done before school starts up again(school...bleargh!). For those of you who were reading A Furuba Twist on Dracula, I decided to revise that. I may not post it again, but it wasn't that good to begin with.(The only good thing I've seen about Nosferatu was in the 1979 version, at the beginning with mummified corpses).

I also have another idea for a story which I will start right after this. Of course, as the reviewers, you'll have to help me.(I'll explain when I start that story).

Enough rambling. Here's Act III of Romeo and Juliet.

Chapter 9

Kyo and Yuki were still fuming when it was time for Act III to begin. They were glaring so fiercely at each other that no one dared to even try to stop them. They scared half the stage members. Even Tohru was afraid they were going to break out into a huge fight.

Manabe and Uotani went on stage, along with a few other stage crew members. They began the play, heedless to the tension behind the stage.

They were lucky.

Yuki and Kyo were still snarling at each other, hoping to be able to kill each other before the end of the play. The rest of the stage crew was staying away from them as much as possible, avoiding the cousins as Tohru and Haru tried to keep an actual fight from breaking out again. Kyo and Yuki were arguing so much that Kyo missed his cue and the rest of the actors had to react the part...twice.

"HEY, ORANGE-TOP, GET OUT HERE!" yelled Uotani after they had tried three times to cue him in.

Kyo growled, but went on stage and acted, much to his chagrin.

(A/N: just as a notice, so you all can have a good laugh, in the play, Mercurtio challenges Tybalt to a duel and dies. Then, Romeo challenges Tybalt to a duel, and Tybalt dies.)

Momiji said, "Romeo, the love I bear thee can afford

No better term than this: thou art a villain," with a smile on his face.

"Yeah, yeah, same to you, you damn rabbit," muttered Kyo before saying, "Tybalt, the reason that I have to love thee

Doth much excuse the appertaining rage

To such a greeting. Villain I am none.

Therefore farewell. I see thou knowest me not."

Momiji, forgetting he was acting, said, "Oh, I think I know you pretty well, Kyo."

"WHAT WAS THAT!" shouted Kyo.

"Oh, you're always sulky when you get in a fight with Yuki!" said Momiji, completely oblivious to the ticking bomb.

Three.

"You never win in fights, and so you always seem to be really mad!"

Two.

"You really just don't like to lose!"

One.

"Because then, you think that you will never be accepted."

Kyo, forgetting that he had a wooden sword(which would've been a better way to beat Momiji up...er, sorry, got evil thoughts), ran head long at Momiji. Momiji, however, simply dodged the oncoming freight train and smiled.

Last straw.

This time, Kyo remembered his sword and drew it. Momiji was hopping up and down happily as Kyo snuck up behind him.

THWACK

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH! WAAAAAHHHHHH! KYO'S HITTING ME!" cried Momiji.

"YOU DESERVE IT, YOU DAMN KID!" yelled Kyo.

"KYO-KUN!" yelled Tohru.

Kyo backed off.

"Well, doesn't this change the script," said Uotani. "Wasn't Momiji supposed to kill me, first?"

"WHAT, YOU WANNA DIE, YANKEE!" yelled Kyo(he's in, what my sister likes to call, a creepy evil demon mode).

"Geez, you are worked up, aren't you," said Uotani, inciting Kyo.

"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!" Kyo said and smashed the set.

"DON'T DESTROY THE SET, YOU STUPID CAT!" said Yuki.

"DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, DAMN RAT!" yelled Kyo.

"Or what?"

Kyo just attacked Yuki. Both boys started fighting, and Yuki, as always, was winning. But, no matter, they kept on fighting.

"Bring down the curtain!" said Takei.

The curtain went down, landing on top of Yuki and Kyo. As stage curtains are usually heavy, Yuki and Kyo were pinned.

"Yuki-kun! Kyo-kun!" said Tohru, panicking, as usual.

"Tohru, calm down," said Uotani. "They'll be okay."

"Yes, they are completely fine," assured Hanajima.

Meanwhile, Takei was in tears. "My play is ruined!" he cried. A few sympathetic members went over to condole him.

"Personally, I think this play is much better," said Uotani.

"I agree," said Hatsuharu.

"Yup!" said Momiji.

Hanajima nodded.

Tohru was too preoccupied with making sure Kyo and Yuki were alright to respond.

One hour later...

The play never got back together. The members tried to skip to scene 2 of act III, but neither Kyo nor Yuki wanted to do it anymore. And, both had recieved week-long suspensions.

"DAMN IT ALL TO HELL AND BACK!" said Kyo, fuming loudly.

"Shut up, stupid cat," said Yuki, quietly fuming.

Tohru just smiled her nervous smile and continued to walk home.

When they got back, they saw Shigure and Ayame in stitches. They were both rolling on the floor. Several bottles of sake were next to them.

"Ah, if it isn't the illustrious Romeo and Juliet, come home!" said Ayame.

"Ah, but Aaya, these two hate each other so much they can't even collaborate well!"

"Too true, Gure-san, too true."

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE!" yelled Kyo and Yuki while Tohru tried to stutter a greeting.

"Why, to congratulate you both on your magnificent play!" said Shigure. "That's the best laugh I've had in years."

"Same here!" said Ayame. "Even Tori-san was laughing!"

"Whatever," said Kyo and escaped to the roof. Yuki just walked up the stairs. Tohru stood stunned for a few minutes before saying good-night.

Once she had gotten ready for bed, she turned to her picture of her mother. "Oh, Mom, today was fun! It's too bad the play didn't turn out. It was still fun while it lasted! Who knows, maybe it's better for them to keep fighting."

One week later...

"WHAT!" yelled Yuki and Kyo simultaneously.

"The audience loved the play so much," repeated Takei, "that they want an encore performance! I've decided we'll do it at the end of this week!"

Kyo and Yuki both looked like they were about to faint.

"Whoa," remarked Haru.

"Yuki-kun, Kyo-kun, are you alright?" asked Tohru.

They both gulped and nodded. One more performance to do.

NOT ON THEIR LIVES!

"Takei-san," said Yuki calmly, "although it was an honor to do this play, we do not wish to do another performance."

"Please! Please!" begged Takei.

"Take a hike," said Kyo. "We're not doing the damn play."

Takei crumbled in the hallway.

"Are you sure?" asked Tohru.

"Positive," they both said before they pounded the hell out of each other.

THE END

I know, I said I'd do all five acts, but screw it. I really don't like 'Romeo and Juliet'. Besides, it's more fun if people ruin it.(heeheehee...evil...evil...evil thoughts.)

Next chapter will be the famous(or not) ALTERNATE ENDING OF "ROMEO AND JULIET"! It will include decapitation, a-bombs, the deaths of Romeo and Juliet, a giant, and everyone in the alternate world, and, my personal favorites(next to the a-bombs...gotta have the a-bombs...) INTERDIMENSIONAL PORTALS!(don't ask)

I'll update tomorrow, this time. Thank you for all those who reviewed.