A/n: Okay, I am having massive writers' block but the thing is it's just writers block for the whole sleeping disease thing! Other than that I have the entire fic planned out! I should have the PL chapter next then... Then I won't tell you but if you're just DYING to know email me and I'll tell you (don't wanna ruin it for some people). Okay thanks for all the reviews, please keep it up!

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"Okay, current score, nine warlocks, two demons, one entity, an evil leprechaun, a fairy... and six darklighters." Leo said reading off of a piece of paper. Paige slowly got up off of the floor looking tattered and hurt and glared at him. "Leo, I need help." She said slowly. "Who would you call Paige? I can't help you, I'm a pacifist." He said shrugging. Paige rolled her eyes, "You, the guy that got suspended for fighting last year, I'm sure They love you as it is."

"Hey, you should be happy about that, that guy was hitting on Piper!" Leo told her. "So you were protecting her from going out on a date and being... happy? Hmmm..." Paige said rolling her eyes. "He wanted more – Paige look out!" Leo yelled as an energy ball flew about half an inch away from her ear. She was petrified for a second but quickly recovered and turned around then moaned.

"Aw, come on! I vanquished you earlier, I swear I did!" she moaned. "No but they do all start to look the same after a while huh." Leo said looking the demon over. He just threw an energy ball, which Paige orbed back at him causing him to explode. Leo wrote another tally under demon and Paige practically screamed before running upstairs. Leo watched her stalk away before shrugging to himself and turning on the TV.

Paige sat on her bed as she dialed a number on the phone and put it up to her ear. Before it could ring twice, another demon flamed in. She just put down the phone and sighed as soon as she saw the fire. When she saw who it was she rolled her eyes, "Now I know I vanquished you somewhere before." She said sarcastically. Barbus smiled evilly, "Yes, but I'm back now." He said.

"Why, why are you back from hell this time?" she asked as she lay down on the bed. "I got a get-out-of hell free card to... protect you." He said looking disgusted. Paige shot up and looked at him confused. "It's the only way I could get out, They said if anything happened to you it's to the waste land with me." He said. All Paige could do was look at him wide eyed.

"You have got to be kidding me..." she muttered.

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"What the hell?" Leo asked jumping up as he saw Paige, looking almost possessed, and Barbus coming down the stairs. "You're not kidding." Paige muttered sitting on the couch. "What's he doing here?" Leo asked looking confused. "The Elders assigned me to help Paige, if I do a good job and she doesn't die then I'm out of hell." Barbus explained. "Why didn't they tell me?!" Leo asked looking angry. "You're not exactly Their favorite person Up There." Barbus said smirking.

"Um... Go check Leo." Paige told him. Leo shook his head, "No way am I gonna leave you alone with... him." He said glaring accusingly at Barbus who just grinned. Suddenly the air around one spot began to become wavy and they knew that someone was shimmering in. Paige sighed and got ready to fight while Leo grabbed his paper to put another tally under demon and Barbus sat back in a chair.

Then they saw who it was...

A/n: Sorry for the shortness of this chapter, remember: writers block. Oh and I guess I lied, the PL chapter will come after I finish up with the sleeping disease thing. Oh and sorry for the suckiness of this chapter but IT WILL GET MUCH BETTER, I gotta get through this damn chapter!!!